Ridiculous names.

[MILF]

At the risk of duplicating an earlier Thread, I truly despair sometimes at the names parents give their children.

Just dealing with an Insurance claim, the Claimants name being a Paula Standing, yes Miss P Standing (does she really, how theatrical of her !!). Didnt they realise this when they named the poor creature ?

Any others you've come across ?

PS, if your reading this Miss Standing, please note that Im not taking the proverbial.............

[timmy30]

Andrew Dick, friend at college, yes A. Dick

[Plotloss]

There are 4 poor women in the UK called Mary Christmas.

[Code Monkey]

had a guy where i used to work called Lee King,

[themaskedavenger]

I used to work with a Richard Head.

Everyone called him Dick and it fitted well

[madbadger]

Kid at my school:

Paul Hiscock.

[chim_knee]

Where I work, there's someone called Betty Axewound... we call her "sweaty", for some reason









any authenticity in this post, either implied or inferred, is entirely coincidental

[cotty]

RIDICULOUS NAMES?

You mean other than MILF

A girl in one of my old companies was called Tara Bone. T.Bone

[cotty]

MILF said:

Just dealing with an Insurance claim, the Claimants name being a Paula Standing, yes Miss P Standing

At least it will change if she gets married

[JagLover]

cotty said:

RIDICULOUS NAMES? You mean other than MILF

Damn beaten to it.

[Vitesse39]

The Head of Music back at school was Mr Eric Sharp

[TypeR]

I worked with a bloke called Paul Ong. We called him Stinky of course.

[chim_knee]

cotty said:

MILF said: Just dealing with an Insurance claim, the Claimants name being a Paula Standing, yes Miss P Standing At least it will change if she gets married

hmmm... appropriate surnames?

Soorf?
Niss?
S'flaps?

[rico]

I've got a mate whose surname is John... his brother is called Johnathan... I kid you not.



(heck he'd kill me if he reads this.... )

[siwil1]

Had a client called Jenny Tailor!

[staceyb]

I was watchin one of those crap celeb programmes and it was on about the names that celebs call their kids.

The first is an american soap actor with the surname rodriguez who has 4 sons named Rocket, Rogue, Rebel and Racer!

David Duchovany (X-Files dude, i know its not spelt right but hey) has a kid named Kyd.

[zippee]

In our old works phone directory we had someone in aour Hong Kong office called Ucum Ufuk.
Personally I always thought it was the wrong way round.

[cazzer]

Two american customers of ours, Randy Queen and Randy Bender.
Friend of a friend, Jilly Jolly.

But the one I like best is a mate of mine who changed his name by deed pole, because his parents had registered him as Fangorn Blackstaff. (they were pagans apparently).

[anhamgrimmar]

there was a customer at my old shop who'd cahnged his name by deed pole.

arty.

arty fact!

[esselte]

Our music teacher was a Mr Hunt..we christened him Isaac .