Cometh The Messiah

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Lannister902

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1,558 posts

115 months

Saturday 4th January
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To the religious lot on here, what's your thoughts on the coming of the messiah?
How much bloodshed is required before you'll realise these novels you're all read from won't bring you much joy once you're dead...

If you don't know what I'm talking about, I highly recommend you do a little digging online, it's a SCARY time we're in!

popegregory

1,693 posts

146 months

Saturday 4th January
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He’s got to come and clean his room out first

anonymous-user

66 months

Saturday 4th January
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Stop taking the drugs and go to bed.

Getragdogleg

9,293 posts

195 months

Saturday 4th January
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I am the messiah. Its okay, you have a while yet before I get properly pissed off and go and tell my Dad.

Lannister902

Original Poster:

1,558 posts

115 months

Saturday 4th January
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Forester1965 said:
Stop taking the drugs and go to bed.
Yes it sounds CRAZY

Rayny

1,561 posts

213 months

Saturday 4th January
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Getragdogleg said:
I am the messiah. Its okay, you have a while yet before I get properly pissed off and go and tell my Dad.
My son, I've told you before - Don't interrupt when the grown ups are talking, go to your room and do your homework.

J6542

2,611 posts

56 months

Saturday 4th January
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Getragdogleg said:
I am the messiah. Its okay, you have a while yet before I get properly pissed off and go and tell my Dad.
You’re not the messiah. Just a very naughty boy.

Wacky Racer

39,518 posts

259 months

Saturday 4th January
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Haaland's getting his form back, he scored two today.

Monkeylegend

27,518 posts

243 months

Saturday 4th January
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Forson is the messiah, scored two in injury time to steal the win.

sunbeam alpine

7,154 posts

200 months

Saturday 4th January
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He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

RATATTAK

14,565 posts

201 months

Saturday 4th January
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Two men think they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong - Mark Knopfler

MDMA .

9,489 posts

113 months

Saturday 4th January
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He’s due on the 20th January wink

RATATTAK

14,565 posts

201 months

Saturday 4th January
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Getragdogleg said:
I am the messiah. Its okay, you have a while yet before I get properly pissed off and go and tell my Dad.
You are David Icke aicmfp !

Wacky Racer

39,518 posts

259 months

Saturday 4th January
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Monkeylegend said:
Forson is the messiah, scored two in injury time to steal the win.
Good goals to be fair.

SeeFive

8,352 posts

245 months

Saturday 4th January
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I am surrounded by people called Jesus here in Spain. Surely one of them can step up to the frikkin plate?

mickk

29,691 posts

254 months

Sunday 5th January
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MDMA . said:
He’s due on the 20th January wink
Have I still got to sit my speed awareness course?

Byker28i

71,879 posts

229 months

Sunday 5th January
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mickk said:
MDMA . said:
He’s due on the 20th January wink
Have I still got to sit my speed awareness course?
Of course, for you have sinned... go ask for forgiveness and pay the £80 to listen to the sermon.

fuzzymonkey

433 posts

237 months

Sunday 5th January
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MDMA . said:
He’s due on the 20th January wink
Anyone else remember when for a about 6 months, all postmarks on letters had a message about Messiah returning?

Monkeylegend

27,518 posts

243 months

Sunday 5th January
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fuzzymonkey said:
Anyone else remember when for a about 6 months, all postmarks on letters had a message about Messiah returning?
I think that was an advert for the local territorials, they had their mess for hire.

oakdale

1,909 posts

214 months

Sunday 5th January
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Could this be the Messiah?

He who has come to teach us the way!