How much "action" can you get in police?

How much "action" can you get in police?

Author
Discussion

Somewhatfoolish

Original Poster:

4,650 posts

193 months

Friday 15th November
quotequote all
What police roles get the most action? My totally uninformed guess is that most roles spend more than half their time either doing paperwork, hanging around waiting for things to happen, or training. Is this remotely true?

In road policing does anyone get to do several proper* pursuits a week or is it more like a yearly thing?

*i.e. failing to stop, rather than tailing some rep in a vauxhall at 110 for 2 miles before pulling them

Edited by Somewhatfoolish on Friday 15th November 14:05

Jamescrs

4,867 posts

72 months

Friday 15th November
quotequote all
In terms of volume of incidents your typical patrol/ response officer sees more than most but a lot will depend on where you are based, obviously in a big town or city you will see "more action" than a rural area.


Tommo87

4,703 posts

120 months

Friday 15th November
quotequote all
Jamescrs said:
In terms of volume of incidents your typical patrol/ response officer sees more than most but a lot will depend on where you are based, obviously in a big town or city you will see "more action" than a rural area.
What you wrote seems obvious, but I think the OP is fishing for a less realistic answer than this when he wrote ‘action’.



Somewhatfoolish

Original Poster:

4,650 posts

193 months

Friday 15th November
quotequote all
Tommo87 said:
Jamescrs said:
In terms of volume of incidents your typical patrol/ response officer sees more than most but a lot will depend on where you are based, obviously in a big town or city you will see "more action" than a rural area.
What you wrote seems obvious, but I think the OP is fishing for a less realistic answer than this when he wrote ‘action’.
I am only interested in truthful or highly amusing answers. But there is no agenda (not even sure what you're implying it would be tbh) other than curiosity.

timbob

2,158 posts

259 months

Friday 15th November
quotequote all
I tasered somebody one time. From turfing up at the job to the guy being tasered and handcuffed on the floor took less than 30 seconds.

I spent the next 9 hours doing the paperwork.

RazerSauber

2,542 posts

67 months

Friday 15th November
quotequote all
timbob said:
I tasered somebody one time. From turfing up at the job to the guy being tasered and handcuffed on the floor took less than 30 seconds.

I spent the next 9 hours doing the paperwork.
I saw an officer "pursuing" a person of interest in his fastest waddle the other day. The crim was hurtling along at a similar leisurely pace. Had it not been for an expertly executed tackle by a ~1 foot high fence, I suspect the officer would've spent 9 hours chasing him and warning him about his taser!

In all seriousness, how much bureaucracy is involved in police work? It sounds mightily excessive and a major drain on resources.

MrBogSmith

2,542 posts

41 months

Friday 15th November
quotequote all
Depends what you mean by action.

If you mean fun stuff then likely the specialisms away from normal response policing are more likely to have a better fun to paperwork ratio. Firearms, support groups, surveillance officers, dog handlers (arguably the best job) etc.

Remember most calls to the police are non-crime - it was over 80% years ago and I expect it hasn't changed.

Most police work is lame and boring.






trickywoo

12,291 posts

237 months

Friday 15th November
quotequote all
MrBogSmith said:
Remember most calls to the police are non-crime - it was over 80% years ago and I expect it hasn't changed.
Domestic will make up most of what’s left with pissed up chavs in dressing gowns shouting at each other in the street.

LosingGrip

7,964 posts

166 months

Friday 15th November
quotequote all
Somewhatfoolish said:
What police roles get the most action? My totally uninformed guess is that most roles spend more than half their time either doing paperwork, hanging around waiting for things to happen, or training. Is this remotely true?

In road policing does anyone get to do several proper* pursuits a week or is it more like a yearly thing?

*i.e. failing to stop, rather than tailing some rep in a vauxhall at 110 for 2 miles before pulling them

Edited by Somewhatfoolish on Friday 15th November 14:05
Roads Policing here.

Been on the department for two and a half years. I've had one pursuit in that time. That was a couple of weeks ago.

Today was my first day back since Monday. I spent it doing paperwork for three arrests I had over the previous weekend. A case file for a crash in February.

Tomorrow will be more paperwork unless a crash comes in.


SteveScooby

809 posts

184 months

Friday 15th November
quotequote all
RazerSauber said:


In all seriousness, how much bureaucracy is involved in police work? It sounds mightily excessive and a major drain on resources.
Loads. If I’m on a 3-11 afters shift and arrest someone at 3:30pm for a £150 shoplifting that’s been witnessed by the security guard and is on CCTV, that’s me done for the day.

Arrest, transport, book in to custody, house search, record crime, go and get the statement, collect the CCTV disc/USB/remote upload and edit it, maybe an interview, complete the case file. That’s assuming the prisoner is fit for process and the security can sort the CCTV.

