Anyone know any good chat up lines?
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"Put ya knickers on and go and get me a cup of tea"
>> Edited by shadytree on Monday 3rd October 14:20
>> Edited by shadytree on Monday 3rd October 14:20
Downshift said:
I died like a bad comedian at lunch today trying to start a conversation with the bird i like who works in WHSmith, and would like the advice of you good people.
Pistonheads are better than mine.
Pass her a note with this written on it... and pray she has a computer.
www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=211965&f=141&h=0
Tell us the story of you dying a comedic death at lunch?!
(oh, if I give you all my chat up lines...then they'll become common, and everyone will use them, and then girls will get used to them and...ok you know the rest).
Alright, here's one (it's appauling)...
"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"eh?"
"No really, how much does a polar bear weigh?"
"I don't know"
"Nor do I, but I know it breaks the ice!"
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there, that's yours...you can have that one
(oh, if I give you all my chat up lines...then they'll become common, and everyone will use them, and then girls will get used to them and...ok you know the rest).
Alright, here's one (it's appauling)...
"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"eh?"
"No really, how much does a polar bear weigh?"
"I don't know"
"Nor do I, but I know it breaks the ice!"
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there, that's yours...you can have that one
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How do you start a conversation with someone at the gym? I fancy a girl who goes to the gym I do, and everytime we walk past one another or an opportunity arises, one of us is mid-strain (you know, so much you almost gonna fart type strain), or has a really weird face cos we're nackered, or your mid-45minute running and are in no state to talk to someone you fancy.
She keeps looking at me, I keep looking at her. If it goes on any longer, she'll think I'm a stalker?!?!
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How do you start a conversation with someone at the gym? I fancy a girl who goes to the gym I do, and everytime we walk past one another or an opportunity arises, one of us is mid-strain (you know, so much you almost gonna fart type strain), or has a really weird face cos we're nackered, or your mid-45minute running and are in no state to talk to someone you fancy.
She keeps looking at me, I keep looking at her. If it goes on any longer, she'll think I'm a stalker?!?!
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tonyhetherington said:
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How do you start a conversation with someone at the gym? I fancy a girl who goes to the gym I do, and everytime we walk past one another or an opportunity arises, one of us is mid-strain (you know, so much you almost gonna fart type strain), or has a really weird face cos we're nackered, or your mid-45minute running and are in no state to talk to someone you fancy.
She keeps looking at me, I keep looking at her. If it goes on any longer, she'll think I'm a stalker?!?!
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Drip on her... that'll start a conversation off
Downshift; you sound like you're actually genuinely asking, rather than asking for chat up lines.
First rule; DON'T USE CHAT UP LINES.
Second rule; DON'T USE CHAT UP LINES.
(it's like fight club this
)
Seriuosly though...say something funny, or comment on something funny that just happened (the person in front leaving her bag, or you paying with the exact amount being really really sad).
OR...and here;s a little gem I once got taught which works everytime. Pay her a compliment. Yup - very genuine, something very meaningful, and then walk out. Then, next time you come back..THEN ask her out. Job's a good'un!
First rule; DON'T USE CHAT UP LINES.
Second rule; DON'T USE CHAT UP LINES.
(it's like fight club this
) Seriuosly though...say something funny, or comment on something funny that just happened (the person in front leaving her bag, or you paying with the exact amount being really really sad).
OR...and here;s a little gem I once got taught which works everytime. Pay her a compliment. Yup - very genuine, something very meaningful, and then walk out. Then, next time you come back..THEN ask her out. Job's a good'un!
tonyhetherington said:
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How do you start a conversation with someone at the gym? I fancy a girl who goes to the gym I do, and everytime we walk past one another or an opportunity arises, one of us is mid-strain (you know, so much you almost gonna fart type strain), or has a really weird face cos we're nackered, or your mid-45minute running and are in no state to talk to someone you fancy.
She keeps looking at me, I keep looking at her. If it goes on any longer, she'll think I'm a stalker?!?!
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Live dangerously, both of you silly buggers. Say to repspective girls, "Would you liek to come out with me for dinner one night this week"
It is a strange thing, but most women seem to quite like being asked out to dinner by reasonably attractive blokes who groom well.
It's a date not marriage.
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