How can I be a nuisance to the local drug dealer?

How can I be a nuisance to the local drug dealer?

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tight fart

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3,195 posts

285 months

Tuesday
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The local police have no interest in the local small time drug dealers, they use kids to run the drugs to other kids, however I’ve acquired his telephone number.
Any ideas on how I could be a nuisance to him?

essayer

10,007 posts

206 months

Tuesday
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Call him. “Hi would you like to buy my house, I’m moving”

Vsix and Vtec

877 posts

30 months

Tuesday
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I vote you play him up like the Chinese restaurant, order a consignment for a different address than your own, bonus points if you can get him to deliver it to the back of the police station without him cottoning on.

Alternatively some kind of "Beavis and Butthead" laughing down the phone asking "is Harry Saches there" with the coupe de gras of the toilet flush.

Can't promise you won't be found out and filled in though, they tend to have little sense of humour these criminal types.

normalbloke

7,942 posts

231 months

Tuesday
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Order him a skip, undertaker, the usual.

maxc

232 posts

241 months

Tuesday
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An ex girlfriend had the best idea to annoy her abusive ex husband - he had a business wih a support line so had to keep his phone on 24/7. She got stckers made saying something like "for a rim job call Doug on xxxxxxxx" and gave them to people outside clubs, including gay ones with a request tto put them up in the toilets. I made sure we parted on good terms!

wc98

11,514 posts

152 months

Tuesday
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First, find out who the local big time drug dealer is. Then phone the small time dealer asking for a kilo of coke. He will think he has hit the big time, pull out all the stops to get it and when he turns up to the spot you have arranged to meet the aforementioned big time dealer and his crew will be there to rob him.
Even if the drugs originally came from the same big time dealer him and his mates will probably be balaclava'd up and only too happy to get their kilo back while small time dealer gets a beating, robbed and a st few years paying the money back for nothing.

njw1

2,380 posts

123 months

Tuesday
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So you want to start playing silly buggers with someone who probably doesn't give a flying f*ck about legalities, ethics and morals? OK.....

Super Sonic

8,579 posts

66 months

Tuesday
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You're not the police, you don't have the backup, don't go starting a war you can't finish putting yourself and your family in danger. These are things people get killed over.

Super Sonic

8,579 posts

66 months

Tuesday
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wc98 said:
First, find out who the local big time drug dealer is. Then phone the small time dealer asking for a kilo of coke. He will think he has hit the big time, pull out all the stops to get it and when he turns up to the spot you have arranged to meet the aforementioned big time dealer and his crew will be there to rob him.
Even if the drugs originally came from the same big time dealer him and his mates will probably be balaclava'd up and only too happy to get their kilo back while small time dealer gets a beating, robbed and a st few years paying the money back for nothing.
This is not Hollywood.

troc

3,921 posts

187 months

Tuesday
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I can’t believe nobody has mentioned frozen sausages yet

eltax91

10,178 posts

218 months

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Super Sonic said:
This is not Hollywood.
It isn’t?

Super Sonic

8,579 posts

66 months

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eltax91 said:
Super Sonic said:
This is not Hollywood.
It isn’t?
What point are you trying to make?

shirt

23,952 posts

213 months

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eltax91 said:
Super Sonic said:
This is not Hollywood.
It isn’t?
No, this is Patrick

Shooter McGavin

8,045 posts

156 months

Tuesday
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How good is your Liam Neeson impression?

“I have a very specific set of skills etc etc”


Super Sonic

8,579 posts

66 months

Tuesday
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vindaloo79 said:
Not sure if this is actually suggested as a course of action, if so I will refer you to njw1's post at 10:30.

Pit Pony

9,682 posts

133 months

Tuesday
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tight fart said:
The local police have no interest in the local small time drug dealers, they use kids to run the drugs to other kids, however I’ve acquired his telephone number.
Any ideas on how I could be a nuisance to him?
How have you acquired his phone number? You could be a nuisance by getting a burner phone and phoning him to talk about whether he's thought about making a will.

Personally I'd steer clear.

Super Sonic

8,579 posts

66 months

Tuesday
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Pit Pony said:
How have you acquired his phone number? You could be a nuisance by getting a burner phone and phoning him to talk about whether he's thought about making a will.

Personally I'd steer clear.
Make veiled death threats? Good way to get killed.
Steer clear is good advice though.
It's all very well people coming on here giving it the BBB "Oh i'd do this" but real life is not like the movies, I'd advise the op not to embark on a course of action that could have life changing consequences. Mr small won't gaf about hurting you or your family or going to prison.

2020vision

315 posts

8 months

Yesterday (00:32)
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tight fart said:
The local police have no interest in the local small time drug dealers, they use kids to run the drugs to other kids, however I’ve acquired his telephone number.
Any ideas on how I could be a nuisance to him?
leave a note with your next of kin to update this page with your results.

whimsical ninja

217 posts

39 months

Yesterday (06:52)
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