The absolute state of HGV medicals...

The absolute state of HGV medicals...

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Getragdogleg

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9,317 posts

196 months

Wednesday 24th July 2024
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Just had my "your 50 so need another medical" letter through from DVLA/DVSA. Go get another medical done because you are 5 years older.

Ok, No problem, phone the Doctors to be told that they cannot do it for 8 weeks ! But its ok, there is a private company doing medicals fairly close by and they are quicker.

Go online and arrange a medical with them, 10 days later, so much faster than my GP can manage and its half the price. Bargain.

The day comes, I go to the hotel that the medical is getting done at and wait with others in a corridor, place is busy, £60 a go.

Get called in and the doctor is a Chinese man, not brilliant at English so is hard to understand, asks me if i drink/do drugs or have anything wrong with me, i say no to all, he then speedruns my medical form using a rubber stamp in many places, does an eye test with a board on the wall, does blood pressure and then 7 minutes after my appointment started I'm out the door and the next guy is being ushered in.

I am pretty sure that this is not what the Govt had in mind when they decided they want us checked over every 5 years, I could have been lying my arse off and had loads of conditions I was not telling them about, so long as my blood pressure was ok and I could read the chart that was the total extent of the "examination".

This is a total waste of £60 and a two hour round trip and the money is going to a private company who must be doing 6 drivers an hour based on the speed the two guys in front and my own "medical" took.

What a lash up.


hidetheelephants

29,699 posts

206 months

Wednesday 24th July 2024
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MCA medicals for seafarers are the same; some examiners are really just certificate mills, unless you have a wooden leg or literally have a coronary in their office you'll come out with a new ticket in 30 minutes in exchange for £120 or whatever it is now. Some of the blimps I see waddling up gangways in Aberdeen I wonder how the medics don't get busted, when they turn red and start wheezing after a single flight of stairs or struggle to fit through doors they're a danger to themselves and anyone unlucky enough to share a ship with them.

Smint

2,257 posts

48 months

Thursday 25th July 2024
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Speak to other drivers in your area, there will probably be a doctor (not part of company) who specialises in industrial medicals.

I use one such, half the price my own NHS doctor would charge (funny how you can't get a NHS appointment to see a real doc but instantly available for £140ish medical), but by specialising in such medicals always gets the paperwork right and does a thorough job.



Stick Legs

7,108 posts

178 months

Thursday 25th July 2024
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hidetheelephants said:
MCA medicals for seafarers are the same; some examiners are really just certificate mills, unless you have a wooden leg or literally have a coronary in their office you'll come out with a new ticket in 30 minutes in exchange for £120 or whatever it is now. Some of the blimps I see waddling up gangways in Aberdeen I wonder how the medics don't get busted, when they turn red and start wheezing after a single flight of stairs or struggle to fit through doors they're a danger to themselves and anyone unlucky enough to share a ship with them.
Yeah and there are others who restrict an ENG.1 at the drop of a hat. Chap I sailed with, easily one of the fittest people I have ever met, rugby player at a good level & runner got restricted ENG.1 for his BMI being >30.

rolleyes

markymarkthree

2,913 posts

184 months

Thursday 25th July 2024
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Last time i had a HGV medical (7 years ago), the quack said i had to go to an opticians for the eye test.

Getragdogleg

Original Poster:

9,317 posts

196 months

Thursday 25th July 2024
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Its a lash up all round. Its a money spinner and very little else now.

Nothing to do with its original purpose and now just money from me to them as often as possible.

towser44

3,812 posts

128 months

Friday 26th July 2024
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Mate of mine had his in a van in a layby for £45 a couple of months ago.

s p a c e m a n

11,239 posts

161 months

Tuesday 30th July 2024
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Medical? I've just spent £165 and have to sit indoors for the next 3 Sundays to stare at my phone trying to stay awake for 7 hours whilst some bloke bores me with CPC bullst hehe

hidetheelephants

29,699 posts

206 months

Tuesday 30th July 2024
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s p a c e m a n said:
Medical? I've just spent £165 and have to sit indoors for the next 3 Sundays to stare at my phone trying to stay awake for 7 hours whilst some bloke bores me with CPC bullst hehe
The MCA have that beaten too; seafarers have regular mandatory death by powerpoint sessions, except we still have to turn up and sit in a classroom.

nismocat

870 posts

21 months

Wednesday 31st July 2024
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markymarkthree said:
Last time i had a HGV medical (7 years ago), the quack said i had to go to an opticians for the eye test.
And did you?

the-norseman

14,092 posts

184 months

Wednesday 31st July 2024
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My last medical which was my first one, was quite thorough. Cant remember how much now but it was at a proper private doctors.

markymarkthree

2,913 posts

184 months

Wednesday 31st July 2024
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nismocat said:
markymarkthree said:
Last time i had a HGV medical (7 years ago), the quack said i had to go to an opticians for the eye test.
And did you?
Yes and i think they took £25 from me for the eye test part.

