QUOTE OF THE WEEK

[GOM]

Ted, how about a permanent thread for this. I'll start with Des Lynam in the Daily Mail today.

WOMEN WHO KISS AND TELL ARE HOOKERS WHO DEFER PAYMENT


Nice one Des!

[seafarer]

From my Dad, on raising children:

"Babies are stupid. That's why they have parents."

Directed at the parents who are afraid to impose rules and consequences on children: kids don't have the good sense and judgement to survive their own uninformed choices. Duh.

[up-the-dubs]

Homer Simpson said it best:
To Marge: "Whats the point in going out when all we do is end up back here anyway?"!

And: "Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes little problems."

Granted it was some writer on commission somewhere who ACTUALLY came up with the lines, but they'd be nothing without auld Mr. S

[PatHeald]

insecure and intellectually challenged ex-girlfriend once said:

I am as interesting as two short planks

Needless to say, that relationship was doomed before it even began.

[tvrgit]

Unlike many others recently, I am not going to be drawn into a slanging match with certain members who should know better but seem to thrive on taking the piss while leaving themselves wide open to all sorts of mockery.

Have a nice day all

[dugless]

tvrgit said:

Unlike many others recently, I am not going to be drawn into a slanging match with certain members who should know better but seem to thrive on taking the piss while leaving themselves wide open to all sorts of mockery. Have a nice day all

Well done Tvrgit,its getting pathetic isnt it.

[sparkythecat]

My octogenarian mother in law on the acquisition, this week, of a new television cabinet.

"I've got a new cabinet. It's the same size as the old one, but smaller and not as wide"

[GOM]

8 said:

The Cayenne looks like a fat bird in a tight dress.

[srebbe64]

"If you live in Leeds, and your name's Sebastian, running comes naturally"

Seb Coe

[ChelseaTractor]

'I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.' - Dan Quayle

[tvrgit]

Gazboy said:

tvrgit said: Unlike many others recently, I am not going to be drawn into a slanging match with certain members who should know better but seem to thrive on taking the piss while leaving themselves wide open to all sorts of mockery. Have a nice day all It was meant in very good humour.

The original statement was not intended to be entirely serious either!

Cheers

[seafarer]

sparkythecat said:

My octogenarian mother in law on the acquisition, this week, of a new television cabinet. "I've got a new cabinet. It's the same size as the old one, but smaller and not as wide"

Granny (yes, we call her that) used to say that something was "the exact same, only different" when comparing things.

[vixpy1]

On telling my girlfriend that it was over £100 to go to france via the channel tunnel..

'What?!! Just to drive through it?'









Sorry babe

[wedg1e]

My mother, years ago: "So what IS Ceefax then? Is it some kind of Teletext, but for the blind?"

[mybrainhurts]

tvrgit said:

Unlike many others recently, I am not going to be drawn into a slanging match with certain members who should know better but seem to thrive on taking the piss while leaving themselves wide open to all sorts of mockery......

You forgot the source.....

But it must be John Prescott..........

[dugless]

My old mom..

"I never really liked Tommy Cooper,his tricks always went wrong."

[tvrgit]

my pal Pete the Hippy 30 years ago:

"Oh man, I hate the Beatles' music, it's just the same notes in a different order"