God I feel like a trainspotter
God I feel like a trainspotter
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KingRichard

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10,146 posts

262 months

Monday 5th September 2005
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A big beautiful Cerb just cruised past the office, and I've just commented to a young girl in the office

[b]Hmmm, must be an early one, you can tell by the exhaust note :paperbag:[/b]

Anyone else said something perfectly natural on here but has seemed a bit, well, nerdy? :nerd:

Hughesie2

12,790 posts

312 months

Monday 5th September 2005
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do you wear a tank top to work ??




Taxi 4 Hutton

142 posts

254 months

Monday 5th September 2005
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Hughesie2 said:
do you wear a tank top to work ??






I've heard that he does



KingRichard

Original Poster:

10,146 posts

262 months

Monday 5th September 2005
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No!

Also the staff seem to think its strange me going on about TVR's when they are £40k

They are a lot cheaper I keep telling them...

running costs, insurance blah blah.

Besides I'm not allowed to tell them my package

KingRichard

Original Poster:

10,146 posts

262 months

Monday 5th September 2005
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Taxi 4 Hutton said:

Hughesie2 said:
do you wear a tank top to work ??







I've heard that he does





You've heard no such thing

up-the-dubs

4,282 posts

259 months

Monday 5th September 2005
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In the South of France recently, on a tour bus, a completly unexpected "FK ME AN F40", was uttered from my mouth. I'd say the F40 driver heard me.

A bit embaressing, if not neardy.

Taxi 4 Hutton

142 posts

254 months

Monday 5th September 2005
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KingRichard said:
A big beautiful Cerb just cruised past the office, and I've just commented to a young girl in the office

Hmmm, must be an early one, you can tell by the exhaust note

Anyone else said something perfectly natural on here but has seemed a bit, well, nerdy?


I sometimes refer to things I've read on PH and when people ask who told me I kind of just splutter that I read it somewhere online Not ashamed of PH but have now started getting comments like 'Are you on that bloody Car Forum again?' as people walk past my desk

gh0st

4,693 posts

288 months

Monday 5th September 2005
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up-the-dubs said:
In the South of France recently, on a tour bus, a completly unexpected "FK ME AN F40", was uttered from my mouth. I'd say the F40 driver heard me.

A bit embaressing, if not neardy.


He was probably more surprised at the fk propersition than the acknowledgement of his car

Ace-T

8,400 posts

285 months

Monday 5th September 2005
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The graduate who for 3 months sat (very quietly I might add - he is quite shy) in the dilbertesque cubicle next to mine left the other day. I went up to him and wished him all the best. He replied 'I know I haven't spoken to you much but I sure have learned a lot about cars'



I have the Top Gear mag Cool Wall on the side of my filing cabinet

Ace-T

scared but happy

24,147 posts

259 months

Monday 5th September 2005
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I have done that with cars. Yesterday I shouted 'oh a genuine Ferrari' and cant you tell by the note its not a MR2 with a body kit.
But mainly I do the same with computers. Remarks like 'oh thats not an early Lisa ... they had twiggy drives'.
Wife gets annoyed when I start shouting at the telly for example a historic lession due to the wrong type of computer for that era and then a 10 minute explanation of why.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Monday 5th September 2005
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KingRichard said:
GOD I FEEL LIKE A TRAINSPOTTER


I'll get you one....

Does he have to be dead or alive....?

esselte

14,626 posts

297 months

Monday 5th September 2005
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KingRichard said:
No!

Also the staff seem to think its strange me going on about TVR's when they are £40k

They are a lot cheaper I keep telling them...

running costs, insurance blah blah.

Besides I'm not allowed to show them my package


I know ,it's the same in our office too.

v15ben

16,223 posts

271 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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Apparently my girlfriend worries about me when I meet strange people with fast cars that I talk to on the internet.

She is also worried that I visit such sites when I drive such a slow car, there she may have a point

speedy_thrills

7,948 posts

273 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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KingRichard said:
Anyone else said something perfectly natural on here but has seemed a bit, well, nerdy?
You should have followed up with the question “Blue pill or red pill?” just to be convincing.

Now I wonder what happens if you mix pills?

anonymous-user

84 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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i was driving down the M5 near exeter once, in the outside lane an F40 comes past the other way. not having seen one on the road in years i craned my neck round to see it and proceeded to vear into the middle lane.... the passengers were terrified, quite rightly too in all honesty, but thankfully the motorway was fairly empty and there was no traffic around us. it didnt help when i told them all about the F40 for the next few miles.

another favourite is spotting a nice car in the mirror whilst on the motorway then winding the window down (window winders, you remember them!?) to hear it go past. as a rover driver, i am often in the middle lane you see Saw a 355 on the M4 last week which sounded awesome. I love that V8 wail.... Mrs pablo was only slightly annoyed, we were on the second severn bridge at the time and it was a touch windy!.....

lazyitus

19,931 posts

296 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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KingRichard said:
A big beautiful Cerb just cruised past the office, and I've just commented to a young girl in the office


Impressing that 13 year old with your knowledge again?

She still won't sleep with you, you know.

Rooster

2,241 posts

267 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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Don't worry I am the same, I work in the middle of Cambridge, my window overlooks the main Street and I can always hear if a chim is driving up the street!!!! People in my office think I am very sad!

KingRichard

Original Poster:

10,146 posts

262 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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mybrainhurts said:

KingRichard said:
GOD I FEEL LIKE A TRAINSPOTTER



I'll get you one....

Does he have to be dead or alive....?


still warm please... and twitching

Little Red

1,188 posts

259 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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KingRichard said:

mybrainhurts said:


KingRichard said:
GOD I FEEL LIKE A TRAINSPOTTER




I'll get you one....

Does he have to be dead or alive....?



still warm please... and twitching


You freak!

KingRichard

Original Poster:

10,146 posts

262 months

Tuesday 6th September 2005
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Little Red said:

KingRichard said:


mybrainhurts said:



KingRichard said:
GOD I FEEL LIKE A TRAINSPOTTER





I'll get you one....

Does he have to be dead or alive....?




still warm please... and twitching



You freak!


Whats freaky about that? perfectly natural... got a client in in a minute so I'm afraid I'm unable at this time to provide you with an explanation thats anywhere near plausible