Belfast to hold prestigious "global event" summit !

[wtanih]

Richard Chisnell, Director, British and Irish Toilet Associations:

“We’re delighted to offer Belfast the opportunity to host this prestigious event. With so much support already received from our key organising partners including International Fund for Ireland, Northern Ireland Tourist Board, Belfast City Council, Belfast Visitor and Convention Bureau and trade sponsors, the British Cleaning Council, cleaning machine manufacturer Karcher UK and Technical Concepts, providers of the Neutralle range of washroom products, we are confident that this global event will be truly memorable for all who attend.”

http://www.2005worldtoiletsummit.com/

[scared but happy]

Get there. No bog roll (except that rough stuff) and the end toilet has no lid is overflowing and stinking of st. Oh, and some weirdo keeps hanging around outside.
THATS what happens when I go to conventions and I cannot imagine this one being any different.

[minimax]

jesus what kind of conventions to you go to?

ones I usually attend involve nice hotels, lots of beer and room service and snoozing unobtrusively while the speeches are going on