RE: Skoda unveils UK-developed Kodiaq Armoured

RE: Skoda unveils UK-developed Kodiaq Armoured

Wednesday 25th September

Skoda unveils UK-developed Kodiaq Armoured

Under threat from the local PTA? One thing for it


Skoda has sold more than 500 Armoured Superbs since 2018, so it’s taken the only sensible next step following that success: made an SUV equivalent. This is the Kodiaq Armoured, built with UTAC Special Vehicles, a car that offers ‘exceptional levels of personal protection for occupants.’

Specifically, that means the Kodiaq meets PAS 300 Civilian Armoured Vehicle standards, and is sufficiently well equipped to be certified for PAS 301 when that comes into force as well. Testing to achieve that status means being shot at with more than 200 rounds of ammunition, plus ‘an assessment of blast resistance to the vehicle side, roof and underfloor.’ The extensive modifications for the SUV, including bullet resistant glass and steel armour, ensure it meets all the requirements. 

As with the Superb equivalent, a range of powertrains is available for the new Kodiaq variant, though all will carry some additional weight because of the reinforcements. To account for that (an exact kerbweight hasn’t been released), there are brake and suspension upgrades to keep the Kodiaq reasonably neat and tidy.

Should a bullet penetrate a tyre, a retention system means even a flat won’t leave the rim, so progress can continue relatively unhindered. Does make you wonder who might need such features, but then the lights and sirens make it reasonably clear. For maximum security and the minimum of fuss, it’s hard to think of much better than a Kodiaq Armoured. Apart from maybe a Superb Armoured. Nobody’s going to think anything. 

This retains lots of the standard Kodiaq features, too, including the smartphone-mirroring infotainment and the option of four-wheel drive. Though only offered in five-seat form (where the standard car has a seven-seat option), that does mean more than 2,000 litres of boot space. For whatever needs to be carried in an armoured car. 

Just like a standard Kodiaq, moreover, this one’s even likely to be good value. The Superb Armoured starts at around £150,000, so we’d expect something similar from the Kodiaq. A huge amount more than standard, yes, but not bad in the world of armoured cars. A similarly equipped Mercedes might cost half a million, for example. And all that money saved could go towards more security guards.


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chazwozza

Original Poster:

783 posts

191 months

Wednesday 25th September
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Hope this has more than a 2L turbo!

dunnoreally

1,070 posts

113 months

Wednesday 25th September
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chazwozza said:
Hope this has more than a 2L turbo!
I'm not a crossover person, but if I was an armoured Skoda with the old 3.6l v6 would be a heck of a way to go about it. The RS3's i5 turbo would be fine too...

Dale487

1,368 posts

128 months

Wednesday 25th September
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chazwozza said:
Hope this has more than a 2L turbo!
Isn't that the best engine they've ever done in the Kodiaq?

The now discontinued 2.2 Twin Turbo diesel might be better suited to this application, though.


BigChiefmuffinAgain

1,178 posts

103 months

Wednesday 25th September
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Joke about the PTA at your peril...

Julian Scott

3,216 posts

29 months

Wednesday 25th September
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BigChiefmuffinAgain said:
Joke about the PTA at your peril...
Absolutely.

I was the Chairman of my daughter's Prep School PTA for 2 years. The PTA consisted of me and c30 mums, mostly former lawyers, barristers, company directors, successful entrepreneurs, a politician, sports managers/agents, plus a couple of actresses and sportswomen - mostly either retired or taking an extended break

A more formidable, capable and well educated bunch I've never encountered - as the Headmaster once (and only once) discovered when he tried to talk down to them....(!)

Desiboy

41 posts

84 months

Wednesday 25th September
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I know Skoda is no longer the butt of car jokes (how do you double the value of a Skoda, etc), but I can't help thinking that someone in a position to need an armoured car would hardly opt to travel in a Skoda.

ducnick

1,893 posts

248 months

Wednesday 25th September
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Desiboy said:
I know Skoda is no longer the butt of car jokes (how do you double the value of a Skoda, etc), but I can't help thinking that someone in a position to need an armoured car would hardly opt to travel in a Skoda.
Presumably if you are genuinely worried about your safety it’s a very clever solution. The armoured Merc and Range Rover full of bodyguards leaves first with your double… you leave later by the tradesman’s entrance in a boring grey Skoda 1.6 and no one looks twice at the dull grey boring rep mobile .

