Train Your Bitch!
Discussion
No offence Ladies of PH. This is not aimed at you!
So. It appears that the Beeb have "apologised" for showing "How To Bring Your Husband To Heel". Well they can't be very sorry because, despite a raft of complaints, next week's programme would appear to still be scheduled!
Now it [i]may[/i] be that this is an oversight and, actually, it will be pulled. But, equally, they could have decided to just go ahead and show it.
If so can I ask the PH laywer types: Do you think it possible to get the Government's Sex Equality lot involved? It'd be lovely to get two Quangos fighting and spanking the BBC has always taken Government money to achieve. Press Complaints maybe?
I'd like the Beeb to be forced to to make a programme called something like:
[big][b]Train Your Bitch![/b][/big]
[i]How to get your wife to iron your shirt.[/i]
The programme staff would all need to be men, of course. All done in the interests of balance of reporting!
So. It appears that the Beeb have "apologised" for showing "How To Bring Your Husband To Heel". Well they can't be very sorry because, despite a raft of complaints, next week's programme would appear to still be scheduled!
Now it [i]may[/i] be that this is an oversight and, actually, it will be pulled. But, equally, they could have decided to just go ahead and show it.
If so can I ask the PH laywer types: Do you think it possible to get the Government's Sex Equality lot involved? It'd be lovely to get two Quangos fighting and spanking the BBC has always taken Government money to achieve. Press Complaints maybe?
I'd like the Beeb to be forced to to make a programme called something like:
[big][b]Train Your Bitch![/b][/big]
[i]How to get your wife to iron your shirt.[/i]
The programme staff would all need to be men, of course. All done in the interests of balance of reporting!
TeamD said:
At least, someone else for Cosmoschick to have a go at!
Like I said. This ain't aimed at PH Ladies. This is aimed at the twots at the Beeb who think its OK the other way around.
I had thought of "Smack Your Biatch" as a title but even I wasn't prepared to go that far...
BTW: I KNOW ITS CRASS. THAT'S THE
ING POINT!wolves_wanderer said:
I'd be happy if they would train mine to drive. I'm sick of being Des while she sits there and drinks coke OUT OF CHOICE
Have you considered laying a trail of chocolates up to the driving seat - and then popping a chocolate into her mouth for each five minute period of driving successfully achieved?
Here, girl. Here, girl. Into the driving seat. Good girl, have a choccy!
jimothy said:
Train her to do what?
She's not allowed out of the kitchen??
To bring you a beer..
To bring you food...
To give you head...
Have I missed anything?
runs away quickly
Yes,you missed to plump up your pillow and to hand you the remote as it might not be where your sitting!!
Don said:
I'd be happy if they would train mine to drive. I'm sick of being Des while she sits there and drinks coke OUT OF CHOICE
Have you considered laying a trail of chocolates up to the driving seat - and then popping a chocolate into her mouth for each five minute period of driving successfully achieved?
Here, girl. Here, girl. Into the driving seat. Good girl, have a choccy!
PS - if my wife finds this thread in my history I'm dead! [/balls in wife's handbag mode]
TeamD said:
At least, someone else for Cosmoschick to have a go at!
Perhaps you want to take a look at this thread:
www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?p=1&f=141&t=204413&h=0
Far from helping to neutralise hostility between the sexes, the media are fuelling angst and unnecessary tension. It's an absolute outrage.
And people who say that ALL women are whores!
Gazboy said:
To acurately use the remote- how often do you ask her to turn it up, only for her to raise the volume by an insignificant amount.
Read a map, without getting in a tizz.
Not slamming the front door.
Come one asked/called.
Instigate sex, atleast once a month (we'll start them off gently)
Throw a ball properly (for dog owners)
A heated discussion without needed to resort to waterworks.
I can do all of those and more
Guess that makes me fully trained then 
Hey - all men must be Gigolos, then! Yaaaay!!!
I'll get my pinny, dear. 
wedge girl said:
To acurately use the remote- how often do you ask her to turn it up, only for her to raise the volume by an insignificant amount.
Read a map, without getting in a tizz.
Not slamming the front door.
Come one asked/called.
Instigate sex, atleast once a month (we'll start them off gently)
Throw a ball properly (for dog owners)
A heated discussion without needed to resort to waterworks.
I can do all of those and more
Tattoo of a beermat on your arse?
Oh we did see some meaning alright - but it seems a lot of us would beg to differ with your extremely cynical and simplified view on mankind anyway. I guess some of us don't like to be reduced to the level of primates, and if assuming a certain level of humanity in oneself makes one arrogant, well - tough! 
TeamD said:
It's an absolute outrage.
And people who say that ALL women are whores!
You're never gonna recover from that are you? Clearly I've had a lasting impact, it's just a shame that you (and others) haven't been able to look beyond the words and see some meaning.
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