RE: 2025 Audi RS3 Sportback | PH Fleet

RE: 2025 Audi RS3 Sportback | PH Fleet

Monday 31st March

2025 Audi RS3 Sportback | PH Fleet

Fast, only occasionally furious


Amazing how cars can pull you in different directions, even on a day-to-day basis. Generally speaking, I’ve spent the last few weeks warming to the RS3 like a fat toad on a sunny window sill. Mostly this is because I’ve actually had the odd opportunity (at night, since you ask) to drive it outside of its comfort zone. By that I mean the comfort zone it provides you with if you don’t go delving into the modes or pushing buttons. Leaving the car’s dynamic comfort zone on a public road is virtually impossible unless you attempt a T junction at motorway speeds - and even then, the RS3 gives the impression that it would somehow sort it out. 

The fact that it does this is all part of the Audi Sport masterplan, of course. Speak to any of the firm’s engineers at length, and they will remind you that an unerring sense of dependability is at the heart of the RS experience. Which is always something to bear in mind when you consider the shortfall in talkativeness that crops up in virtually every steering rack the firm brings to market: it simply isn’t after the same level of surface-contemplating communication that we all rave about in a Porsche. It wants to be slightly one-dimensional because it wants you to lean into it with a level of gusto that approaches blind faith.  

It helps, of course, if you select RS Performance setting via the shortcut button on the steering wheel. Audi will tell you this setting is meant to be for the racetrack, but what it really does is act like a demister, removing at least 50 per cent of the mode-related fogginess you get elsewhere and tapping more consistently into the adaptive torque splitter on the back axle. This will perform all sorts of party tricks in RS Torque Rear (more on that at a later date) but in RS Performance, it aims to maximise agility and cornering speed by making the car turn in more swiftly and keeping it as neutral as possible once you committed to a line. 

The result, for want of a better description, is bullish. What it lacks in intuitiveness and genuine nuance, the RS3 makes up for with a knack for time-saving that rivals an intergalactic wormhole. It helps that the damping is so on point (if you find yourself at the limits of its handling bandwidth, you’ve probably blundered onto a bridleway) and that - as ever - the five-pot makes for such a generous, indefatigable companion. Vocally, it has lost a step over previous generations, no question; viscerally, it will still have your eyes on stalks. The paddle-shifters as physical objects continue to disappoint; the gearbox, by and large, does not. And nor do the brakes. 

Hard not to love a car with a proverbial rocket up its bottom - which did make me regret the moment the mrs relegated herself to the back seats for an afternoon. Apparently, this sacrifice was necessary to keep a large bouquet of flowers upright (for the purposes of scale, think mob boss funeral). Granted, when it comes to any poor sucker perched over the rear axle, very few genuinely fast hot hatches treat their occupants to an impeccable ride - but increasingly irate complaints about the RS3’s relative vertical stiffness (not her words) did eventually become hard to ignore. Even with the stereo’s help. 

No surprise, really. And probably of scant concern to your common or garden RS3 buyer. But it does suggest that when the car is handed over to Matt B next month, he might want to reconsider giving his tiny lad a beaker of milk to hold lest the headlining become a canvas. Let’s wait and see. To be fair to it this week, the flowers didn’t budge and we made a Mother’s Day dinner reservation with time to spare. Rough with the smooth, eh…


Car: 2025 Audi RS3 Sportback Carbon Vorsprung
Price as tested: £69,575 (comprising Ascari blue, metallic £895)
Run by: Nic and Matt
On fleet since: Feb 2025
Mileage: 2,485

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fantheman80

Original Poster:

1,806 posts

61 months

I’ve read that opening paragraph 3 times now, still none the wiser. Good old Nic…

GreatScott2016

1,716 posts

100 months

For such a capable car, the interior and that steering wheel would probably deter me from getting one. Previous generations look so much nicer, even if not quite so on par with the latest version dynamically smile.

JAMSXR

1,755 posts

59 months

That interior is awful. I wanted to like Audi, but RS4 ownership left me cold and bored. I suspect this will offer more of the same.

Square Leg

15,225 posts

201 months

Does anyone make a car with normal dials and a needle anymore?
Can’t stand these digital screens - and I have two vehicles that have them.

AllyM

438 posts

188 months

If you want your house screwed just leave one of these on the drive.

GreatScott2016

1,716 posts

100 months

AllyM said:
If you want your house screwed just leave one of these on the drive.
I’ve heard this a lot and yet statistically, I don’t think this model features anyway near the top of any list that I can see in terms of car thefts. I may be wrong, but maybe these feature more prominently when cars are “stolen to order” rather than say, just chancers? frown

Chris Peacock

2,807 posts

146 months

I know it's 2025 and prices are crazy but I couldn't spend £70,000 on a car with that interior.

