Questions that Sir Kier Starmer should put to Trump

Questions that Sir Kier Starmer should put to Trump

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Pitre

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5,303 posts

249 months

Thursday 20th February
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Our PM has the unenviable task of meeting Trump next week.

What should he ask him?

My starters for ten:-

1) Have you taken your meds?

2) When, exactly, did you go fking mad?

3) is Putin a good lover?

PurplePenguin

3,279 posts

48 months

Thursday 20th February
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Pitre said:
Our PM has the unenviable task of meeting Trump next week.

What should he ask him?

My starters for ten:-

1) Have you taken your meds?

2) When, exactly, did you go fking mad?

3) is Putin a good lover?
That is what Starmer is paid for - he should do what’s best for the country Oh wait…

rdjohn

6,712 posts

210 months

Thursday 20th February
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I think WTF just about covers it.

Bo_apex

3,863 posts

233 months

Thursday 20th February
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"how about an arm wrestle instead?"

SunsetZed

2,645 posts

185 months

Thursday 20th February
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What does it feel like to have opinions and make decisions?

QuartzDad

2,584 posts

137 months

Thursday 20th February
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"What colour are the clouds on your planet?"

greygoose

9,007 posts

210 months

Thursday 20th February
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“Are your children as disappointing to you as you were to your father?”

swanny71

3,141 posts

224 months

Thursday 20th February
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Why be such an asshole all the time?

Sheets Tabuer

20,292 posts

230 months

Thursday 20th February
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Do you want the Isle of Wight and if so would you like 50bn to take it off our hands?

Pitre

Original Poster:

5,303 posts

249 months

Thursday 20th February
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What does Putin have on you? Is it photos? Sound recordings? Both?

Have you heard of AI?

Gordon Hill

2,412 posts

30 months

Thursday 20th February
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I would imagine that it would go something like this

Mr President, what's your favourite colour?

Mr President do you know how I can get more free gear?

Mr President what is a woman as I have no idea?

Mr President can I lick the dirt from under your shoes and ask for forgiveness about past posts that I've made?

Mr President what do you class as a working person, we don't know in our government?

In return Mr President I can teach you about the highest standards of honesty and integrity that we uphold in our leadership as we're all paragons of virtue and judges of all that is holy and good.


55palfers

6,112 posts

179 months

Thursday 20th February
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Mr. President, was your father a toolmaker?

eharding

14,539 posts

299 months

Thursday 20th February
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'....but being this is a . 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?'

Sadly, "Slightly Shop Soiled Starmer" doesn't have the same ring to it as Dirty Harry.


Jockman

18,245 posts

175 months

Thursday 20th February
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55palfers said:
Mr. President, was your father a toolmaker?
Top post.

J4CKO

44,401 posts

215 months

Thursday 20th February
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None, just throw him a banana.


Pitre

Original Poster:

5,303 posts

249 months

Thursday 20th February
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J4CKO said:
None, just throw him a banana.
I'd love to see Starmer walk into the meeting and rather than letting Trump do his 'power handshake' thing, just hand him a banana biggrin

valiant

12,307 posts

175 months

Thursday 20th February
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Mr President, I've brought the crayons and I have the time now please explain to me why you are acting like a massive fking tool?

LimmerickLad

4,220 posts

30 months

Thursday 20th February
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55palfers said:
Mr. President, was your father a toolmaker as well?
FTFY.......hope you don't mind wink

Lotusgone

1,482 posts

142 months

Thursday 20th February
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Could we borrow Elon and his team for a couple of weeks? Rachel from accounts has lost £22B.


z4RRSchris

11,960 posts

194 months

Thursday 20th February
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hugh grant in love actually.

trump has fked off europe already, who cares now.