RE: Big, cheap, fast wagons | Six of the Best
RE: Big, cheap, fast wagons | Six of the Best
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Big, cheap, fast wagons | Six of the Best

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Chrysler 300C SRT-8, 2009, 60k, £14,950

If we’re prepared to credit North America with the invention of the estate - via its long-established obsession with the station wagon - it is remarkable that they haven’t done more with the concept when it came to the business of making it go hugely quicker than is strictly necessary. But the hulking 300C, itself another attempt to gatecrash the European market, was among the notable exceptions, thanks to the similarly chunky 6.1-litre V8 that delivered SRT status. You got 425hp from the Hemi unit - but perhaps more importantly, it came with the roadside presence of a Mack truck. Accordingly, if you like your fast wagons with plenty of real estate and a burbly, laid-back attitude (not to mention seldom-seen exclusivity), then look no further. 

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Volvo V60 T6 R, 2012, 50k, £10,990

Of course, it is Europeans who eventually seized on the wider benefits of a much roomier sort of saloon - most notably Northern Europeans. Volvo has a rich history of fast wagons, one that famously includes racing them, but you don’t even have to go full Polestar to find something interesting. For a significant saving, you can have something like this: a V60 T6 that used a detuned variant of the same 3.0-litre inline six. Only this one has been breathed on (by Polestar) to provide very nearly the same output as the tuner’s flagship, mated to the kind of all-weather, AWD chassis that is so acutely well-suited to estating. Presumably its import status and lack of history is factored into the £10,990 asking price, but if you can see your way past its Japanese origins, you’re looking at a performance bargain. 

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Vauxhall Insignia ST, 2018, 130k, £7,495

Did we say bargain? A JDM-supplied V60 is virtually royalty when measured against a car that has spent its entire working life absorbing the kind of punishment that undercover duties entail. Atop its glorified panda car status, we must also acknowledge that this is a Vauxhall Insignia, not automatically in the running for wider fast wagon fame - but weigh that against the asking price and its punchy 260hp Ecotec Turbo unit. Sure, its odometer is well into six figures and it’ll have been treated with all the mechanical sympathy afforded to a crowbar, yet it offers a comprehensive service history, four-wheel-drive security and all the usual toys that come with its Elite status. Granted, Vauxhall’s favourite word is even harder to square than usual. But he who dares. 

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Audi S6, 1996, 128k, PH Auctions

The new Audi RS5, formidably fast though it’ll most certainly be, is a lot. Of everything. A lot of power, a lot of tech, a lot going on inside… and, of course, a lot of money. Any hope of truly discreet performance Audis now seems long gone. But there are plenty from the back catalogue still to enjoy, and they don’t come much subtler (or rarer) than the very first S6 from the C4 generation. It ticks all the classic hot Audi boxes: five-cylinder turbo power, Quattro four-wheel drive, a six-speed manual and the build quality of a seawall. How else do you explain it looking this good after 30 years? A proper old fast Audi wagon, complete with RS2-style seats, some useful upgrades and a recent cambelt. Fit for many more winters, yet, basically. And in the sort of style a new one could only dream of.

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Subaru Legacy GT-B, 2003, 65k, £11,685

While we did get one or two more potent Legacys over here (the flat-six 3.0R being the most notable), the very best of the breed were kept for the Japanese Domestic Market. Cars like this GT-B estate and the RSK saloons basically packaged the spiciest Impreza powertrains in larger, more mature Subarus (note how modest the bonnet scoop is here). The power was in no doubt, though, with 280hp from the famously force-fed flat four, and all the boxer warble you could ever crave. The reputation of these Legacys became such that it wasn’t long before they were being imported to Britain. And still are, in fact: this is a fresh, Grade 4 arrival, and as an S-Edition gets the lovely BBS wheels and better brakes. With an auto ‘box and four-wheel drive (of course), it’s another fast family holdall ready for anything. At little more than £10k, too.

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BMW 550i, 2006, 92k, £11,995

Now here’s a really rare one. Because while it looks like any other mid-'00s 5 Series Touring, albeit one in a very fetching shade of green, this is actually a 367hp, 4.8-litre 550i. Plus it’s debadged, for maximum under-the-radar cool points. And it gets better still, because this is a manual 550i Touring. Bit more interesting now, right? Green paint, wood trim, a nat-asp 4.8 V8 and a six-speed manual. Talk about unique. While this engine never had the best reliability rep, the novelty of it being hooked up to an actual gearlever makes it hard to worry too much about the bad bits. Having now made it 20 years and almost 100,000 miles, it’s surely still got something left to give. Apparently this two-owner example has been ‘fastidiously maintained’ by BMW throughout its life, and has a fault-free MOT until 2027. Even by the standards of this group, a very cool old bus.

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Discussion

TonyMac

Original Poster:

54 posts

68 months

Yesterday (01:34)
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The 300C is a guilty pleasure of mine. That being said I think I'd be happy to own any of these.

Leins

10,160 posts

170 months

Yesterday (01:47)
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BMW:
- 550i
- Touring
- Manual
- Green
- SE
- debadged

That s an awful lot of boxes ticked for me! smile The S6 is lovely too though

Edited by Leins on Saturday 21st February 01:50

Quhet

2,775 posts

168 months

Yesterday (03:56)
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That S6 is lovely but the wheels don't look quite right to me and I'd want it to look as standard as possible I think.

Shame the 550i doesn't have a lighter interior though everything else about it is really attractive (bar the running costs!)

Dapster

8,699 posts

202 months

Yesterday (04:23)
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Quhet said:
That S6 is lovely but the wheels don't look quite right to me and I'd want it to look as standard as possible I think.
I think they're aftermarket Audi wheels. OE were these:




Although it looks better with the optional 10 spokes


The Mad Monk

10,980 posts

139 months

Yesterday (04:41)
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Where is the Mercedeez-Benz?