Mr Fix It

483 posts

280 months

Chuck328

1,618 posts

179 months

GreatScott2016 said:
AllyM said:
If you want your house screwed just leave one of these on the drive.
I’ve heard this a lot and yet statistically, I don’t think this model features anyway near the top of any list that I can see in terms of car thefts. I may be wrong, but maybe these feature more prominently when cars are “stolen to order” rather than say, just chancers? frown
Oh it left our house screwed. 2 1/2 years ago and ours was 'just' the S3. They trashed the place but didn't find the keys. Neither did they take anything else.
Several thousand later on upgraded security and repairs though. Got rid of the car a further year down the line.

Glad it's gone. Wouldn't have another even though these newer ones appear to be more dynamically capable.

( Always and still do like the looks though)

Mr Tidy

25,761 posts

139 months

Tuesday
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Chris Peacock said:
I know it's 2025 and prices are crazy but I couldn't spend £70,000 on a car with that interior.
I couldn't spend £70K on a car with that exterior either!

Lightweight79

14 posts

7 months

Tuesday
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The phrase 'relative vertical stiffness' made me chuckle, thought I was reading a shed article and was looking for the pun on the next line.......


GreatScott2016

1,716 posts

100 months

Tuesday
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Chuck328 said:
GreatScott2016 said:
AllyM said:
If you want your house screwed just leave one of these on the drive.
I’ve heard this a lot and yet statistically, I don’t think this model features anyway near the top of any list that I can see in terms of car thefts. I may be wrong, but maybe these feature more prominently when cars are “stolen to order” rather than say, just chancers? frown
Oh it left our house screwed. 2 1/2 years ago and ours was 'just' the S3. They trashed the place but didn't find the keys. Neither did they take anything else.
Several thousand later on upgraded security and repairs though. Got rid of the car a further year down the line.

Glad it's gone. Wouldn't have another even though these newer ones appear to be more dynamically capable.

( Always and still do like the looks though)
Really sorry to hear that. Horrific experience for anyone frown

andrewpandrew

68 posts

1 month

CharverDeeksWorth

747 posts

151 months

Tuesday
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I want to love these due to the 5 pot and terrier nature of it as a car but I feel that due to the theft issue, lacking interior and a pinch of badge snobbery oh and the fact that where I live the local mid level dealers and steroid addled types drive these around it leaves me cold, initially I did give it 5 stars but it should be a 3.

I’m not quite at the MX5 and a 320d is all you need stage but I do feel there is a type that drive these kind of cars now.

Having said all that I’ve been itching to drive an M3 touring for a while but Jesus if I want to get robbed I might as well plant a flag on the roof of the house saying come and get me laugh

theicemario

999 posts

87 months

Tuesday
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These look nice. Better in saloon form. Much classier with silver badges and exhaust tips too.



Shame you can only get a black interior

Square Leg

15,225 posts

201 months

Tuesday
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andrewpandrew said:
They get nicked easily too..

whp1983

1,250 posts

151 months

Tuesday
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Fabulous cars….. ignore the tropes about being left cold, right settings and these are magic.

Yes they are owned by plums sometimes (so are M, AMG etc) and yes if you live in a dodgy area they are prime targets…. That’s not a reflection of the car.


The Pistonsdead

4,885 posts

219 months

Tuesday
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GreatScott2016 said:
AllyM said:
If you want your house screwed just leave one of these on the drive.
I’ve heard this a lot and yet statistically, I don’t think this model features anyway near the top of any list that I can see in terms of car thefts. I may be wrong, but maybe these feature more prominently when cars are “stolen to order” rather than say, just chancers? frown
Didn't some guy tragically die trying to stop thieves taking his RS Audi outside his house..?

Dale487

1,447 posts

135 months

Tuesday
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The Pistonsdead said:
GreatScott2016 said:
AllyM said:
If you want your house screwed just leave one of these on the drive.
I’ve heard this a lot and yet statistically, I don’t think this model features anyway near the top of any list that I can see in terms of car thefts. I may be wrong, but maybe these feature more prominently when cars are “stolen to order” rather than say, just chancers? frown
Didn't some guy tragically die trying to stop thieves taking his RS Audi outside his house..?
It was an S3 that was stolen, in Chorlton, South Manchester

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great...


Edited by Dale487 on Tuesday 1st April 15:21

R8FUN

279 posts

215 months

Tuesday
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AllyM said:
If you want your house screwed just leave one of these on the drive.
If you can afford 70k to buy a car you can afford a house with a garage.