Edited by ducnick on Wednesday 25th September 13:34

mattlacey

87 posts

206 months

Wednesday 25th September
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Can't help but feel that 4WD isn't really optional if you've got concerns about your tyres being shot out.

WPA

9,761 posts

119 months

Wednesday 25th September
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Desiboy said:
I know Skoda is no longer the butt of car jokes (how do you double the value of a Skoda, etc), but I can't help thinking that someone in a position to need an armoured car would hardly opt to travel in a Skoda.
Why not, discreet and allows you to travel under the radar, perfect solution for some people

Dale487

1,368 posts

128 months

Wednesday 25th September
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WPA said:
Desiboy said:
I know Skoda is no longer the butt of car jokes (how do you double the value of a Skoda, etc), but I can't help thinking that someone in a position to need an armoured car would hardly opt to travel in a Skoda.
Why not, discreet and allows you to travel under the radar, perfect solution for some people
Or its part of your entourage's motorcade, whilst you travel in something more to your standards.

garypotter

1,632 posts

155 months

Wednesday 25th September
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i think the Skoda Kodiaq is a bloody good car to start with, can i order thsi throuhg my local Skoda dealer as part of the options list?

Andy86GT

409 posts

70 months

Wednesday 25th September
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With those 'blues and twos' it would be the perfect Kodak for Kojak. "Who loves ya, baby?"

Edited by Andy86GT on Wednesday 25th September 16:41

Truckosaurus

11,875 posts

289 months

Wednesday 25th September
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Desiboy said:
I know Skoda is no longer the butt of car jokes (how do you double the value of a Skoda, etc), but I can't help thinking that someone in a position to need an armoured car would hardly opt to travel in a Skoda.
Or are a politician traveling at the taxpayers' expense.

Bill

53,903 posts

260 months

Wednesday 25th September
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This is just what your nanny needs to drive her precious cargo around. biggrin

Andy86GT

409 posts

70 months

Wednesday 25th September
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Truckosaurus said:
Desiboy said:
I know Skoda is no longer the butt of car jokes (how do you double the value of a Skoda, etc), but I can't help thinking that someone in a position to need an armoured car would hardly opt to travel in a Skoda.
Or are a politician traveling at the taxpayers' expense.
Wouldn't they want to be seen in a car made by a British owned company? ... ah, slight problem...

Rich Boy Spanner

1,463 posts

135 months

Wednesday 25th September
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That would be handy for my commutes through inner city Salford.

shalmaneser

6,017 posts

200 months

Wednesday 25th September
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Dale487 said:
WPA said:
Desiboy said:
I know Skoda is no longer the butt of car jokes (how do you double the value of a Skoda, etc), but I can't help thinking that someone in a position to need an armoured car would hardly opt to travel in a Skoda.
Why not, discreet and allows you to travel under the radar, perfect solution for some people
Or its part of your entourage's motorcade, whilst you travel in something more to your standards.
Exactly, this is for the help. Or for Police response teams or whatever

TORQ

194 posts

234 months

Wednesday 25th September
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We got a Kodiaq during lockdown on a whim, all dealers had low/ no stock. We were at Volvo and Skoda was opposite. A really impressive family car, so much cheaper to run than all the previous too.

soxboy

6,512 posts

224 months

Wednesday 25th September
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Desiboy said:
I know Skoda is no longer the butt of car jokes (how do you double the value of a Skoda, etc), but I can't help thinking that someone in a position to need an armoured car would hardly opt to travel in a Skoda.
This is aimed towards police, security services, forces, Northern Ireland etc rather than VIPs.

wistec1

401 posts

46 months

Wednesday 25th September
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I thought Skoda,s where bullet proof anyway! I'll take the royalties for that comment if anyone from Skoda is is reading.