Oh **** it!! I Give up!!

[gh0st]

My current landlady has decided that she needs me to move out due to her miscalculation of how much she will recieve on incapacity benefit with me living here renting a room off her (classed as income apparently)

So once again I now have to move house within the local area, once again I have to uproot everything, trasnsfer insurance, address, broadband connection etc, once again I have to shift everything and pack everything and I have only lived here a month :furious:

I cant afford to buy a house, the last 2 full house lets I have had have totally cost me the earth living alone and both landpersons have decided to sell within 6 months each (cheers housing boom - thanks a f:censored:king lot....) So here we go again!

I am looking around on www.easyroommate.com and others - I guess I should be looking at newsagents as well.

Truely utterly peed off gh0st :(

[Jaglover]

Haven't you got a 6 month tenancy agreement?

[gh0st]

No its an informal room rent. She is a friend of mine. Well now was a friend of mine. she aint being arsey about it, she just said that she couldnt afford it. Oh well no worries I will just move again then

[HarryW]

Can't you you just buy a caravan, park it up where it takes your fancy; bobs your dads brother. No one will bother you .

Harry

[BliarOut]

Are you relatively near your parents house? Just say you have moved out and pay cash till you find somewhere... Think of it as moving out logically as opposed to physically

[scared but happy]

Gh0st Hell you have had it bad. You have had problems living at the previous place and now here....

>> Edited by scared but happy on Thursday 22 September 19:14

[gh0st]

BliarOut said:

Are you relatively near your parents house? Just say you have moved out and pay cash till you find somewhere... Think of it as moving out logically as opposed to physically

I would do the parents but i dont fancy the 210 mile commute to work every day...

[BliarOut]

Short term all you need is a mailing address that's plausible, doesn't matter where you actually live

[flooritforever]

Man, thats bad. Am currently going through a forced move myself, and have just helped my girlfriend move, and it is an utter bitch.

And in a couple of months time I will have to move again, and hope it's to somewhere I can settle for a while.

So, gh0st, I have a good idea of how you feel. You have my sympathy. Hope you find somewhere that works out for you.

[mybrainhurts]

Have you considered the possibility that ghosts make her pee her pants....?

Take off the sheet, stop running round the house going Wooooo.........woooohoooooo......parp

And maybe she'll let you stay....

[rude-boy]

You should be so luck. I’ve been trying to move for months but still haven’t sold the house.

Can’t even do the dating thing properly atm – “don’t worry about the ex or her 3 kids love.”

[mcflurry]

Why not pay her in cash

[406]

mcflurry said:

Why not pay her in cash

Or kind

[UKBob]

406 said:

mcflurry said: Why not pay her in cash Or kind

I dont mean to be rude (but Im going to be anyway )

Perhaps there is a communication problem. If the one single reason you're moving out is because you're not supposed to be living there, then dont live there on paper. Find another place to live, or dont live anwhere at all (on paper). And stay, paying her cash. Why cant you do that Ghost?

PS, pistonheads isnt the place to post profile photos of yourself sitting on the toilet

[UKBob]

One more thing - how much is the broadbean going to cost you monthly, most contracts are 12 months

[docevi1]

Why not offer to pay her less so that she gets her full incapactiy benefit or why pay her at all? I'm sure you could work it out so that you "paid" her in a different ways, i.e. buy the groceries, pay the gas bill etc.

>> Edited by docevi1 on Saturday 24th September 11:08

[Eric Mc]

Is this criminal fraud I see being advised on Piston Heads?

[gh0st]

UKBob said:

PS, pistonheads isnt the place to post profile photos of yourself sitting on the toilet

Thats actually the corner of the workshop

[TypeR]

406 said:

mcflurry said: Why not pay her in cash Or kind

My mate and his buddy rented rooms in a house in Kingston about 20 years ago. The landlady was an old biddy, but it didn't stop mateyboy from "being nice" to the old girl. After the old lady died, mateyboy was left the house in the Will. True story, honest!!