Some serious pisstaking required
Some serious pisstaking required
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theexcession

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11,669 posts

280 months

Thursday 25th August 2005
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I need some of you comical folks, if you wouldn't mind joining in a joke that probably you know nothing about, but would you mind heading over to www.brianhardie.com/brianhardie.com/ and leaving a few stupid comments on the guest book. Sillier the better please.

If any of you actually know Brian Hardie then, well, ummm , eerrrrrr, oh well.....

cheers
Ex

btw Comments limited to 1000 chars

ETA: char limit is 1000 not 100



>> Edited by theexcession on Thursday 25th August 16:22

theexcession

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Thursday 25th August 2005
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"Vestan Pance" - thanks!

Please keep em coming!

theexcession

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Thursday 25th August 2005
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who ever did the fridge joke - I will find out... from a PH mod - your IP Address was logged

theexcession

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Thursday 25th August 2005
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anonymous said:
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So did Gh0st do the gerbill joke?

theexcession

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Thursday 25th August 2005
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anonymous said:
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Can you reccommend and good hinge suppliers?

mkgriff

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311 months

Thursday 25th August 2005
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theexcession

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Thursday 25th August 2005
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mkgriff said:
Try www.good_hinges_r_us.com

^ broken link

theexcession

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Thursday 25th August 2005
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Bit of a back ground


A friend of a friend of a friend of a fiend said:

I heard a commotion at the next table where this guy went off at some poor fella and his chick when all he asked was the simple question 'I know I've seen you around a lot, but for the life of me I can't remember your name...'

Well with that, this guy went absolutely mental and was saying things like 'you pricks that have been in the sport for two minutes think you are everything, I've been around for 25 years, don't you know who I am!'

His friends eventually calmed him down by throwing a chair at him, and all was cool until the chick said 'Well I've never actually been introduced, so what was your name again?'

Of course, he goes off again doesn't he? another chair later, his friends said ' you, don't bother coming back to the hotel...'

Well, I have to say for myself an innocent bystander was getting the hell out of there, didn't want to catch any shrapnel that was flying about, don't know how it ended but it would not have been pretty.'




Edited to Add - a little bit more - this stuff is still coming through the wires!
Anyway - seems like the guy is an utter arsehole and rightly deserves his own web site.

www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=19961119



>> Edited by theexcession on Thursday 25th August 17:38

theexcession

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Thursday 25th August 2005
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See what we've done:

Sir Harvey Electrolux-Smythe said:

It has come to the attention of the the Fridge Protection League that some deranged and warped individuals are using this site as a meeting point to discuss refrigerator abuse, particularly hard core door abuse.
The FPL is now monitoring this site to put a stop to all forms of this degrading and harmful practice.
We have heard all of your pathetic excuses to justify the degradation of your loyal white goods. 'Just checking to see if the light works' - don't make us laugh weener clamper. We can spot the tell tale signs of an abused door from fifty paces.
However, we can help you towards a happier future where your fridge does not form part of your social life.
Whether you suffer from just a mild case of cruising though Comet's white goods section a little too often, right the way through to the nastiest of dirty secrets involving the little flap on the butter tray or (heaven forbid) the real filth involving the sliding salad compartment. Contact us before we contact you..



PLFWS said:

We the People's Liberation Front Of Weener Slammers would like it to be known that we are aware of some evidence of some activvity of the Weener Clamper's Society associatesd with this site. We have cum to the conclusion that no white goods are harmed by our activities (apart from a minor hinge dislocation. Once). We only deal with those White Goods over consential age.
Unlike the Sir Harvey Electrolux-Smythe (who experiments with Gerbils - see that gerbill, that's your mum that is), we do not deal in grey household goods. Especially hoovers, and especially not those brightly coloured ones that do cyclonic irrigation.
We take great offence at being likened to the Gerbil frightening, hoover pipe loving (toilet roll in desperation) Clamper Socieity.
No Gerbils were harmed in the making of our post - we chant OM to our Gerbills (which they like) and don't stuff them up our arses.


God help us keep it up.

theexcession

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Thursday 25th August 2005
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Could some one cross post this onto scooby.net for me please. Again, more in jokes and conflaburations, but rest assured no more firdge doors will be hurt... yet....

thanks
Ex

Prof Beard

6,669 posts

257 months

Thursday 25th August 2005
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I keep getting an error message when I try to add to the guestbook - is this a Microshite Implorer only site? (I use Firefox)

Prof Beard

theexcession

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Thursday 25th August 2005
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Prof Beard said:
I keep getting an error message when I try to add to the guestbook - is this a Microshite Implorer only site? (I use Firefox)

Prof Beard

Seems ther eis a bug is this hacked together site - don't worry about the error messages (I get the same) but the posts do go through.

Thanks for the effort and attention - it's warming up nicely.

best
Ex

miken

276 posts

285 months

Thursday 25th August 2005
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Sir Harvey Electrolux-Smythe has posted again and he doesn't seem too happy with the PLFWS

Mike

justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

272 months

Thursday 25th August 2005
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This is just childish.

Keep it up.

regards etc

Nobless, Obliged.

gh0st

4,693 posts

288 months

Thursday 25th August 2005
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theexcession said:

anonymous said:
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So did Gh0st do the gerbill joke?


Not me squire....

UKbob

16,277 posts

295 months

Thursday 25th August 2005
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I added a poem for you Ex

TeamD

5,060 posts

262 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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So come on....

Just what exactly was that all about?

theexcession

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Friday 26th August 2005
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TeamD said:
So come on....

Just what exactly was that all about?

Needless to say, to protect the innocent, I can't name names, but he is/was a real life WRC navigator (in them days)

Well, my update a little further up the page explains how the situation came about. Needless to say he pissed off a few people out on event so they created him a web site - they just needed a bit of help filling up the guest book.


cheers
Ex

Of course should the shit hit the fan I know nothing about nobody, anywhere, ever.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Friday 26th August 2005
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theexcession said:

Of course should the shit hit the fan I know nothing about nobody, anywhere, ever.


Glad I couldn't help then....not at all, ever. It wasn't my IP address, Guv.....