Harassment by Fart…
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normalbloke

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8,783 posts

247 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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Mods, please move if in the wrong section, but I thought this was most appropriate…
Woman prosecuted for harassment by fart..
‘When Police caught wind’….. legendary.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg5y1r1eqmpo

fly by wire

3,872 posts

153 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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Wales.

TeamD

5,060 posts

260 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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Classy folk

Dogwatch

6,379 posts

250 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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This was moved from General Gassing? confused

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Some Gump

13,018 posts

214 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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She got convicted for farting in her general direction?

Glad that the police are concentrating on the serious crimes.

popegregory

1,909 posts

162 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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Some Gump said:
She got convicted for farting in her general direction?
And claiming her mother was a hamster

Starfighter

5,337 posts

206 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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popegregory said:
Some Gump said:
She got convicted for farting in her general direction?
And claiming her mother was a hamster
Did her father smell of elderberries?

anonymous-user

82 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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I thought the police, cps and courts were underfunded and at breaking point?

Nibbles_bits

1,942 posts

67 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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pheonix478 said:
I thought the police, cps and courts were underfunded and at breaking point?
"Pursue a course of conduct" - are the police, CPS and Courts just meant to ignore harassment??

Super Sonic

13,953 posts

82 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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Some Gump said:
She got convicted for farting in her general direction?

Glad that the police are concentrating on the serious crimes.
You may want to read the article before posting.

remedy

2,253 posts

219 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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Something about this doesn't smell right.

Hereward

5,053 posts

258 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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pheonix478 said:
I thought the police, cps and courts were underfunded and at breaking wind point?
Fixed for you.

motco

17,569 posts

274 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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Surely Trump would have pardoned her... getmecoat

anonymous-user

82 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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Nibbles_bits said:
pheonix478 said:
I thought the police, cps and courts were underfunded and at breaking point?
"Pursue a course of conduct" - are the police, CPS and Courts just meant to ignore harassment??
Ideally not but they ignore plenty of other crimes as a matter of policy.

Murph7355

41,951 posts

284 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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Sentence has to be a bit of a blow.

Murph7355

41,951 posts

284 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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Nibbles_bits said:
"Pursue a course of conduct" - are the police, CPS and Courts just meant to ignore harassment??
It would have been better all round if the "victim" had just been taught how to ignore the gas bag on WhatsApp.

As far as escalations go she was hardly fearing for her life. And if 7 WhatsApps of a woman farting and grinning are tipping you over the edge...

"Victim blaming"? Baaaah.


Edited by Murph7355 on Friday 31st January 22:10

mac96

6,271 posts

171 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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Nibbles_bits said:
pheonix478 said:
I thought the police, cps and courts were underfunded and at breaking point?
"Pursue a course of conduct" - are the police, CPS and Courts just meant to ignore harassment??
There was probably more to it than a few farts, but that is the bit that allows the media to make a few jokes, hence what we read.

Nibbles_bits

1,942 posts

67 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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pheonix478 said:
Nibbles_bits said:
pheonix478 said:
I thought the police, cps and courts were underfunded and at breaking point?
"Pursue a course of conduct" - are the police, CPS and Courts just meant to ignore harassment??
Ideally not but they ignore plenty of other crimes as a matter of policy.
Like?

Nibbles_bits

1,942 posts

67 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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Murph7355 said:
Nibbles_bits said:
"Pursue a course of conduct" - are the police, CPS and Courts just meant to ignore harassment??
It would have been better all round if the "victim" had just been taught how to ignore the gas bag on WhatsApp.

As far as escalations go she was hardly fearing for her life. And if 7 WhatsApps of a woman darting and grinning are tipping you over the edge...

"Victim blaming"? Baaaah.
The same could be said for a majority of crimes that the police have reported to them.

av185

20,464 posts

155 months

Thursday 30th January 2025
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A bitter blow to those who got first wind of it.