Speak like a pirate day
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And finally. A little boy is trick or treatin' on Halloween by himself. He
is dressed as a pirate. At one house, a friendly man asks him, "Where are your buccaneers?" The little boy responds, "On either side o' me 'buccan'
head!"
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And finally. A little boy is trick or treatin' on Halloween by himself. He
is dressed as a pirate. At one house, a friendly man asks him, "Where are your buccaneers?" The little boy responds, "On either side o' me 'buccan'
head!"
irate:
Pirates, did someone say pirates?
One of my ancestors killed pirates for a living
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Nineth one down!
Up and at em me hearties!
>> Edited by diddyman on Friday 16th September 19:41
One of my ancestors killed pirates for a living
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Nineth one down!
Up and at em me hearties!
>> Edited by diddyman on Friday 16th September 19:41
Pirate and a normal guy are sat in a bar. Pirate has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and an eye patch.
Guy: You mind me asking how you got you wooden leg?
Pirate: Yarrr, t'was a stormy night, n I was thrown o'erboard. A shark bit' me leg arf!
Guy: Wow, what about your hook?
Pirate: Well ya see, we were boardin' another ship, an' one of t'pirates cut me hand arf wth his sword!
Guy: What about your eye patch?
Pirate: I was lookin' for land one day an' a bird sh@t in my eye
Guy: Oh no, so it just burnt out?
Pirate: Well no, ya see t'was the first day with my hook...
sorry if its been done before and yes it should be in the Sean connery joke thread but its suitable here more me thinks.
Guy: You mind me asking how you got you wooden leg?
Pirate: Yarrr, t'was a stormy night, n I was thrown o'erboard. A shark bit' me leg arf!
Guy: Wow, what about your hook?
Pirate: Well ya see, we were boardin' another ship, an' one of t'pirates cut me hand arf wth his sword!
Guy: What about your eye patch?
Pirate: I was lookin' for land one day an' a bird sh@t in my eye
Guy: Oh no, so it just burnt out?
Pirate: Well no, ya see t'was the first day with my hook...
sorry if its been done before and yes it should be in the Sean connery joke thread but its suitable here more me thinks.
We had a bit of fun when this all kicked off a couple of years ago. Found this thread but can't be arsed to search for any others. The boards were full of pirates for the day. Can't wait for Monday... bring on the Sin Bin
Cap'n Gruffy
Cap'n Gruffy
If oi be a-memberin of it roightly, one of the most famous poirits wuz from Whoit'aven in Cumbria, arrrrr that he was. Name of John Paul Jones, that wuz im.
Around toime of the Yankee wars with old Bloighty, he was on the Yankee side and was after plundering English ships.
Him and his mottley crew founded the beginnings of the US Navy, that they did, arrrr.
Around toime of the Yankee wars with old Bloighty, he was on the Yankee side and was after plundering English ships.
Him and his mottley crew founded the beginnings of the US Navy, that they did, arrrr.
wedg1e said:
If oi be a-memberin of it roightly, one of the most famous poirits wuz from Whoit'aven in Cumbria, arrrrr that he was. Name of John Paul Jones, that wuz im.
Around toime of the Yankee wars with old Bloighty, he was on the Yankee side and was after plundering English ships.
Him and his mottley crew founded the beginnings of the US Navy, that they did, arrrr.
Arr, this be a pirate thread, not a Dick Van Dyke thread!
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