ST3.14159265358979323846

277 posts

33 months

Yesterday (05:56)
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The Mad Monk said:
Where is the Mercedeez-Benz?
It (W211) is cunningly disguised as a C300 (LX platform) in this list.

The BMW is a lovely looking thing but really does highlight how much the industry has progressed in 20 years.
7mpg on the dashboard readout, admittedly that will be shunting it around, and mid-5s is supercar fuel costs for very little performance gain over a modern 2.0 TD PHEV.
You've really got to love your V8 warble to stomach that.

Billy_Whizzzz

2,529 posts

165 months

Yesterday (06:01)
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Best category yet. Everybody knows that fast estates are the coolest category of all and the best looking variant of a model!

el romeral

1,906 posts

159 months

Yesterday (06:02)
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Love the look of the BMW, what a great spec. So many pics of the driver's seat - definitely not trying to hide worn bolsters here!

Edited by el romeral on Saturday 21st February 06:04

Prohibiting

1,868 posts

140 months

Yesterday (06:48)
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Is it me or do all of these feel very expensive? Half the cars on this list are 20+ years old, probably incredibly expensive to run a maintain, and I d imagine you need a pretty big slush fund to repair anything if anything went wrong. The market size is likely minuscule for these.

I’d probably take the Volvo or Vauxhall as I’d imagine they’re safest bet. And what about the car tax on these now too? Yikes.

Edited by Prohibiting on Saturday 21st February 06:51

carinaman

24,222 posts

194 months

Yesterday (07:28)
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Dapster said:
Quhet said:
That S6 is lovely but the wheels don't look quite right to me and I'd want it to look as standard as possible I think.
I think they're aftermarket Audi wheels. OE were these:




Although it looks better with the optional 10 spokes

That image shows those wheels:

https://www.encycarpedia.com/audi/94-s6-avant-esta...

The wheels could have an aftermarket shadow chrome finish.

Perhaps they're aftermarket but wider or the wheels have spacers behind them?

That image suggests they may be D2 S8 Avus rims?:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/283390380062197/po...


Edited by carinaman on Saturday 21st February 07:34

Alex_225

7,340 posts

223 months

Yesterday (07:37)
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Of this list the 550 gets my vote, purely as it's a cool V8 estate car, manual and I've got that same engine in my 650 and it's a great engine. Despite only being 360bhp, it's pleasingly quick.

The 300C is quite a cool looking thing I must admit and with the V8 that is pretty cool. That said for nearly £15k, I can't help prefer an E55/63 AMG. Pretty sure the 300C is built on the W211 E Class platform anyway.

rossub

5,477 posts

212 months

Yesterday (08:33)
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Prohibiting said:
I d probably take the Volvo or Vauxhall as I d imagine they re safest bet. And what about the car tax on these now too? Yikes.

Edited by Prohibiting on Saturday 21st February 06:51
Volvo is an import, so £360….I have one.


turbomoggie

305 posts

126 months

Yesterday (08:42)
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The BMW is a beauty imo.

Wills2

27,975 posts

197 months

Yesterday (08:43)
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I think people would be surprised how small those cars would look parked up to a modern crossover these days.


ChocolateFrog

34,905 posts

195 months

Yesterday (08:47)
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My Legacy GTB cost me £650 in 2011, 15 years ago yikes

So naturally none of these look remotely cheap.

The Insignia actually looks best value and you won't have to deal with 30 year old car issues.

J4CKO

45,736 posts

222 months

Yesterday (08:55)
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Prohibiting said:
Is it me or do all of these feel very expensive? Half the cars on this list are 20+ years old, probably incredibly expensive to run a maintain, and I d imagine you need a pretty big slush fund to repair anything if anything went wrong. The market size is likely minuscule for these.

I d probably take the Volvo or Vauxhall as I d imagine they re safest bet. And what about the car tax on these now too? Yikes.

Edited by Prohibiting on Saturday 21st February 06:51
Yeah, load of overpriced old woofers, that Chrysler in particular, 15 grand FFS for a 17 year old, not that fast car that has that iffy image to it. Can get an E55 or E63 for less.

The BMW, these have gone up, but not that much try and sell one and you will see, apart from the odd BMW spec beard, who wants it ? Nearly 20 years old with an engine with a reputation for giving agro.

Subaru looks alright, Audi could be an interesting project.



Legacywr

14,447 posts

210 months

Yesterday (09:05)
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Dapster said:
I think they're aftermarket Audi wheels. OE were these:

I had one the same as this, except not the V8, which we didn’t get in RHD.

mooseracer

2,617 posts

192 months

Yesterday (09:09)
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Weirdly despite liking estates, none of those appeal to me other than the BMW as it's such a rarity.

stevemcs

9,913 posts

115 months

Yesterday (09:15)
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I’ll take the Audi, it’s from the time when they were built to last and properly cool.

Unreal

8,814 posts

47 months

Yesterday (09:37)
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Prohibiting said:
Is it me or do all of these feel very expensive? Half the cars on this list are 20+ years old, probably incredibly expensive to run a maintain, and I d imagine you need a pretty big slush fund to repair anything if anything went wrong. The market size is likely minuscule for these.

I d probably take the Volvo or Vauxhall as I d imagine they re safest bet. And what about the car tax on these now too? Yikes.

Edited by Prohibiting on Saturday 21st February 06:51
No it's not just you. They are comedy prices.

I wouldn't want any of them where they're pitched but there are mugs everywhere.

Let's see if they sell.