Primark Warehouse has burnt down!

[timmy30]

"In a devastating fire at the main UK Primark depot stock valued at as much as £15.99 has been deystroyed"

One Chav commented "errrhggh it wanka in it" when asked by a journalist where he'd get his branded xmas boxer shorts from this year.



On a serious note, the shares have soared this morning because it was all crap they couldn't have shifted anyway. Insurance job or what!

>> Edited by timmy30 on Thursday 3rd November 12:52

[mybrainhurts]

Fire, fire.....run

Another French surrender....

[chris watton]

Have to admit, I've never heard of Primark! What is it, or what do they sell?

[nervous]

its crap. they sell crap.

[scared but happy]

Its an upmarket poundland

[minimax]

chris watton said:

Have to admit, I've never heard of Primark! What is it, or what do they sell?

it's like new look or tk maxx or asda - they sell cheap fashionable clothes..not been in one but a friend of mine buys all her stuff from there on a limited budget and looks great

[cotty]

chris watton said:

Have to admit, I've never heard of Primark! What is it, or what do they sell?

Put it this way if you were going to do some decorating and you wanted to wear some thing that you didnt care about this is where you would buy it for £2

[chris watton]

LOL, cheers! I see where the original post is coming from now!
upmarket pound-stretchers, I like that!!

>> Edited by chris watton on Thursday 3rd November 13:28

[vixpy1]

Prices so hot they Burn!

[diddyman]

chris watton said:

LOL, cheers! I see where the original post is coming from now! upmarket pound-stretchers, I like that!! >> Edited by chris watton on Thursday 3rd November 13:28

Err, no. Downmarket.

Like Mr Buyrite, but without the design element...

[TimW]

YER BURN THAT CHEAP SHOP!!

[t1grm]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/le

That's half of Whitehawk's christmas party outfit's gone up in smoke then

[cotty]

minimax said:

chris watton said: Have to admit, I've never heard of Primark! What is it, or what do they sell? it's like new look or tk maxx or asda - they sell cheap fashionable clothes..not been in one but a friend of mine buys all her stuff from there on a limited budget and looks great

it shows

[towman]

t1grm said:

That's half of Whitehawk's christmas party outfit's gone up in smoke then

You`ve obviously been away for a while - at least 80% I would say!