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Hi Guys,
I think you may like this!
A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for making them fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."
The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"
The man says, "Neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with."
PS- feel free to add your own jokes below, pictures of modern teenagers wearing flares excluded :D
I think you may like this!
A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for making them fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."
The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"
The man says, "Neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with."
PS- feel free to add your own jokes below, pictures of modern teenagers wearing flares excluded :D
I'm sure this has been done (better) somewhere before:
www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=8025&f=141&h=0&p=120
www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=8025&f=141&h=0&p=120
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