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I'll openly admit I'll trawl the internet personals in idle moments. It's a bit of a laugh and you never know, if you sift your way through all the dodgy slappers, pervs and weirdos there may just be the odd nice woman.
Anyhow, tonight's favourite ad is as follows:-
"I the nice girl, I very much like to communicate with people,
I very much would like to meet the man, he should be clever,
independent and sincere. I never shall grow fond is not obliged
to be beautiful, but the man which to me will deceive
(even to trifles). I would like, that he cared of me, and I
shall care in turn of the house and family"
Sounds like a perfect match. She won't get too attached, has a poor grasp of the language and doesn't like trifle fraud.
Good girl, nothing worse than people faking their custard based desserts. I'm just checking how she feels about hundreds and thousands.
Anyhow, tonight's favourite ad is as follows:-
"I the nice girl, I very much like to communicate with people,
I very much would like to meet the man, he should be clever,
independent and sincere. I never shall grow fond is not obliged
to be beautiful, but the man which to me will deceive
(even to trifles). I would like, that he cared of me, and I
shall care in turn of the house and family"
Sounds like a perfect match. She won't get too attached, has a poor grasp of the language and doesn't like trifle fraud.
Good girl, nothing worse than people faking their custard based desserts. I'm just checking how she feels about hundreds and thousands.
I had the following from a "Lady in Senagal" She wrote to me asking how I was and what I had been doing at the weekend. I replied that I had been "Out on the Piss and gone home and Shagged all weekend. This is her reply and my reply to her.
My Reply
Dear Loveth
Before I send you any of my details for the transfer, I need to know you are genuine. I need you to send me a photo of you holding a card with the following written on it.
She Comes And Me.
It must be written as above and you should do it without any clothes on. I know this is strange but I need to know it is you the picture is of. The sign should be 2.4 cm high and 4.0 cm wide with the words big enough for me to read
Dave
loveth Omneth said:
From: loveth omini [mailto:loveth_omini@yahoo.com]
Sent: 17 October 2005 12:03
To: dave watkins
Subject: WITH LOVE AND TRUST.
My Darling Dave .
I am more than happy in your reply to my mail. how is
your day ; Mine is a little bit hot over here in Dakar
Senegal. my condition here is terrible Its just like
one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i
will come out here soon.i don't have any relatives now
whom i can go to all our relatives ran away in the
middle of the war the only person i have now is Rev
David jones who is the pastor of the (Christ The king
of Churches) here in the camp he has been very nice to
me since i came here but i am not living with him
rather i am leaving in the women's hostel because here
the have two hostels one for menthe other for women.
The Pastors Tel number is ( 0221-550-06-32) if you
call and tell him that you want to speak with me he
will send for me in the hostel. my conditon here i
don't have any right or privilledge to any thing be it
money or whatever because it is against the law of
this country.I want to go back to my studies because i
only attended my first year before the traggic
incident that lead to my being in this situation now
took place.
Please listen to this,i have my late father's
statement of account and death certificate here with
me which i will send to you latter,because when he was
alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading
bank in which he used my name as the next of kin,the
amount in question is $6.5M(six Million five Hundred
Thousand Dollars) So i will like you to help me
transfer this money to your account and from it you
can send some money for me to get my travelling
documents and air ticket to come over to meet with
you.I kept this secret to people here the only
person that knows about it is the Revrend because he
is like a father to me.
So in the light of above i will like you to keep it
to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am
afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets
to know about it. Remember i am giving you all this
information dueto the trust i deposed on you.I like
honest and understanding people,truthful and a man of
vision,truth and hardworking. My favourite language is
english but our language is french but i speak english
very fluently. Meanwhile i will like you to call me
like i said i have alot to tell you Have a nice day
and think about me.
Awaiting to hear from you soonest
Yours in love
Miss L
My Reply
Dear Loveth
Before I send you any of my details for the transfer, I need to know you are genuine. I need you to send me a photo of you holding a card with the following written on it.
She Comes And Me.
It must be written as above and you should do it without any clothes on. I know this is strange but I need to know it is you the picture is of. The sign should be 2.4 cm high and 4.0 cm wide with the words big enough for me to read
Dave
@your replies Ive deleted all my scam ones but as soon as they come in i will post them on this thread for a chuckle,this is a recent one and their grasp of english is evident in only a couple of lines.
somebird said said:
I wanted to get in touch with you, you can touch me back at L????????????@hotmail.com, hopfully my pic and profile suits your liking. thnx ?????
it up love!Is American English really that bad 
another lady said said:
Hello Dear, I'm S********e M***k by name,who's sindle,from USA,into modeling.i do model...clothes,shoes,bags.out there,i mean all over the world. Well am here looking for true lov,i mean someone who is loving, caring,honest,who belives that love is patient,love is kind,it does not envy,it does not boast,it is not proud,it is not rude,it is not self-seeking,it is not easily angered,it keeps no recond of wronge. love does not delight evil,but rejoices with the truth,it always protects,always trust worthy,always hopes,always perserves love never fails,not a boy friend cos many of them has come by my way at last all i get is broken heart,to me love is ...some times denied,sometimes lost,some times unrecognized,but in the end,always found with no regrets,forever valued and kept treasured,to me love knows no reason,love knows no lies,love defies all reasons,love has no eyes,but love love is not blind.love sees,but doesn't mind i hope u know that..? Well i don't just know why i have not ever in my life find a true love of y life,i mean someone who will be there for me,someone who will be ready to die for our love,like am ready to if truelly his is a true love.pls i beg,if u are not a true love pls do not bother to contact me pls,but if u are pls do contact me on s*******@yahoo.com Step cares !!!
DJ111S said:
I'll openly admit I'll trawl the internet personals in idle moments. It's a bit of a laugh and you never know, if you sift your way through all the dodgy slappers, pervs and weirdos there may just be the odd nice woman.
Anyhow, tonight's favourite ad is as follows:-
"I the nice girl, I very much like to communicate with people,
I very much would like to meet the man, he should be clever,
independent and sincere. I never shall grow fond is not obliged
to be beautiful, but the man which to me will deceive
(even to trifles). I would like, that he cared of me, and I
shall care in turn of the house and family"
Sounds like a perfect match. She won't get too attached, has a poor grasp of the language and doesn't like trifle fraud.
Good girl, nothing worse than people faking their custard based desserts. I'm just checking how she feels about hundreds and thousands.
So is she from a former soviet republic or somewhere in Asia
kerfuffle said:
Good girl, nothing worse than people faking their custard based desserts. I'm just checking how she feels about hundreds and thousands.
Don't press her on the issue - she may top herself
I would post a witty reposte but my sence of humour seems to have desserted me...
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