ArmaghMan

2,605 posts

193 months

Wednesday 25th September 2024
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Smint said:
Speak to other drivers in your area, there will probably be a doctor (not part of company) who specialises in industrial medicals.

I use one such, half the price my own NHS doctor would charge (funny how you can't get a NHS appointment to see a real doc but instantly available for £140ish medical), but by specialising in such medicals always gets the paperwork right and does a thorough job.
Funny but you are absolutely wrong.
Mrs. AM is a GP partner.
Each partner does 1 HGV medical per week.End of.
Money genuinely has nothing to do with it.
Proper HGV medical takes ages and earns pittance.


ymwoods

2,190 posts

190 months

Wednesday 25th September 2024
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ArmaghMan said:
Each partner does 1 HGV medical per week.End of.
Money genuinely has nothing to do with it.
Proper HGV medical takes ages and earns pittance.
Thats the point though. Very easy not to get a "proper" one...even if you wanted to.

My first one was as some describe above where I went into a makeshift office in a doctor's garage on a Sat. In and out in less than 10 minutes with no actual checks done.

I seem to remember a HGV medical company being shut down for it a few years ago and anyone that had medicals with them that had not already submitted them were told they were void and they needed to go elsewhere. The problem is that there is dozens of these companies using hundreds of doctors to do "friendly" medicals. Most of the time not even at the driver's request, just to get as many punters through the door.

grumpy52

5,816 posts

179 months

Tuesday 1st October 2024
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Pretty much the same situation with motorsport medicals

GEARJAMMER

449 posts

152 months

Saturday 25th January
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Sorry to drag this one up again..... i don't come on here much......

I thought you had to have your first medical (ignoring the the one you have before you pass the driving test) when you reached 45 years old, then 50 etc etc.
Ive sailed past my 45th birthday and not heard anything from the DVLA and my 46th is now not far away, i checked my licence, the HGV entitlement expires the end of January 2026... by then i will be approaching my 47th birthday, is that normal/right?

Im assuming i will get a letter telling me to go to the dodgy doc medical a month or so before my licence needs renewing?
I asked my transport manager and he just shrugged and said if your licence is in date and ive not heard anything from the DVLA then just carry on.

markymarkthree

2,913 posts

184 months

Sunday 26th January
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Yep, unless something has changed since i retired, you should have had a medical at 45.
Your TM sounds a dick, ignore him and chase up DVLA. Its your livelihood at stake if something bad was to happen.

Triple Six

1,123 posts

135 months

Monday 3rd February
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GEARJAMMER said:
Sorry to drag this one up again..... i don't come on here much......

I thought you had to have your first medical (ignoring the the one you have before you pass the driving test) when you reached 45 years old, then 50 etc etc.
Ive sailed past my 45th birthday and not heard anything from the DVLA and my 46th is now not far away, i checked my licence, the HGV entitlement expires the end of January 2026... by then i will be approaching my 47th birthday, is that normal/right?

Im assuming i will get a letter telling me to go to the dodgy doc medical a month or so before my licence needs renewing?
I asked my transport manager and he just shrugged and said if your licence is in date and ive not heard anything from the DVLA then just carry on.
You’ll need a medical before the expiry date of your HGV entitlements on the back of your licence. If it says 2026 then you are fine to drive until then.

DVLA will usually write to you about 6 weeks before it’s due.

cossy400

3,354 posts

197 months

Saturday 8th February
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GEARJAMMER said:
Sorry to drag this one up again..... i don't come on here much......

I thought you had to have your first medical (ignoring the the one you have before you pass the driving test) when you reached 45 years old, then 50 etc etc.
Ive sailed past my 45th birthday and not heard anything from the DVLA and my 46th is now not far away, i checked my licence, the HGV entitlement expires the end of January 2026... by then i will be approaching my 47th birthday, is that normal/right?

Im assuming i will get a letter telling me to go to the dodgy doc medical a month or so before my licence needs renewing?
I asked my transport manager and he just shrugged and said if your licence is in date and ive not heard anything from the DVLA then just carry on.
Yep your fine, im in the same boat with mine, i was 47 last Sept and mines due this year in May or June.

Tisy

511 posts

5 months

Wednesday 26th February
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I had to pull my DL out to check my PCV/minibus entitlements and had a look at my C/CE expiry just out of curiosity. I don't drive vocationally now but my licence expires (4b, on the front) in September 2026 and that is also the 'valid to' date for my C and CE classes. September 2026 will make me 49.5 yrs then and I haven't received anything from Swansea about needing a medical (I haven't had one since I first applied at 20 yrs old) so presumably I'm still legal to drive. My other cats all have 'valid to' dates when I'll turn 70.

Everything I've read online says you must have a fresh medical once you hit 45 but this doesn't seem to be the case. My September expiry date does not have any correlation to the dates when I passed any of my tests either, so no idea why I've got a seemingly random expiry date 4.5 years after the date when my medical renewal was supposedly due.

confused

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