Caption Competition: New Boeing

[r988]

Original quote was along the lines of 'This is what happens when you let Pratt & Whitney Engineers design the whole airplane!'

[Trooper2]

Never buy a Boeing built on a Friday.

[vixpy1]

Boeing regrets descision to build aircraft in Ireland

[wolves_wanderer]

Seems perfectly sensible to have a dual-control aeroplane so you can use it on the continent

[bouffy]

Travolta begins filming his multi £million sequel to 'Face Off'

[BliarOut]

Vixpy's prototype turbine powered dildo caused some concerned looks amongst the female PH'ers.

[allnighter]

Looks better on the pic

[StuB]

New PC airliner caters for extreme right and left wing views.

[StuB]

KLM Engineers deny accussations of smoking pot at work.

[ZR1cliff]

Few more seconds of thrust and our passengers should be well Done.

[Extra 300 Driver]

Well Mr Smith we have your Aeronautical Apprenticeship results………………

[timmy30]

Boeing releases first footage of the "Ultra 100 Sonic Scramjet" passenger plane.
Test pilots refuse to fly.

[superlightr]

shhusshhh...... dont mention engine failure.......

[timmy30]

"Airbus continues to deny difficulties following the decision to oursource aircraft assembley to Bangalore"

[dogwatch]

Could be a bumpy landing if the pilot (in whichever cockpit) forgot he was off-centre and lined himself up with the middle of the runway as usual...

[chim_knee]

r988 said:

"What time is East Enders on tonight?"

[alexkp]

Not a caption, but that is a photoshop job. The question is why?

[chim_knee]

r988 said:

"I'll have 9 McNuggets and a Quarter Pounder with cheese meal, thanks."

[tombaron]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Nah, they really built it


>> Edited by tombaron on Tuesday 8th November 19:07

[scared but happy]

Bombs away...................