Removing bugs and bird poo?
Removing bugs and bird poo?
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Dean4200GT

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6,403 posts

274 months

Saturday 22nd August
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Jut after a bit of advice! After a quick wash, I often find a few persistent bugs and maybe the last 10% of a bird strike, what's the best way of removing these without too much damage to the lacquer? I'm a bit wary of just rubbing harder and harder with a sponge!

Sorry if this has already been asked, but a quick search didn't throw anything up from PH.

FlyVintage

491 posts

20 months

Saturday 22nd August
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A quick go with a jet wash works best for me. We have a persistent birdpoo problem emanating from trees close to our property. Trying to remove with sponges etc will just push the grit into the paint.

Belle427

11,876 posts

262 months

Saturday 22nd August
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Bug removers sprays are quite good but warm water is key, soak a microfiber in your shampoo solution and place it on the area for a minute or two.

Wills2

29,629 posts

204 months

Saturday 22nd August
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The best thing to do with bird poo is to remove it as soon as possible as it can badly etch the paint, but failing that using an APC and letting the area soak with a wet microfiber cloth to soften the poop/bug splatter then rub the area to remove, it's better for you to apply a little elbow grease than let dried bird poop etch the paint.

And stop using a sponge.

cliffords

4,336 posts

52 months

Saturday 22nd August
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Cut an orange in half and use it to remove bugs it really works .
Don't accidentally leave it for your son to find and eat afterwards.

Dean4200GT

Original Poster:

6,403 posts

274 months

Sunday 23rd August
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cliffords said:
Cut an orange in half and use it to remove bugs it really works .
Don't accidentally leave it for your son to find and eat afterwards.
Will try this, and the hot water + microfibre one! Thanks folks!

Now imagining Nigella Lawson saying "mee-cro-fee-bray"...

mike9009

10,870 posts

272 months

Sunday 23rd August
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If on European jaunts, I find a pack of baby wipes is effective. For more stubborn bugs leave the wipe on the car for a couple of minutes and then remove.

Can be effective at home too.....

Diderot

9,643 posts

221 months

Tuesday 25th August
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mike9009 said:
If on European jaunts, I find a pack of baby wipes is effective. For more stubborn bugs leave the wipe on the car for a couple of minutes and then remove.

Can be effective at home too.....
Yep, Mike is right with that one - I do that, although use Autoglym bird lime wipes. We live by the coast so Herring Gull poo strikes are a regular occurrence.

Belle427

11,876 posts

262 months

Sunday 6th September
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I would never wipe bird crap as it can get etch the paint, they must eat sand as well!

stogbandard

442 posts

79 months

Sunday 6th September
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I have a strong mix of car shampoo and water in a spray bottle. I’ll soak a bit of big roll and stick it onto the poop zone and leave it for a few minutes then remove gently before a gentle wipe with a microfibre. If there’s a lot of dust fall out on the surface, then I’ll rinse with water rather than use a microfibre.

blueg33

46,427 posts

253 months

Monday 7th September
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stogbandard said:
I have a strong mix of car shampoo and water in a spray bottle. I ll soak a bit of big roll and stick it onto the poop zone and leave it for a few minutes then remove gently before a gentle wipe with a microfibre. If there s a lot of dust fall out on the surface, then I ll rinse with water rather than use a microfibre.
I do much the same, but use plain water and all is good. The cars are ceramic coated though which may help.

Smint

3,587 posts

64 months

Monday 7th September
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Good advice above.
Mainly though don't let it sit on the paint, soon as you spot one deal with it, family youngster learned the hard way long ago that my nagging was worth taking note of, permanent blotches on roof and bonnet of previously pristine black paint, they finally listened to my nagging about checking the engine oil too.

Alex_225

7,773 posts

230 months

Tuesday 8th September
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Deal with bird poop quick if you can. If it's dried on, it can still etch as a lot depends on what the little flying delights have been eating. But if you have a protected car (wax/sealant/coating) you can usually soak the cr@p and it should gently lift/wipe away.

I tend to keep a bottle of Chemical Guys waterless car wash spray just for this. I wouldn't use it for washing a car but for lifting off bird bombs it's good and very slick so less likely to scratch.