Can anyone beat this

[richardthestag]

Went to my Grandads 90th birthday on Saturday and aside from the many blood relatives that I haven't seen for 20 years or so, my Uncle had been working hard on the Family tree and had amazingly progressed back to the 1700's.

Not only that but my great great great great great great Grandfather on my dad's side was buried in a churchyard not to far away, so I went to have a look..

Standing by his, my great great great great great great Grandmothers, and their son's (great great great great great uncle?) graves, I marvelled at this couples achievement.

So thanks to my ancient relatives and the lack of central heating for mine and several hundred others existance.

R

[Carrera2]

richardthestag said:

So thanks to my ancient relatives and the lack of central heating for mine and several hundred others existance. R

Eh? I was with you up till that point.

[richardthestag]

Carrera2 said:

Eh? I was with you up till that point.

What I was trying to say, badly, was that the lack of central heating may cause a couple to become more intimate so as to keep warm.

sorry

[M@H]

If the book of Genesis is correct, I can go back to the year 0.. A some guy called Adam, and a bit of stuff called Eve..!?

[r3k1355]

yep and back then Adam was giving vital parts of his anatomy for his woman and the same is still true today.

[Carrera2]

richardthestag said:

Carrera2 said: Eh? I was with you up till that point. What I was trying to say, badly, was that the lack of central heating may cause a couple to become more intimate so as to keep warm. sorry

I see.

[AlexH]

I'm half Swedish (on my Mothers side), and one of her cousins spent about 20 years tracing the family tree...made in back to 935AD! Got authentic Viking kings blood in me!

[wolves_wanderer]

M@H said:

If the book of Genesis is correct, I can go back to the year 0.. A some guy called Adam, and a bit of stuff called Eve..!?

I'm related to them as well, small world!

[beano500]

M@H said:

If the book of Genesis is correct, I am related to Phil Collins

[M@H]

beano500 said:

M@H said: If the book of Genesis is correct, I am related to Phil Collins

Its all true.. I blame him for my premature hair Loss ! Bard




>> Edited by M@H on Monday 31st October 14:08

[lazyitus]

richardthestag said:

CAN ANYONE BEAT THIS

Quite frankly mate, no.

That simply is unbeatable. The best I can come up with is that some of my ancestors lived in a cave. Some lived in mudhuts.

[jazzgirl]

My dad is a terrible snob about lineage etc, if I were to believe him, we are 2 steps closer to the royal family than eveyone else (not sure how he worked that one out).
He has also said that we are direct male line decendants of Rob Roy (again, no idea where he got that from).
What is true, however, is that Chequers used to belong to my granny's cousin... or something. He was called Lord Lee. But no, I don;t have anything to show for it and neither does she.

[Einion Yrth]

lazyitus said:

richardthestag said: CAN ANYONE BEAT THIS Quite frankly mate, no. That simply is unbeatable. The best I can come up with is that some of my ancestors lived in a cave. Some lived in mudhuts.

Some of mine swam around in warm shallow seas.

[beano500]

M@H said:

Its all true.. I blame him for my premature hair Loss ! Bard

...and the fact that you can't sing?



We traced my great-great-great-grandfather back to Marie Antoinette.













Well actually, our great-great-great-grandmother traced him back there several times




(Victor Borge)

[M@H]

beano500 said:

M@H said: Its all true.. I blame him for my premature hair Loss ! Bard ...and the fact that you can't sing?

...aah, clearly you heard me at BT&P 03

[oi_oi_savaloy]

The thing is, Adam and Eve gave birth to twin boys.......

[Einion Yrth]

oi_oi_savaloy said:

The thing is, Adam and Eve gave birth to twin boys.......

One of whom murdered the other one...

[oi_oi_savaloy]

Oh.

There goes my thoughts on Eve shagging her sons then.........!