Everyone looking forward to the trick or treaters?

[_VTEC_]

I know there'll be a few knocking about in my halls tongiht.

I've a few nasty tricks in the pipeline though. :evil:

[cotty]

Im either going out or wont answer the door.

Bar humbug and all that

[jazzgirl]

I heard a goodun on the radio a minute ago - get some tinned spaghetti and add red food colouring and chop it up a bit - put all the sweets into that and see how much the really want them!

Alternatively... Chocolate coat something nasty and give it out! What you use it up to you and your conscience

[richardthestag]

My lads are only going to family friends houses who have been pre-warned.

When I was a nipper some generous kind hearted old fart pushed pins into mars bars and gave them out to kids..

[Einion Yrth]

jazzgirl said:

Alternatively... Chocolate coat something nasty and give it out! What you use it up to you and your conscience

Scotch Bonnet peppers is a good one, if you've got any left over after tonight I'll take them off your hands too
ETA
Preferably a good quality Belgian dark chocolate, say 80% cocoa butter.

>> Edited by Einion Yrth on Monday 31st October 12:59

[jazzgirl]

Nah, I'm too chicken to do that, I'll probably turn off the porch light and hide!
I meant to get the skeleton from work and junp out with it, but too late now.

[Jaglover]

We hid yesterday and are going out tonight.

[dick dastardly]

I'm dropping my car off round my parents house and sticking it behind locked gates so that it isn't outside my house and can't get egged. Then I'm stright off to the pub and cinema so I don't have to deal with any little buggers calling round.

[wolves_wanderer]

Just answer the door with a chainsaw in your hand covered in "blood". Job done

[simpo two]

We get a whole gaggle of them - but because the little darlings aren't allowed out on their own, they have their parents in the background as back-up.

Which rather rules out the molten lead/boiling oil trick, damn.

[jazzgirl]

Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have lent my chainsaw out...

[simpo two]

This just in: 'trick or treat' the multicultural way:

[KITT]

>> Edited by KITT on Monday 31st October 13:16

[john_p]

Yes, I'm looking forward to ignoring their futile presses on the gate doorbell whilst hiding behind two gates, a 7' brick wall, with the car safely in the garage

Bah humbug

[Mrs Fish]

We live too far off the beaten track to encounter any

[nervous]

im looking forward to it: its the one time of the year im allowed sweets.

[toni896]

Is it legal for me to lauch eggs back at said scum ?

[Plotloss]

I'll never forget Halloween 1996.

Me and a mate were at home and the doorbell started ringing pretty soon after we got home.

The first few kids got a £1 each as we catastrophically underestimated the sheer volume of trick or treaters. We shortly ran out of cash.

A quick raid of the kitchen cupboards came up with various health bars, the odd fun size mars bar and packet of mints etc.

This kept us going for another hour or so.

When the cupboards were entirely bare we got a couple of kids who were really rather sweet, rather than send them home empty handed and upset them my house mate gave them all he could muster, a can of rice puddings (because all kids like that, right). I was in the lounge in tears as these well brought up children said thank you, looked a little puzzled and left.

I would have loved to see their parents faces on presentation of the evening spoils.

[Munter]

As a cat deposited a dead pigeon on the lawn of my GF's house they are going to tie it's legs of a piece of string and throw it out the window above the front door when they call around.

Knock Knock "Trick or Treat"
"Trick!" Whoosh.... feathery splat...

[cotty]

simpo two said:

This just in: 'trick or treat' the multicultural way:

Does my bomb look big in this