Westfield sofa throwing yob gets 8 months

[milesgiles]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15130383/...

‘Needed a Somali interpreter..’

[Chris Peacock]

The Judge said:

The judge said the offending was mitigated by the fact he was 'intellectually a low functioning individual with impaired intellectual ability'.

That's ok then.

[JagLover]

Attempted GBH at best, attempted murder at worst.

Clearly needs a lower sentence than someone tweeting though.

[LittleBobbyTables]

Chris Peacock said:

The Judge said:

The judge said the offending was mitigated by the fact he was 'intellectually a low functioning individual with impaired intellectual ability'.

That's ok then.

At least we won’t see any reform voters locked up

[Bathroom_Security]

Chris Peacock said:

That's ok then.

Indeed.

Nevermind, oh well.

Thank fk no one got hurt.

[milesgiles]

LittleBobbyTables said:

Chris Peacock said:

The Judge said:

The judge said the offending was mitigated by the fact he was 'intellectually a low functioning individual with impaired intellectual ability'.

That's ok then.

At least we won t see any reform voters locked up

Can I sign you up for Adopt an Asylum Seeker?

[LittleBobbyTables]

milesgiles said:

LittleBobbyTables said:

Chris Peacock said:

The Judge said:

The judge said the offending was mitigated by the fact he was 'intellectually a low functioning individual with impaired intellectual ability'.

That's ok then.

At least we won t see any reform voters locked up

Can I sign you up for Adopt an Asylum Seeker?

We’ve already got a Ukrainian lady and her son in.

How about you?

[Camoradi]

LittleBobbyTables said:

milesgiles said:

LittleBobbyTables said:

Chris Peacock said:

The Judge said:

The judge said the offending was mitigated by the fact he was 'intellectually a low functioning individual with impaired intellectual ability'.

That's ok then.

At least we won t see any reform voters locked up

Can I sign you up for Adopt an Asylum Seeker?

We ve already got a Ukrainian lady and her son in.

How about you?

I think milesgiles has a home of his own

[legzr1]

LittleBobbyTables said:

We ve already got a Ukrainian lady and her son in.

How about you?

[Frimley111R]

Chris Peacock said:

The Judge said:

The judge said the offending was mitigated by the fact he was 'intellectually a low functioning individual with impaired intellectual ability'.

That's ok then.

We had a guy at school who could be described this way. He once set half the pavement on fire and eventually burned a school down through basic stupidity. We thought he was hilarious until the Police turned up at my door one Sunday and I ended up testifying in Crown Court! Think he did a little jail time but it was clear he just didn't see things the way we did and us laughing at his actions was 'social proof'. He was probably autistic but we didn't realise that in the 80s.

This guy sounds a bit like our friend.

[LittleBobbyTables]

legzr1 said:

Cheers

It’s no real bother really. The kid is at school during the week, and Ukrainian school on a Saturday.

Sunday is pancake day

[fido]

Frimley111R said:

We had a guy at school who could be described this way. He once set half the pavement on fire and eventually burned a school down through basic stupidity. We thought he was hilarious until the Police turned up at my door one Sunday and I ended up testifying in Crown Court! Think he did a little jail time but it was clear he just didn't see things the way we did and us laughing at his actions was 'social proof'. He was probably autistic but we didn't realise that in the 80s.

This guy sounds a bit like our friend.

Hmm .. this chap was aware that the worst outcome was somebody needing 'hospital treatment' .. so I think that puts him more in the See You Next Tuesday category.

[Glassman]

"After the chair was thrown, it could be seen falling from the top to the bottom floor of Westfield".

[vindaloo79]

fido said:

Frimley111R said:

We had a guy at school who could be described this way. He once set half the pavement on fire and eventually burned a school down through basic stupidity. We thought he was hilarious until the Police turned up at my door one Sunday and I ended up testifying in Crown Court! Think he did a little jail time but it was clear he just didn't see things the way we did and us laughing at his actions was 'social proof'. He was probably autistic but we didn't realise that in the 80s.

This guy sounds a bit like our friend.

Hmm .. this chap was aware that the worst outcome was somebody needing 'hospital treatment' .. so I think that puts him more in the See You Next Tuesday category.

Worst outcome would be him getting thrown off the balcony I suspect if things had gone differently.

[milesgiles]

LittleBobbyTables said:

milesgiles said:

LittleBobbyTables said:

Chris Peacock said:

The Judge said:

The judge said the offending was mitigated by the fact he was 'intellectually a low functioning individual with impaired intellectual ability'.

That's ok then.

At least we won t see any reform voters locked up

Can I sign you up for Adopt an Asylum Seeker?

We ve already got a Ukrainian lady and her son in.

How about you?

How about a Somalian fighting age male? They need homes as well

[valiant]

milesgiles said:

LittleBobbyTables said:

milesgiles said:

LittleBobbyTables said:

Chris Peacock said:

The Judge said:

The judge said the offending was mitigated by the fact he was 'intellectually a low functioning individual with impaired intellectual ability'.

That's ok then.

At least we won t see any reform voters locked up

Can I sign you up for Adopt an Asylum Seeker?

We ve already got a Ukrainian lady and her son in.

How about you?

How about a Somalian fighting age male? They need homes as well

‘Fighting age’

They’ve really done a number on you, haven’t they?

If he was white, would you saying he’s a fighting age male when you’re commenting on something that’s landed him up before the beak?

[lancslad58]

milesgiles said:

LittleBobbyTables said:

milesgiles said:

LittleBobbyTables said:

Chris Peacock said:

The Judge said:

The judge said the offending was mitigated by the fact he was 'intellectually a low functioning individual with impaired intellectual ability'.

That's ok then.

At least we won t see any reform voters locked up

Can I sign you up for Adopt an Asylum Seeker?

We ve already got a Ukrainian lady and her son in.

How about you?

How about a Somalian fighting age male? They need homes as well

Is African okay ?
https://news.sky.com/story/african-tribe-camping-i...

[bennno]

LittleBobbyTables said:

We ve already got a Ukrainian lady and her son in.

How about you?

is she fit?

[Rivenink]

bennno said:

LittleBobbyTables said:

We ve already got a Ukrainian lady and her son in.

How about you?

is she fit?

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

"Why do women and girls feel unsafe in the UK?"

I know... just banter innit.

[Frimley111R]

fido said:

Frimley111R said:

We had a guy at school who could be described this way. He once set half the pavement on fire and eventually burned a school down through basic stupidity. We thought he was hilarious until the Police turned up at my door one Sunday and I ended up testifying in Crown Court! Think he did a little jail time but it was clear he just didn't see things the way we did and us laughing at his actions was 'social proof'. He was probably autistic but we didn't realise that in the 80s.

This guy sounds a bit like our friend.

Hmm .. this chap was aware that the worst outcome was somebody needing 'hospital treatment' .. so I think that puts him more in the See You Next Tuesday category.

Yep, not the same a our 'easily led' friend but I've known other people who have done silly stuff when younger, mostly egged on by mates who just thought they were hilarious. None doing anything like this but if he is a bit intellectually diminished he needs friends to stop him doing such things, not film it for SM