Proof global warming is pants
Discussion
Due to something I ate, I inadvertently ended up carrying out an impromptu global warming experiment last night. When we went to bed, the boudoir was absolutely freezing, but thanks to the odd little bottom burp it soon warmed up :o
Now I'm not talking a little bit here, I am talking quite a few degrees and noticeably warmer than the rest of the house.
And these weren't pant ripping trumps, but merely the slightest of 'parps' in a true Johnny Fart Pants stylie.
Shocked, I couldn't believe it. However, it must be true. No cars were present in the boudoir during this experiment, although Mrs BliarOut was there and somewhat :irked: by my 'science'.
So why do I tell you this? Simple, it's why the lentilists are anti-car. They have realised that their favourite food actually gives them a propensity to gaseous incidents and it's their chosen diet that's really causing global warming. Well, that and cows bottoms. They are merely using their anti-car stance as a smokescreen (sic).
Now I'm not talking a little bit here, I am talking quite a few degrees and noticeably warmer than the rest of the house.
And these weren't pant ripping trumps, but merely the slightest of 'parps' in a true Johnny Fart Pants stylie.
Shocked, I couldn't believe it. However, it must be true. No cars were present in the boudoir during this experiment, although Mrs BliarOut was there and somewhat :irked: by my 'science'.
So why do I tell you this? Simple, it's why the lentilists are anti-car. They have realised that their favourite food actually gives them a propensity to gaseous incidents and it's their chosen diet that's really causing global warming. Well, that and cows bottoms. They are merely using their anti-car stance as a smokescreen (sic).
It could have been the chilli chicken 
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