wtf?

[parrot of doom]

I've just eaten a massive Rump steak, its been in the fridge for a week or so and was nicely brown.

Now, 15 minutes later, I'm experiencing hallucinations around the edges of my eyesight?!!?!?

[chim_knee]

parrot of doom said:

I've just eaten a massive Rump steak, its been in the fridge for a week or so and was nicely brown. Now, 15 minutes later, I'm experiencing hallucinations around the edges of my eyesight?!!?!?

I doubt it's related. Have you been dropping any acid lately?

[Mr E]

chim_knee said:

I doubt it's related. Have you been dropping any acid lately?

Coffee. Monitor. Bastard.

[r988]

mad cow disease?

maybe you should have cooked it first?

maybe the cow was on drugs?

[JagLover]

r988 said:

mad cow disease?

what his wife spiked it?

[mybrainhurts]

Do these hallucinations take the form of naked ladies....?

[Donut]

JagLover said:

r988 said: mad cow disease? what his wife spiked it?

My neighbour has that!!



every morning he's rubbing his head on the gate post!!

[BliarOut]

The steak was fine, you are just having a heart attack

[scoobz]

parrot of doom said:

its been in the fridge for a week or so and was nicely brown.

Brown you say? Was this PoD's first attempt at ageing meat? Because I think you f ucked it up if it was.

[blueyes]

Steak and magic mushrooms methinks?

[sparkythecat]

I'm worried. He's stopped posting.

Is he dead, just sleeping, or pineing for the Fjords?.


Wakey Wakey Mr Parrot!

[BliarOut]

Bereft of life, he rests in peace

[minimax]

chim_knee said:

parrot of doom said: I've just eaten a massive Rump steak, its been in the fridge for a week or so and was nicely brown. Now, 15 minutes later, I'm experiencing hallucinations around the edges of my eyesight?!!?!? I doubt it's related. Have you been dropping any acid lately?

[Trooper2]

Donut said:

JagLover said: r988 said: mad cow disease? what his wife spiked it? My neighbour has that!! every morning he's rubbing his head on the gate post!!

Oh! The mental image!

>> Edited by Trooper2 on Friday 9th September 18:21

[parrot of doom]

I'm still here.

How odd though!


I find myself pining for the Fijords though.

[Size Nine Elm]

parrot of doom said:

I'm still here. How odd though! I find myself pining for the Fijords though.

How's the plumage?

[Pigeon]

chim_knee said:

parrot of doom said: I've just eaten a massive Rump steak, its been in the fridge for a week or so and was nicely brown. Now, 15 minutes later, I'm experiencing hallucinations around the edges of my eyesight?!!?!? I doubt it's related. Have you been dropping any acid lately?

As it happens, beef protein contains a fair bit of tryptophan, which is chemically related to some rather interesting chemicals, including acid. I'd be a bit surprised if you could carry out interesting conversions just by leaving beef in the fridge though.

[R988]

A pidgeon talking to a parrot, now I think I'm the one hallucinating...

[simpo two]

A good test is a cat, if you have one. Present questionable meat to cat and see if it eats it or runs away.

Cats know

[jessica]

Size Nine Elm said:

parrot of doom said: I'm still here. How odd though! I find myself pining for the Fijords though. How's the plumage?

Never mind the plummage!
Didnt I spot you on a roundabout off the M6 last saturday
I was on my way to Mallory and four cars behind,car was the right colour and from a distance it looked likey youuuuuuuu?????