RE: Walk softly, carry big stick: Theon finds UK mojo
RE: Walk softly, carry big stick: Theon finds UK mojo
Thursday 15th January

Walk softly, carry big stick: Theon finds UK mojo

Small wheels, soft springs, more than 400hp and less than 1,200kg - talk about a dream-grade classic 911...


We’ve all got a vision of the ideal 911 restomod. Given the amount that have now been created over the decades, the perfect one for you may already exist. And if it doesn’t, then 2026 has added another that may well qualify: this is a new Theon 4.0 Coupe, albeit one designed ‘as a pared-back, timeless interpretation of the ultimate road-optimised, air-cooled Porsche 911.’ And that sounds pretty great to us. 

Looks it, too, in Medium Ivory with Grand Prix white stripes (look closely for those), with Champagne details and Copper Brown calipers. What isn’t carbon inside is nubuck leather in Tobacco and Licorice, the former working perfectly with the exterior. Often it can seem like there isn’t a spec that doesn’t suit a racy old 911, but this really hits the spot. The seats are Recaro CS buckets, what were plastic switchers are now billet aluminium, and the rear seats are swapped out for a carbon storage deck (leather trimmed, of course) for a lovely pair of weekend bags. Also buried back there are a pair of subwoofers, working in conjunction with an Audison amp and Focal speakers for a top-tier audio experience. There’s even wireless charging. Nothing we haven’t seen before, if still really rather nice. 

This particular Theon commission has very much been built with proper trips in mind, too, including repositioned pedals to reduce the awkward offset of old 911s. One person’s classic quirk is another’s retro annoyance, after all. This 4.0-litre also gets 17-inch wheels (where most Theons use 18s) and a ‘more compliant’ tune for the TracTive dampers, the idea being that this is ‘at home on pock-marked British roads.’ It’s a brave soul that would take half a million quid worth of Porsche on anything less than the best British roads, but the customer gets what the customer wants in the world of Theon. You just know it’s going to be epic wherever it ends up, too.  

Because while the suspension might be a little accommodating this time around, the rest of the Theon spec is just as hardcore as we’ve come to expect. The flat-six makes 425hp at 7,600rpm, honking through those incredible intake trumpets and promising a sound like an RSR. The six-speed is built to 993 RS spec, as are the brakes. As is becoming a Theon hallmark, the body is carbon fibre; alongside a seam-welded chassis, it promises great rigidity and a useful weight saving - this is said to weigh just 1,150kg. A 964 Carrera is more than 200kg lardier. So you can see how this is going to be a pretty special driving experience. 

Theon Co-Founder Adam Hawley said of the latest build: “Our latest commission, built for a British customer, is a refined, timeless take on our air-cooled 911 recipe. The client wanted to create a 911 that spoke softly - classically elegant to look at and subtle to the untrained eye - but carried a big stick… Mechanically, we’ve optimised it specifically for British roads, with touring-focused suspension that delivers exceptional compliance over our uniquely challenging surfaces. It all adds up to create a sophisticated, truly rounded machine that is just as at home loping along a motorway as it is howling along Welsh B-road.”

The customer in question is surely going to be thrilled - how could they not be? Should you have a similar idea, Theon builds start at £420,000 without the donor car. Which is a big enough expense on its own: what with so many being snapped up for reimagination, the cheapest 964 C2 manual on PH is now nearly £100,000. And would you really want to tinker too much with something so valuable? Still, it’s great news if you have something similar to sell… 


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cerb4.5lee

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The power to weight in this reminds me of my old Cerbera. cloud9

This will be a lot of fun to drive I'd imagine. Very nice.

OoopsVoss

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That is quite awesome, although as a commuter the colour won't work for me. I'll take it in Oak Green Metallic.

trails

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Lovely looking thing, a hoot to drive no doubt too smile

Kipsrs

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That is an absolute delight to ‘behold’ . . Just a pity I’ll never drive or own one.

Terminator X

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Beautiful but, damn, those prices!

TX.

Earthdweller

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Lush love

thegreenhell

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I don't mind it, but I'd prefer a 964 built to those standards that still looks like a 964. This backdated look is beyond cliched now.

LordGrover

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Hmmm. So I just have to sell the house and cash in half my pension and it’s doable. scratchchin

StuntmanMike

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OoopsVoss said:
That is quite awesome, although as a commuter the colour won't work for me. I'll take it in Oak Green Metallic.
I think it looks perfect, but I have a thing for green cars so your suggestion works for me.

RenesisEvo

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I saw this at the Scramble and thought much of it, and then it went past me on my way home, making a very lovely noise indeed. Driven with gusto but also thought and care - just like the spec, tastefully purposeful.

Only thing I'm not sold on is the quad pipes, a few too many but who am I to complain?

griffdude

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Lovely thing but makes a GT3 touring look cheap.

JJJ.

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thegreenhell said:
I don't mind it, but I'd prefer a 964 built to those standards that still looks like a 964. This backdated look is beyond cliched now.
Totally understandable.

nismo48

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griffdude said:
Lovely thing but makes a GT3 touring look cheap.
Indeed, but it's still a sight to behold.

Cryssys

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LordGrover said:
Hmmm. So I just have to sell the house and cash in half my pension and it s doable. scratchchin
Might be a bit more complicated than that old boy. You'd have to get on the waiting list first and that assumes you make it through the vetting process.

Can't just have any old pleb driving round in one of these. They have their brand image to consider you know. wink

cerb4.5lee

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Terminator X said:
Beautiful but, damn, those prices!

TX.
Expensive for sure as you say.

cerb4.5lee

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Cryssys said:
LordGrover said:
Hmmm. So I just have to sell the house and cash in half my pension and it s doable. scratchchin
Might be a bit more complicated than that old boy. You'd have to get on the waiting list first and that assumes you make it through the vetting process.

Can't just have any old pleb driving round in one of these. They have their brand image to consider you know. wink
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Fetchez la vache

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That's just bloody lovely.

CG2020UK

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Not usually my thing but have to say I love this!

Interior is brilliant.

Demonix

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Lovely 911, light, powerful and able to cope with grotty UK roads, over half a million pounds is a lot of money including donor but would be a fine way of spending it. Prefer this to a singer restomod but the demand for 964's is risking the demise of perfectly driveable unmolested classic examples which is a shame imo

MountainsofSussex

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thegreenhell said:
I don't mind it, but I'd prefer a 964 built to those standards that still looks like a 964. This backdated look is beyond cliched now.
I agree the backdated thing is done now. I think if I was in the wealth bracket for something like this, I'd be thinking something like a flat nose replica but with similar running gear to this. Not really sure what "individual" wealthy people are going to do now these are becoming too common...