Alone…. Except your immediate family!
Alone…. Except your immediate family!
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sunnygym

Original Poster:

1,076 posts

205 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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You wake up tomorrow and only you and your immediate family are the only people left on earth, everyone has disappeared, what do you do?



scorcher

4,125 posts

264 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Hide the knives

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

263 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Go for a drive.

xx99xx

3,029 posts

103 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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grumbledoak said:
Go for a drive.
.....in my neighbours car which is nicer than mine.

anonymous-user

84 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Burst out crying and fall into depression. If you ever meet my immediate family, you'll quickly understand. bangheadrofl

bristolbaron

5,377 posts

242 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Feed next doors cat.

Downward

5,655 posts

133 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Hope the shops are open

anonymous-user

84 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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sunnygym said:
You wake up tomorrow and only you and your immediate family are the only people left on earth, everyone has disappeared, what do you do?
Move

Wacky Racer

41,361 posts

277 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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sunnygym said:
You wake up tomorrow and only you and your immediate family are the only people left on earth, everyone has disappeared, what do you do?
Go on a looting spree, and blast past speed cameras in Wales at 120mph.

vaud

59,541 posts

185 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Re-read "on the beach" by Neville Shute.

Fastdruid

9,385 posts

182 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Long term you're fked unless you do some serious prep work and there is a very short window in which to do it. Everything relies on a constant "churn" with human intervention.

Either resign yourself to fate and go out in a hedonistic orgy or if you want to live out your natural life you're going to need to go "full prepper" but with no warning!


FredericRobinson

5,077 posts

262 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Put the kettle on

dxg

10,744 posts

290 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Given how much we communicate, I'd just assume they were dead along with everyone else. And they would do likewise.

LimmerickLad

7,268 posts

45 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Cut the neighbour's overhanging branches off and throw them back over his side.

anonymous-user

84 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Go full mad Max

The Rotrex Kid

34,867 posts

190 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Firstly, I’d be thinking ‘damn, maybe I did get the while God thing wrong’ missing the rapture would be a pretty big faux pas hehe

Secondly. Round em all up, move to a big house with good land so we can round up some animals and plant stuff to eat, daily trips out to stockpile as much stuff as possible, fuel, wood, whatever we can get. You need to do as much as possible before the electric starts to run out.

Then, well, enjoy it. Take whatever you fancy, live a life of freedom, no money worries, no work, no debt, no hassle. Just make the most of it. Sounds alright.

Biker's Nemesis

41,414 posts

238 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Shag my favourite Sister?


















































I am joking.

vaud

59,541 posts

185 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Biker's Nemesis said:
Shag my favourite Sister?

I am joking.
That you don't have a favourite?

xx99xx

3,029 posts

103 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Fastdruid said:
Long term you're fked unless you do some serious prep work and there is a very short window in which to do it. Everything relies on a constant "churn" with human intervention.

Either resign yourself to fate and go out in a hedonistic orgy or if you want to live out your natural life you're going to need to go "full prepper" but with no warning!
A hedonistic orgy with your immediate family? Ok. Suppose that sort of thing goes on already, even with millions of other people (non family) around.

VTECMatt

1,371 posts

268 months

Saturday 2nd December 2023
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Not really a problem as they all live miles away from me, so just ignore their call biggrin