What do you put down your toilet
What do you put down your toilet
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Spare tyre

Original Poster:

11,904 posts

150 months

Monday 1st December
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Other than turds and pee

I was chatting to a chum about our recent blocked drain incident, kid dropped a toy down, it got flushed then back up - much fun

He lives in a a flat and puts all food waste down there, reason being it’s a ball ache to take it to the external bins, down the loo keeps the bin dry

I have never thought of putting leftovers down the loo due to the risk of blockage

He then went on to tell me that all his confidential waste (bank statements etc) get ripped up into pieces when he’s having a turd, then flushed, again it’s never crossed my mind


Am I the only one using a toilet as a toilet or have I found a new life hack in talking to my mate

trickywoo

13,386 posts

250 months

Monday 1st December
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Chum sounds weird but this is PH so there will probably be loads along in a bit saying they do all that and some.

Alorotom

12,629 posts

207 months

Monday 1st December
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Can’t say mine is used for anything other than the obvious but I can kind of see the point with some food waste.

Clearly a turkey carcass etc. would be a bit of a nightmare to flush!

Paperwork though??! Wtf?!

Super Sonic

11,288 posts

74 months

Monday 1st December
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When he says his bank statements etc get torn into small pieces I'm assuming he means 4" squares.

gtidriver

3,627 posts

207 months

Monday 1st December
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Food waste goes down along with cat st and pee clumps from the litter box, old toilet roll holders/inners.

Philplop

371 posts

194 months

Monday 1st December
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Jesus.

Toilet paper, pee and poo, are the only things that you should flush.

Paperwork doesn’t break down in water.
Cardboard toilet roll tubes don’t break down in water.
Food waste causes blockages.
Wet wipes are essentially plastic and don’t break down.
Animal cack contains parasites that are resistant to water treatment processes and are harmful to humans.

st, piss and bogroll. It’s not complicated.

The_Doc

5,817 posts

240 months

Monday 1st December
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I store my faeces on site, so it's limited to numbers 1 and 2 and bog roll.
No wipes, minimal cooking fat, nowt else.

When your business is your business, you make it your business to sort out the st.



About £150 every 2 yrs to come and take it away.
Water bill is £13/month

Castrol for a knave

6,662 posts

111 months

Monday 1st December
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I usually flush nappies, sanitary towels, paper towels, gum, old phones, unpaid bills, junk mail, my ex's sweater, hopes, dreams or goldfish down the toilet

TameRacingDriver

19,714 posts

292 months

Monday 1st December
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Someone at my old work dropped his work iphone down the bog and attempted to flush it. This biohazard was then passed to me by the floor manager who found it a short time later. Charming fker, eh?

TVR Sagaris

1,201 posts

252 months

Monday 1st December
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gtidriver said:
Food waste goes down along with cat st and pee clumps from the litter box, old toilet roll holders/inners.


You put these down the toilet? Do they even flush? Do you not have a bin?

Hunky Dory

1,074 posts

225 months

Monday 1st December
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Castrol for a knave said:
hopes, dreams
rofl

Russet Grange

2,443 posts

46 months

Monday 1st December
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We've got a sceptic tank, so whilst I think it's fine to flush piss and poo down there, the tank isn't so sure.

hidetheelephants

32,400 posts

213 months

Tuesday 2nd December
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I'm starting to have sympathy for Thames Water, no wonder sewage works keep getting clogged up.

Tisy

1,151 posts

12 months

Tuesday 2nd December
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Russet Grange said:
We've got a sceptic tank, so whilst I think it's fine to flush piss and poo down there, the tank isn't so sure.
smile

daqinggregg

5,335 posts

149 months

Tuesday 2nd December
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Yesterday while taking a shower, the soap slipped out of my hand, arked through the air and went straight down the khazi, due to it aerodynamics and slippery surface there was no need to flush.

With no new soap in the bathroom, I had to perform the walk of shame to the kitchen, in the buff, dripping wet; looking on the bright side, being poor, it wasn’t very far.

That’s about as exciting as it ever gets.

rodericb

8,342 posts

146 months

Tuesday 2nd December
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Philplop said:
Jesus.

Toilet paper, pee and poo, are the only things that you should flush.

Paperwork doesn t break down in water.
Cardboard toilet roll tubes don t break down in water.
Food waste causes blockages.
Wet wipes are essentially plastic and don t break down.
Animal cack contains parasites that are resistant to water treatment processes and are harmful to humans.

st, piss and bogroll. It s not complicated.
Turds are "food waste" to an extent. The means to which is transported from point of origination to their resting place needs to be appropriate, and what is transported by those means needs to, in turn, be appropriate. As an earlier post said, you're not going to flush a turkey carcass but some left over peas and gravy? If you have an "insinkerator" or a macerator for food scraps it's all ending up in the same pipes....

StuntmanMike

12,377 posts

171 months

Tuesday 2nd December
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Hunky Dory said:
Castrol for a knave said:
hopes, dreams
rofl
roflrofl

Skyedriver

21,723 posts

302 months

Tuesday 2nd December
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TVR Sagaris said:
gtidriver said:
Food waste goes down along with cat st and pee clumps from the litter box, old toilet roll holders/inners.


You put these down the toilet? Do they even flush? Do you not have a bin?
Recycling surely!!

Skyedriver

21,723 posts

302 months

Tuesday 2nd December
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Russet Grange said:
We've got a sceptic tank, so whilst I think it's fine to flush piss and poo down there, the tank isn't so sure.
We also on a septic tank.
Previous occupier must have had a liking for those cotton bud things!!

TwigtheWonderkid

47,408 posts

170 months

Tuesday 2nd December
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Isn't the toilet the traditional burial ground equivalent for the deceased goldfish?