Personal ad's - what the hell does this mean?

[Kentish]

A colleague has just asked what does "SPARK" mean in personal ads, any idea?

Solvent, Professional, ???, Reliable, Kind .....perhaps??

[bigandclever]

single parent raising kids

[Harry Flashman]

Kentish said:

A colleague has just asked what does "SPARK" mean in personal ads, any idea?

Yeah, right, Kentish chap. Busted trawling, methinks.

[Kentish]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

I should have guessed.

[bigandclever]

If your "colleague" finds a SAM ISO LTR with a DDF MtF CD into B&D, they might want to avoid them at all costs as this single Asian male in search of a long term relationship with a drug and disease free male to female transgendered cross-dresser into bondage and discipline could have a lot of issues.

[Kentish]

Harry Flashman said:

Kentish said: A colleague has just asked what does "SPARK" mean in personal ads, any idea? Yeah, right, Kentish chap. Busted trawling, methinks.

No way, I'm happily married with more than enough action in the bedroom dept

It was actually my office budy Jane who just asked

[nubbin]

bigandclever said:

If your "colleague" finds a SAM ISO LTR with a DDF MtF CD into B&D, they might want to avoid them at all costs as this single Asian male in search of a long term relationship with a drug and disease free male to female transgendered cross-dresser into bondage and discipline could have a lot of issues.

Blimey! You have answered a lot of those adverts, haven't you?

[Kentish]

bigandclever said:

If your "colleague" finds a SAM ISO LTR with a DDF MtF CD into B&D, they might want to avoid them at all costs as this single Asian male in search of a long term relationship with a drug and disease free male to female transgendered cross-dresser into bondage and discipline could have a lot of issues.

[TVR Guy]

Single Parent And Repulsive Kid just a wild guess!

[Kentish]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

[Kentish]

Small Penis And Red Knees .....perhaps?

[Mrs Fish]

Kentish said:

A colleague has just asked what does "SPARK" mean in personal ads, any idea? Solvent, Professional, ???, Reliable, Kind .....perhaps??

In what context was it written?

[FourWheelDrift]

Stylish Professional At Removing Knickers

[fulham911club]

Small Putrid And Red Knob ??

[Mrs Fish]

www.ucc.ie/cgi-bin/uncgi/acronym


As an aside, a friend of mine thought GSOH stood for Good Salary Own Home

[Mrs Fish]

www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=SPARK&Find=Find


Single Parent and Raising Kid(s)

[vixpy1]

Mrs Fish said:

www.ucc.ie/cgi-bin/uncgi/acronym As an aside, a friend of mine thought GSOH stood for Good Salary Own Home

Is that.. want .. or have

[tinman0]

Kentish said:

Harry Flashman said: Kentish said: A colleague has just asked what does "SPARK" mean in personal ads, any idea? Yeah, right, Kentish chap. Busted trawling, methinks. No way, I'm happily married with more than enough action in the bedroom dept

interesting way to describe decorating!

[bonedaddy]

Smokes Pot and Reads Kafka

[volvos70t5]

Talking of adverts... (were we?)

I remember a spoof personal ads page a few years ago...

My favourite was:

Wanted: Tall, leggy, buxum female sought by short, old, balding, man. Sense of humour essential.