The Germans fooling the British
The Germans fooling the British
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bmgm3

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10,480 posts

273 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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Watched 'The Man Who Never Was ' the other day, and thought that there's quite a few true old films like this one , which tell the story of the Allies sneaky plans to fool the Germans. The thing is , I can't think of any examples of the reverse happening. It must have gone on. So, examples please

>> Edited by bmgm3 on Friday 4th November 20:11

PatHeald

8,058 posts

286 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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There's the obvious one.

Hitler pulled a fairly fast one on Neville Chamberlaine before it all kicked off....

ErnestM

11,621 posts

297 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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Then there is that whole Saxe-Coburg-Gotha thing as well...


ErnestM

simpo two

92,881 posts

295 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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Another good example was the spoof invasion on Calais, complete with fake supplies build-ups, rubbe rtanks, radio traffic and planes dropping 'window' to simulate an airborne invasion force.

However maybe that kind of thing only works against a brutally logically enemy, eg the Germans...? Or has its origins in the practical jokes of the public school system?

FunkyNige

9,836 posts

305 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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History is written by the winners....

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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Didn't they install one of theirs in Buckingham Palace....?

m1spw

5,999 posts

255 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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mybrainhurts said:
Didn't they install one of theirs in Buckingham Palace....?

Thats not saying much, The Sun (I think, or maybe another crap newspaper) managed that!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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m1spw said:
mybrainhurts said:
Didn't they install one of theirs in Buckingham Palace....?

Thats not saying much, The Sun (I think, or maybe another crap newspaper) managed that!


Not with a crown, sitting on a throne.....

planetdave

9,922 posts

283 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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FunkyNige said:
History is written by the winners....


Theres a whole 'we found all their spies and turned them' thang going on. Shirley (she got around a bit) the good German spies were never caught.


I reckon my dad was a cold war spy - but he's not tellin'.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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I wasn't one, either.....

MilnerR

8,273 posts

288 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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What about the schlieffen plan? The Germans used it twice and it worked twice (except horses weren't fast enough to get to paris in 1914..)

8Pack

5,182 posts

270 months

Friday 4th November 2005
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bmgm3 said:
Watched 'The Man Who Never Was ' the other day, and thought that there's quite a few true old films like this one , which tell the story of the Allies sneaky plans to fool the Germans. The thing is , I can't think of any examples of the reverse happening. It must have gone on. So, examples please

>> Edited by bmgm3 on Friday 4th November 20:11


Ah!.....The twist at the end of the tale! I think you'll find that the man "who never was", was not the "man who never was" after all. A case of the British fooling the British.....

>> Edited by 8Pack on Friday 4th November 23:53

C C

8,054 posts

269 months

Saturday 5th November 2005
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We like to make a big thing of braking the enigma codes and perhaps rightly so.
However the Germans regularly broke our navel codes at the start of the war and sunk many ships as a consequence.

minimax

11,985 posts

286 months

Saturday 5th November 2005
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ErnestM said:
Then there is that whole Saxe-Coburg-Gotha thing as well...


ErnestM


motco

17,647 posts

276 months

Saturday 5th November 2005
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European Union?

viggen114

259 posts

283 months

Saturday 5th November 2005
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dare one mention BMW
or did I get away with it

speedy_thrills

7,958 posts

273 months

Saturday 5th November 2005
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I think there biggest tricks where pulled around the treaty of Versailles which mandated that Germany not have more than 100,000 troops, no tanks, no heavy artillery, no poison gas supplies, no aircraft and no airships. Germany was not to be allowed to develop submarines or build vessels over 100,000 tons.

So they had an army of 100,000 men who where extremely well trained and supplied, well able to hold positions above the rank they held which would allow the army to swell quickly if needed, instead of tanks they increased there knowledge of engineering through other vehicles (State sponsored motor sport program any one?), they spend a great deal of time and money funding university research into “pest control” chemicals and the effects of various chemicals on humans, they encouraged civil aviation as much as possible through non-military so they could collect data on aerodynamic design and airframe construction. Crucially they found a way to get around the controls on developing submarines by calling them “pressure tanks” or something (some one else might be able to explain better). Basically they realized that in order to continue to have an effective military power they needed to create a much more efficient method of conducting warfare that did not involve men standing in trenches dieing of preventable diseases. By the time war broke out they where literally years ahead of us technologically in so many ways, we had just squandered that time uselessly on our empire and preparing for more trench warfare.

Trooper2

6,676 posts

261 months

Saturday 5th November 2005
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I think the had us all fooled (allies), when it was discovered that they committed genocide to the tune of 9 million plus.

fruitcake

3,850 posts

256 months

Saturday 5th November 2005
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In WW2, the Abwehr (Germany's home secrect security service) caught a British SOE agent in holland and turned him under threat of execution. He was then forced to send messages to britain saying that he had to go underground and would not be coming back and that his replacement agent should still be sent out. He was also forced to ask for supplies and such so that when the spies and supplies (radio transmitters, Sten guns, explosives and the like) were sent out, the Germans were waiting for them on the other end.

All of the SOE's recruits were also captured and the Germans put their own men on the system allowing them to access radio traffic of Dutch operations.

Despite the fact that one of Britain's captured SOE agents kept leaving out his security checks (something intended to alert that he had been captured), SOE HQ insisted on telling him that he 'ought to use his security checks' . In fact one operator event put the letters "C" "A" "U" "G" "H" "T" randomly in his transmission but SOE never cottoned on to it.

The Germans called it Englandspiel or 'England Game'. In the end nearly 50 operators were caught, the Germans got access for 15 months to SOE info on Dutch operation thereby completely undermining the whole operation and access to a lot of SOE equipment (eg. the Silent Sten).

When the Abwehr drew the op to a close, they thanked London for their help!

anhamgrimmar

1,025 posts

261 months

Saturday 5th November 2005
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another one: http://snopes.com/military/woodbomb.a

even if its not true, i still find it amusing