Day In Edinburgh - What To Do?

[staceyb]

Pretty much self explanitory ideas for road trip to Edinburgh.

[kennyGti]

Day in Edinburgh? Come to Glasgow

[Nevin]

Don't go to Glasgow, it smells and is full of dirty weedgies.

Edinburgh Castle
Royal Mile
Holyrood Palace
Scottish Parliament
Camera Obscura
Princess Street
Scott Monument
Ghost Tour
Forth Bridges at night
Old Town
New Town
etc
Pubs
Pubs
Pubs

Should get you started

>> Edited by Nevin on Tuesday 1st November 15:40

[telecat]

We went and saw the Royal Yacht Britannia.(And Edinburgh Castle).

[apache]

catch some live music at the grass market

[kerfuffle]

A day eh? Jog past the castle, down the Royal Mile, glance at the palace, turn around, take a right, over the bridge, across the road, up a bit until you find Rose St. Then have a pint in every pub on the street.

[Size Nine Elm]

kerfuffle said:

... until you find Rose St. Then have a pint in every pub* on the street.

*See thread on 'How drunk do you have to be to be buggered by a dog'

[kerfuffle]

*which reminds me, there is actually a Blue Oyster club on Rose St

[vixpy1]

I had an interesting experience with a Business women in the Edinburgh Thistle

[kerfuffle]

vixpy1 said:

I had an interesting experience with a Business women in the Edinburgh Thistle

Did she say "I normally charge £50 - for you £400"

And you said "Thistle do nicely"

[vixpy1]

It involved a Porn movie, two adjoining hotel rooms ..


And the phrase 'Do you need a hand'

[nervous]

kerfuffle said:

vixpy1 said: I had an interesting experience with a Business women in the Edinburgh Thistle Did she say "I normally charge £50 - for you £400" And you said "Thistle do nicely"

oh. come. on. judges ruling needed on that, surely?

[kerfuffle]

nervous said:

kerfuffle said: vixpy1 said: I had an interesting experience with a Business women in the Edinburgh Thistle Did she say "I normally charge £50 - for you £400" And you said "Thistle do nicely" oh. come. on. judges ruling needed on that, surely?

That's perfectly respectable, m'lud.

[kerfuffle]

vixpy1 said:

It involved a Porn movie, two adjoining hotel rooms .. And the phrase 'Do you need a hand'

So you were watching tug TV, bird in the next room accidentally walks in on you cracking one off to Shaving Ryan's Privates and then asks if you need help, though you clearly had everything in hand.

[vixpy1]

kerfuffle said:

vixpy1 said: It involved a Porn movie, two adjoining hotel rooms .. And the phrase 'Do you need a hand' So you were watching tug TV, bird in the next room accidentally walks in on you cracking one off to Shaving Ryan's Privates and then asks if you need help, though you clearly had everything in hand.

Reverese the roles..

[nervous]

you had catering too?

[Hilts]

kennyGti said:

Day in Edinburgh? Come to Glasgow

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards - Billy Connolly.

[kerfuffle]

vixpy1 said:

kerfuffle said: vixpy1 said: It involved a Porn movie, two adjoining hotel rooms .. And the phrase 'Do you need a hand' So you were watching tug TV, bird in the next room accidentally walks in on you cracking one off to Shaving Ryan's Privates and then asks if you need help, though you clearly had everything in hand. Reverese..

This sounds scary, but alright. So you 'accidentally' burst through the doors of a 'lady' pulling on her todger and she asked if you could lend her some assistance as her hands were too small.

[Nevin]

kerfuffle said:

*which reminds me, there is actually a Blue Oyster club on Rose St

Isn't it along near Haymarket? We nearly got into a fight in there once (its not a gay bar) for being English (we're not, all of us were born and bred in Edinburgh, but we'd been to nice schools).

[nervous]

Nevin said:

we'd been to nice schools in edinburgh.

oxymoron, moron?