I found it amusing

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take a look

www.obvious.fsnet.co.uk/etiquette/etiquette.htm

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[Incorrigible]

Swiss army cheese

[shaw-cross shark]

"Young people today going straight in with their Wensleydale"

[rolyrat]

My dad bought a whole stilton once, i got to it and cut it like a cake, he went fkin ape. Well, it seemed logical...