I had a postcard from JC

[te51cle]

I'd decided to cycle to work on Wednesday morning as it was dry at the time and the weather forecast was that it would be mostly dry inland. Well, didn't it just pour down, and didn't I get soaked on my way home ?! But, guess what ? When I got inside, dripping wet, I was greeted by a postcard from that fat git Clarkson on my door mat. There were two photos of him, on one side he was grinning and giving a cheery wave, and on the other he was looking excruciatingly cute. For some reason he was demanding to know why I hadn't booked to go to some car show or other.

I must say I'd never been so happy to see his countenance, it gave me great pleasure to stick my boot in both his faces and the subsequent war dance on the card warmed and cheered me up just nicely on a miserable afternoon.

Cheers Jezza mate ! Now off and don't write to me again !!!!!

[ZR1cliff]

te51cle said:

I'd decided to cycle to work on Wednesday morning as it was dry at the time and the weather forecast was that it would be mostly dry inland. Well, didn't it just pour down, and didn't I get soaked on my way home ?! But, guess what ? When I got inside, dripping wet, I was greeted by a postcard from that fat git Clarkson on my door mat. There were two photos of him, on one side he was grinning and giving a cheery wave, and on the other he was looking excruciatingly cute. For some reason he was demanding to know why I hadn't booked to go to some car show or other. I must say I'd never been so happy to see his countenance, it gave me great pleasure to stick my boot in both his faces and the subsequent war dance on the card warmed and cheered me up just nicely on a miserable afternoon. Cheers Jezza mate ! Now off and don't write to me again !!!!!

Bloody hell tris never known you swear like that mate,,,,hold on a mo how did he get your address

[ifc63]

ZR1cliff said:

te51cle said: I'd decided to cycle to work on Wednesday morning as it was dry at the time and the weather forecast was that it would be mostly dry inland. Well, didn't it just pour down, and didn't I get soaked on my way home ?! But, guess what ? When I got inside, dripping wet, I was greeted by a postcard from that fat git Clarkson on my door mat. There were two photos of him, on one side he was grinning and giving a cheery wave, and on the other he was looking excruciatingly cute. For some reason he was demanding to know why I hadn't booked to go to some car show or other. I must say I'd never been so happy to see his countenance, it gave me great pleasure to stick my boot in both his faces and the subsequent war dance on the card warmed and cheered me up just nicely on a miserable afternoon. Cheers Jezza mate ! Now off and don't write to me again !!!!! Bloody hell tris never known you swear like that mate,,,,hold on a mo how did he get your address

And why on earth does he want to invite a Corvette fan to a car show, I thought he didn't like them!


>> Edited by ifc63 on Sunday 6th November 23:16

[chevy-stu]

te51cle said:

on the other he was looking excruciatingly cute.

Hmmmmn.....

>> Edited by chevy-stu on Monday 7th November 00:10

[te51cle]

chevy-stu said:

te51cle said: on the other he was looking excruciatingly cute. Hmmmmn.....

"Winsom" would probably be a better description !

[L81]

[quote=ZR1cliffBloody hell tris never known you swear like that mate,,,,hold on a mo how did he get your address [/quote]
Yes! Calm down there, it could have been far worse, it could have been an invite to a dinner party, followed by a heart to heart on car design in his drawing room
Can you still read the return address? Get on your PC & make your own card, one side showing you scowling & the other showing you looking far from cute, both with pictures of your Vette prominently displayed & send it to him with a polite **** off

[anonymous-user]

IMO Clarkson is good entertainment. Just had a look at the Top Gear cool wall

Sub Zero - Ford GT
Cool - Holden Monaro
Uncool - Porsche 911
Seriously Uncool - Porsche Carrera Cabrio

Now that's entertaining!

[mrvette]

i have to agree clarkson is a laugh, ive been to one of the recordings of topgear, it was a really good day and all the presenters were very down to earth, even met the stig!

[eric the brave]

[quote] even met the stig![/quote]

Was he incognito or can you tell us who he is?

[Y50 VET]

eric the brave said:

[quote] even met the stig!

is trisie the stig?????

Sam

[te51cle]

Y50 VET said:

is trisie the stig????? Sam

[mrvette]

he was wearing the tinted helmet so you couldnt see who the stig was, but i did notice hes was very tall!

[anonymous-user]

Go Tris!
Or Stig (anagram)

Looks a certainty.

[sublimatica]

The Stig is Ben Collins.

(One of my neighbours has a son who works on the show.)

[mrvette]

whos he?

[dinkel]

Ah, that's obvious . . .

[mrvette]

cheers!