Innappropriate, but at least it's petrol related!!!

[glocko]

A little girl asked her mum, "Mum, can I take the dog for a walk?" Mum replies, "No, because she's on heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, can I take Fluffy for a walk? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Fluffy over here." He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Fluffy on the leash and only go once around the estate."
Returning a few minutes later with no dog on the leash the surprised Dad asked, "Where's Fluffy? The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway around the estate, so another dog is pushing her home !!!"
:D

[pzero64]

[mad mark]

LOL

I hope I can remember it when I try to tell it to someone..

I'm crap at telling jokes, I forget punchlines, get it all mixed up, and when I do finish it, nobody laughs

Tracey

[mybrainhurts]

Then she had a puncture and another dog pumped her up.....

[C C]

Bit tail happy was she.

[mybrainhurts]

Swapped ends on a wet bit...

[anhamgrimmar]

started running like an old dog.......

dammit, i just cant make these puns work

[mybrainhurts]

anhamgrimmar said:

dammit, i just cant make these puns work

Withold food until they agree to work....