Scooter maxing arghhh

[Lois]

Some of you may remember the stupid 16 y/o chav who lives opposite and have just got a little 50cc scooter, well...it now has a blue neon light! :yikes:

What is this world coming to!

[andy mac]

I bet its faster than the fiesta!

[Lois]

It's definately not and he'd definately come off worse if he tries to cut me up again.

[andy mac]

... buy some of those bull bar things...

[andy mac]

Scooties are quick, to 30 mph!

[Lois]

his just makes a lot of noise and doesn't seem to go anywhere!

[andy mac]

anonymous said:

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Sounds like a budding polititian

[raf dug]

I've just took my 12 year old daughter to a mcfly concert at the N.E.C. the queue to get out of the car park was massive,but the smug gits on thier scooters just rode past us smiling. oh well I hope thier next shit's a hedgehog.

[andy mac]

raf dug said:

I've just took my 12 year old daughter to a mcfly concert at the N.E.C. the queue to get out of the car park was massive,but the smug gits on thier scooters just rode past us smiling. oh well I hope thier next shit's a hedgehog.

I'd have one if I lived in a city... I don't, thank god. But they do make sense for those circumstances.

[moleamol]

It's funny though when they pull up next to you and hold the brake whilst burning the clutch (or whatever these things use move) out. One blip usually shuts them up

[andy mac]

You can buy a supercharged ones now!

www.planetbikes.co.uk/peugeot_jet_forcecomp05.shtml

[matt_fp]

30bhp Jet-Force would be good for blatting about the pits on ................

Matt

[raf dug]

matt_fp said:

30bhp Jet-Force would be good for blatting about the pits on ................ Matt

Hi matt
I had one race me at the main (prison) roundabout in stafford, he got away slightly quicker but he soon moved when he realised he was gonna get A 2ton Turbocharged saab up his rear.

[r988]

2 tons! What did they make your Saab out of lead?

anyway THIS is a scooter
http://media.putfile.com/NOS-scooter-vs-camaro

[JagLover]

anonymous said:

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Why is it that the slower a scooter is the more noise it makes?.

I would have a rule that any Scooter that makes a higher level of noise (in Decibels) than the cc of the engine should be crushed.

[ProPlus]

FHM this month had nothing better to do than fit NOS to a scooter for a laugh, its top end speed jumped from a measley 30mph to a slightly more impressive 48mph.

I suspect that once the chavs read that (can they read??), you are going to see a lot more of these on the roads.

[andy mac]

Loads of scooters do more than that anyway. All you have to do is derestrict them...

[slikk]

andy mac said:

Loads of scooters do more than that anyway. All you have to do is derestrict them...

ahh.. .. ..that Derestrictor bloke has a lot to answer for

kim

[Gulliver]

andy mac said:

Loads of scooters do more than that anyway. All you have to do is derestrict them...

LOL I have a shitty 50cc that is totally falling appart, and derestricted (Not noisy though.....).

It is so practical in the city that I nearly never take my car now during the week.

It looks shit, but it is faster than an Enzo in traffic, think about that one. Always first at traffic light (So annoying for cars....).

You know what ? I love riding that thing !!

(It is good to know that there is also better metal available in the garage for week ends though.....

[andy mac]

Me and my bro hired 2 scooters to go and do a 'short way round' in Cuba. loved every minute of it! Only did about 35mph, but we must have done half of the Island! was great fun./ As I said, if I lived in a city, I would have one!

>> Edited by andy mac on Friday 16th September 12:47