Infamous Quotes from famous People
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Infamous sayings from famous people.
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't thin k Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal
! "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little! advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'." &nbs p; Jerry Seinfeld
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
" Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." Steve Martin
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde
" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't thin k Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal
! "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little! advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'." &nbs p; Jerry Seinfeld
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
" Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." Steve Martin
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde
" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns
ok predictable one here but..
Tony Blair told Parliament: "Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction programme is active, detailed and growing.
"The policy of containment is not working. The weapons of mass destruction programme is not shut down. It is up and running now."
done to death yes, let off the hook? as always.
Tony Blair told Parliament: "Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction programme is active, detailed and growing.
"The policy of containment is not working. The weapons of mass destruction programme is not shut down. It is up and running now."
done to death yes, let off the hook? as always.
jimbeaux said:
Infamous sayings from famous people.
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't thin k Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal
! "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little! advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'." &nbs p; Jerry Seinfeld
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams
" Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." Steve Martin
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde
" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns
Brilliant Jimbeaux, especially the divorce one
.huge said:
Outraged socialite to a very drunk Winston Churchill
"Sir,if you were my husband I would feed you poison!"
reply
"Madam,if you were my wife I would drink it !"
Good old Winston. Another of his I like is, responding to a woman's claim that he was drunk,"MaDame, I may be drunk but you are ugly, the difference is, tomorrow, I will be sober.
jimbeaux said:
Outraged socialite to a very drunk Winston Churchill
"Sir,if you were my husband I would feed you poison!"
reply
"Madam,if you were my wife I would drink it !"
Good old Winston. Another of his I like is, responding to a woman's claim that he was drunk,"MaDame, I may be drunk but you are ugly, the difference is, tomorrow, I will be sober.
wait for the time difference to kick in Jimbeaux
huge said:
Outraged socialite to a very drunk Winston Churchill
"Sir,if you were my husband I would feed you poison!"
reply
"Madam,if you were my wife I would drink it !"
Good old Winston. Another of his I like is, responding to a woman's claim that he was drunk,"MaDame, I may be drunk but you are ugly, the difference is, tomorrow, I will be sober.
wait for the time difference to kick in Jimbeaux
Sorry; I "jumped the gun on you"
>> Edited by jimbeaux on Thursday 3rd November 19:06
Gazboy said:
Never actually heard it been said, or seen an old interview with it, but read somewhere the other day a quote by George Best.Apparently he said
"I spent a lot of money on women,booze and cars.The rest I just frittered"
Like it
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Think it was in the Daily Mirror, of all places.
So Scnozz is taking a leaf out of Bestie's book.......
Shortly after he was politically and personally humiliated by the
Mosquito bombing raid on Berlin in January 1943 Reichmarschall Herman
Goering had this to say about the aircraft...
sorry it's so late in the thread, took me a while to track this down
Mosquito bombing raid on Berlin in January 1943 Reichmarschall Herman
Goering had this to say about the aircraft...
Goering said:
"In 1940 I could at least fly as far as Glasgow in most of my aircraft, but not now! It makes me furious when I see the Mosquito. I turn green and yellow with envy.
The British, who can afford aluminium better than we can, knock together a beautiful wooden aircraft that every piano factory over there is building, and they give it a speed which they have now increased yet again. What do you make of that?
There is nothing the British do not have. They have the geniuses and we have the nincompoops. After the war's over I'm going to buy a British radio set - then at least I'll own something that has always worked."
sorry it's so late in the thread, took me a while to track this down
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