PorkInsider

6,043 posts

148 months

Friday 15th November
quotequote all
LosingGrip said:
Somewhatfoolish said:
What police roles get the most action? My totally uninformed guess is that most roles spend more than half their time either doing paperwork, hanging around waiting for things to happen, or training. Is this remotely true?

In road policing does anyone get to do several proper* pursuits a week or is it more like a yearly thing?

*i.e. failing to stop, rather than tailing some rep in a vauxhall at 110 for 2 miles before pulling them

Edited by Somewhatfoolish on Friday 15th November 14:05
Roads Policing here.

Been on the department for two and a half years. I've had one pursuit in that time. That was a couple of weeks ago.

Today was my first day back since Monday. I spent it doing paperwork for three arrests I had over the previous weekend. A case file for a crash in February.

Tomorrow will be more paperwork unless a crash comes in.
This bold bit surprised me. I really thought it would be at least one per week. Granted, my 'source' is Police Interceptors and similar, but still...





ChocolateFrog

28,614 posts

180 months

Friday 15th November
quotequote all
I guess it's a bit like the Army during peacetime. If you want proper action you have to go SF.

What's the police equivalent? I know someone who went police to MI5. They seemed busy, got to drive fast cars and play with pistols.

Somewhatfoolish

Original Poster:

4,650 posts

193 months

Friday 15th November
quotequote all
(would it be more efficient if there were office workers doing the paperwork? Or is the paperwork not even needed in the first place?)

(I know doctors think that NHS "paper pushers" have often been cut too much so they end up doing the paper pushing!)

(and to the guy who was talking about an agenda this wasn't an agenda, it's just an obvious reaction to what's been said so far)

Super Sonic

7,238 posts

61 months

Friday 15th November
quotequote all
You would be able to watch riot action legally.

Simpo Two

87,046 posts

272 months

Friday 15th November
quotequote all
It reminds me of the possible dialogue had I applied to join the RAF...

'Why do you want to join the RAF?'
'Because I want to shoot things down'.

Probably wouldn't have gone down well...!

OP might do better to train as a cameraman and then he can be in the back seat on those Cops'n'Robbers programmes.

Sheepshanks

34,997 posts

126 months

Friday 15th November
quotequote all
LosingGrip said:
Today was my first day back since Monday. I spent it doing paperwork for three arrests I had over the previous weekend. A case file for a crash in February.

Tomorrow will be more paperwork unless a crash comes in.
Can you just declare yourself to be unavailable - except for emergencies - because "paperwork"?

Somewhatfoolish

Original Poster:

4,650 posts

193 months

Friday 15th November
quotequote all
Simpo Two said:
It reminds me of the possible dialogue had I applied to join the RAF...

'Why do you want to join the RAF?'
'Because I want to shoot things down'.

Probably wouldn't have gone down well...!

OP might do better to train as a cameraman and then he can be in the back seat on those Cops'n'Robbers programmes.
I am totally unsuited to the police, they don't have to worry about me trying to join rofl

Also totally unsuited to being a cameraman.

And all of that before even considering about keeping Mrs Foolish in the manner in which she is accustomed.

Forget about me. My role is to ask questions I think are interesting. Anyone else could have asked this question and hopefully get same answers l. That's the spirit in which I ask.

(I am kinda interested in the tag along for an evening thing they do one day. Although if I do it it probs won't be my local force - I'll try to make it MET instead)




Edited by Somewhatfoolish on Friday 15th November 23:27

TheK1981

225 posts

82 months

Saturday 16th November
quotequote all
One of my friends is traffic/response, said he spends longer looking for ‘missing’ people than anything else, most the time they turn up at a family members house and aren’t and never was missing, just a family areguement but the police have to do something

Nibbles_bits

1,322 posts

46 months

Saturday 16th November
quotequote all
[quote=Somewhatfoolish](would it be more efficient if there were office workers doing the paperwork? Or is the paperwork not even needed in the first place?)

Yes. And that used to be the way.

A full file NGAP can take an Officer days to build, because that won't be the only thing you do for those days. You don't need to be an Officer to build a casefile.

You don't need to be an Officer to interview a suspect.

You don't need to be an Officer to record Missing People.

I used to work on Response. The team that deal with emergency calls.
There would be days where you didn't respond to a single emergency because you were doing anything but.

MBVitoria

2,501 posts

230 months

Saturday 16th November
quotequote all
OP you seem to have a real interest in the police judging by the amount of threads and comments you make about them.

Ever thought of signing up as a volunteer Special Constable? That would give you some real insight about the job and the challenges involved.