Titanic - alternative ending?

[srebbe64]

On the telly tonight I noticed that they are advertising a new DVD of Titanic with an alternative ending. The only alternative I can think of is that the ship doesn't sink!

So what is this (elusive) alternative ending - does anyone know?

And, before anyone mentions it, I realise this could be a 'spoiler' but we're talking about Titanic here, not a good movie.

[selmer]

Someone takes their foot off diCaprio's head?

[Kinky]

Perhaps it was all just a horrible dream and he wakes up to discover his water bed is leaking?

[towman]

srebbe64 said:

but we're talking about Titanic here, not a good movie.

I thought it was great - you obviously have no taste.

[vixpy1]

Kinky said:

Perhaps it was all just a horrible dream and he wakes up to discover his water bed is leaking?

Or thats he's 13 again, and it was good dream, and .. oh nevermind

[polarbert]

towman said:

srebbe64 said: but we're talking about Titanic here, not a good movie. I thought it was great - you obviously have no taste.

the original was good, this was dire in comparison, granted the special effects were amazing, but the original just has that 'thing' about it.

something that did make me laugh in the new one was the fact at the end the search guys on the boats were searching with 1 million candle power torchs used in the x files film. funny considering its supposed to be 1912!

[nervous]

towman said:

srebbe64 said: but we're talking about Titanic here, not a good movie. I thought it was great - you obviously have no taste.

or, hes sick of the taste of salty liquid in his mouth. that sprout faced de-caprio definitley is.

[srebbe64]

towman said:

srebbe64 said: but we're talking about Titanic here, not a good movie. I thought it was great - you obviously have no taste.

Are you looking for an arguement?

[nervous]

srebbe64 said:

towman said: srebbe64 said: but we're talking about Titanic here, not a good movie. I thought it was great - you obviously have no taste. Are you looking for an arguement?

can i offer you a wet wipe instead? might be more up your alley.

[towman]

srebbe64 said:

Are you looking for an arguement?

Are you looking for an apostrophe?

[vixpy1]

towman said:

srebbe64 said: Are you looking for an arguement? Are you looking for an apostrophe?

What a Catastrophe

[towman]

nervous said:

can i offer you a wet wipe instead?

I have a feeling that you may need them more than I. Captain Scarlett

[towman]

vixpy1 said:

What a Catastrophe

This is why you can never get up in the morning Charlie. It`s way past your bedtime!

[nervous]

towman said:

nervous said: can i offer you a wet wipe instead? I have a feeling that you may need them more than I. Captain Scarlett

are you the voice of the mysterons? i KNEW you sounded familiar.

[srebbe64]

towman said:

This is why you can never get up in the morning Charlie. It`s way past your bedtime!

That begs the question, "how do you know?"

[towman]

nervous said:

are you the voice of the mysterons? i KNEW you sounded familiar.

OO

Geddit?

[vixpy1]

towman said:

vixpy1 said: What a Catastrophe This is why you can never get up in the morning Charlie. It`s way past your bedtime!

Sod off Grandad

[towman]

srebbe64 said:

towman said: This is why you can never get up in the morning Charlie. It`s way past your bedtime! That begs the question, "how do you know?"

Another time, another place. He can never do early starts.

[nervous]

towman said:

nervous said: are you the voice of the mysterons? i KNEW you sounded familiar. OO Geddit?

nice. youre also the mysteron display team. thats a nice formation landing/ parallel park job. i can see why they pay you the big bucks mr T.

[vixpy1]

The mysterious disapearing Nervy post..