Ladies beware......living with a bloke makes you fat!

[vetteheadracer]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4339758.stm

[pesty]

its my fault again tehn what a suprise

[Rob_F]

It's nothing to do with the fact that they don't feel the need to make the effort to look as attractive as possible anymore then......

Cheers,
Rob.

[Nuggs]

It's not blokes that make you fat, it's cake...

[leosayer]

Also known as 'Letting yourself go'

[Nicol@]

Best part of the report...

"Men are very bad for women really," he said.

[AlexH]

Nuggs said:

It's not blokes that make you fat, it's cake...

Its funny how when women talk about 'water retention', what they really mean is 'cake retention'...

[scorp]

Shall i expect a similiar report concluding that living with women makes men bald?

>> Edited by scorp on Friday 14th October 12:38

[grass widow]

Nicol@ said:

Best part of the report... "Men are very bad for women really," he said.

[vixpy1]

AlexH said:

Nuggs said: It's not blokes that make you fat, it's cake... Its funny how when women talk about 'water retention', what they really mean is 'cake retention'...

What not to say to your other half if you want some ..... er cake

[Nicol@]

where is 'living with women makes men fat and ignorant'?

BTW, cakes are nice and do not make you fat (if you have will power and eat in moderation).

[JonRB]

In my experience, the thing that makes you fat is happiness / contentment with your partner and you both relax a little and let yourselves go a bit.

[cosmoschick]

scorp said:

Shall i expect a similiar report concluding that living with women makes men bald?

I thought that was due to high levels of testosterone.

Then again, perhaps men's hair has been worn away by living under the thumb!

[Mrs trackside]

scorp said:

Shall i expect a similiar report concluding that living with women makes men bald? >> Edited by scorp on Friday 14th October 12:38

Is that from their heads rubbing against the headboard?

[Munter]

Nicol@ said:

where is 'living with women makes men fat and ignorant'?

Right next to "Living with Men makes Women know everything while being wrong a lot."

Nicol@ said:

BTW, cakes are nice and do not make you fat (if you have will power and eat in moderation).

Women and moderation in the same sentance!

[vixpy1]

Mrs trackside said:

Is that from their heads rubbing against the headboard?

The bloke smilie is quite obviosuly on top and hence no where near the headboard..

[NiceCupOfTea]

AlexH said:

Nuggs said: It's not blokes that make you fat, it's cake... Its funny how when women talk about 'water retention', what they really mean is 'cake retention'...

(c) Jo Brand 199?

[minimax]

AlexH said:

Nuggs said: It's not blokes that make you fat, it's cake... Its funny how when women talk about 'water retention', what they really mean is 'cake retention'...

oh absolutely! tongue biting time when I hear that one! cake! it's the cake!

[timmy30]

vetteheadracer said:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4339758.stm

I think what he's getting at is that women tend to eat the same size portions as men, because when you divide up what you have cooked it's sort of natural to divide equally ( I think this must stem from child hood or something ). And as they have a lower ( on average ) calorie requirement they store the excess as fat.

Makes perfect sense. The rest is bullshit, as for the comment that men aren't very good for women, well that's pure BBC

[Mrs trackside]

Look at this honey. I bet she's married

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