Mobile tyre fitter required Nottingham area.

[Louis Balfour]

Or an actual tyre centre.

Needs to be someone who doesn't mess up everything they touch.

For a variety of cars.

Any recommendations chaps?

[Square Leg]

I’ve had good dealings with Lindley in Colwick.
Used them via Blackcircles.

[Louis Balfour]

Square Leg said:

I’ve had good dealings with Lindley in Colwick.

Thank you. I will give them a call.

Are you available tomorrow if required, by the way? The Youth and his mates have challenged Colston to an end of season friendly and I don't think there are any subs, if anyone drops out.

We're putting on a complimentary tea, so you'd be more than welcome just to come along for heckling duties and to stuff your face with scones.

[Square Leg]

Louis Balfour said:

Square Leg said:

I’ve had good dealings with Lindley in Colwick.

Thank you. I will give them a call.

Are you available tomorrow if required, by the way? The Youth and his mates have challenged Colston to an end of season friendly and I don't think there are any subs, if anyone drops out.

We're putting on a complimentary tea, so you'd be more than welcome just to come along for heckling duties and to stuff your face with scones.

I’m playing for Colston as it happens…

Will you be making triangular coronation chicken sandwiches with crusts cut off?
And, please wash your hands first.

[Louis Balfour]

Square Leg said:

Louis Balfour said:

Square Leg said:

I’ve had good dealings with Lindley in Colwick.

Thank you. I will give them a call.

Are you available tomorrow if required, by the way? The Youth and his mates have challenged Colston to an end of season friendly and I don't think there are any subs, if anyone drops out.

We're putting on a complimentary tea, so you'd be more than welcome just to come along for heckling duties and to stuff your face with scones.

I’m playing for Colston as it happens…

Will you be making triangular coronation chicken sandwiches with crusts cut off?
And, please wash your hands first.

I won't mention to the team the calibre of the opposition, lest they are overcome with fear.

Your options will be pizza slices, ham / cheese / tuna sandwiches, samosas, sausage rolls and crisps of various flavours. These to be followed by scones, jam and cream.

You can be reassured by the fact that my only involvement with the above was the purchase of the ingredients. The preparation will be entirely in the (washed) hands of my wife.

[Square Leg]

Louis Balfour said:

Square Leg said:

Louis Balfour said:

Square Leg said:

I’ve had good dealings with Lindley in Colwick.

Thank you. I will give them a call.

Are you available tomorrow if required, by the way? The Youth and his mates have challenged Colston to an end of season friendly and I don't think there are any subs, if anyone drops out.

We're putting on a complimentary tea, so you'd be more than welcome just to come along for heckling duties and to stuff your face with scones.

I’m playing for Colston as it happens…

Will you be making triangular coronation chicken sandwiches with crusts cut off?
And, please wash your hands first.

I won't mention to the team the calibre of the opposition, lest they are overcome with fear.

Your options will be pizza slices, ham / cheese / tuna sandwiches, samosas, sausage rolls and crisps of various flavours. These to be followed by scones, jam and cream.

You can be reassured by the fact that my only involvement with the above was the purchase of the ingredients. The preparation will be entirely in the (washed) hands of my wife.

Don’t mention to them that I’ll also be umpiring.
My finger is trigger happy at the moment

I can’t hide my disappointment at not being served quintessentially English coronation chicken sarnies at a quintessentially English cricket ground.
It’s just not, um, cricket?

But I’ll eat, safe in the knowledge that as the clean Lady Balfour has prepped, I shall not succumb to some digestive tract infection due to your grubby finger nails.

[Louis Balfour]

Square Leg said:

But I’ll eat, safe in the knowledge that as the clean Lady Balfour has prepped, I shall not succumb to some digestive tract infection due to your grubby finger nails.

This is the Bassett... and YOU. It is almost guaranteed that you will suffer some sort of catastrophe.

If we were to make a round of coronation chicken sandwiches just for you, and cut off the crusts, you'd choke on them and require some sort of medical intervention.

[Square Leg]

Louis Balfour said:

Square Leg said:

But I’ll eat, safe in the knowledge that as the clean Lady Balfour has prepped, I shall not succumb to some digestive tract infection due to your grubby finger nails.

This is the Bassett... and YOU. It is almost guaranteed that you will suffer some sort of catastrophe.

If we were to make a round of coronation chicken sandwiches just for you, and cut off the crusts, you'd choke on them and require some sort of medical intervention.

If I get poked in the eye by a crispy sausage it’ll be down to you for my annual trip to A&E as my wife is in France.

[Rat_Fink_67]

Not sure if you're sorted or not now, but I'd highly recommend Jason and Rhys at Dustcap Tyres. They're mobile, decently priced and very accommodating. I've used them for everything from snotty old Fiestas to new Porsche and Ferraris over the years without complaint.

www.dustcap.co.uk

Edited by Rat_Fink_67 on Saturday 23 September 09:38

[Louis Balfour]

Rat_Fink_67 said:

Not sure if you're sorted or not now, but I'd highly recommend Jason and Rhys at Dustcap Tyres. They're mobile, decently priced and very accommodating. I've used them for everything from snotty old Fiestas to new Porsche and Ferraris over the years without complaint.

www.dustcap.co.uk

Edited by Rat_Fink_67 on Saturday 23 September 09:38

I know them.

Anyway, Asda is supplying the tyres and sending a fitter to put them on at my house. It might be Sandra from the fish counter for all I know.