Automated phone systems
Discussion
When - or if - you get to speak to a human they always seem so surprised that you fire 
s into them.
And then the self-righteous sh*tpiles put theing phone down.
Assuming you've learned from this before, you may be able to contain the blood pressure at point of human 'contact' the next time. So you answer all their intrusive questions while they type it in like a chimp at the piano ...and then they transfer you to someone else ...who asks the sameing questions all over again.
I think they moved call centres to Asia because it's too far to go to choke the living sh*t out of the 'customer service representatives'. "Health and Safety" and all that.
Sends me up the ruddy pole too. My sympathies Dennis.
s into them. And then the self-righteous sh*tpiles put the
ing phone down. Assuming you've learned from this before, you may be able to contain the blood pressure at point of human 'contact' the next time. So you answer all their intrusive questions while they type it in like a chimp at the piano ...and then they transfer you to someone else ...who asks the same
ing questions all over again. I think they moved call centres to Asia because it's too far to go to choke the living sh*t out of the 'customer service representatives'. "Health and Safety" and all that.
Sends me up the ruddy pole too. My sympathies Dennis.
paulhol said:
when it finally puts you through to a human they usually dont speak english anyway
And that is what has just happened , couldnt understand a word the bloke said and he got shitty
So i let rip
Oddly enough he hung up
And iver just tried ringing my broadband provider and they have cut me off
Might have to "cut off" my payments to them then if they cant be bothered to help
I am absolutely f**king steaming
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