Speccy Newsreading Bint
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Following on from the Natasha Kaplinski thread, I've recently found myself trying to get my breakfast down whilst looking at this vision
[pic]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41206000/jpg/_41206189_kate_silverton203.jpg[/pic]
Despite all their publicity, she's definitely not been to Specsavers, nor does she appear to own a hairbrush.
Judging from her recent pallor, she must have been giving the Sunny Delight a fair bit of hammer. Either that or she's related to David Dickinson.
I like a nice cup of tea when I wake up, but Kate Silverton definitely isn't it.
[pic]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41206000/jpg/_41206189_kate_silverton203.jpg[/pic]
Despite all their publicity, she's definitely not been to Specsavers, nor does she appear to own a hairbrush.
Judging from her recent pallor, she must have been giving the Sunny Delight a fair bit of hammer. Either that or she's related to David Dickinson.
I like a nice cup of tea when I wake up, but Kate Silverton definitely isn't it.
I've found the answer to this. Either don't turn the idiot box on, or introduce Mr Finger to Mr Offbutton. Then turn on the computer, and get your news off your favourite news website, thus avoiding the speccy newsreading bint and the "sparkling" on sofa banter so beloved of these people. You can also have a quick surf of PH before work.
I accept no responsibility though if this advice makes you late for work
I accept no responsibility though if this advice makes you late for work
She looks so different here though - www.noelgay.com/filebase/image/2004-9-17-11-51-49-16-268.jpg
Must be the black & white image that does it.
Must be the black & white image that does it.
FourWheelDrift said:
She looks so different here though - www.noelgay.com/filebase/image/2004-9-17-11-51-49-16-268.jpg
Must be the black & white image that does it.
So are you saying she's only suitable for a black and white telly then?
I think she's far more suitable for radio.
sparkythecat said:
Following on from the Natasha Kaplinski thread, I've recently found myself trying to get my breakfast down whilst looking at this vision
Despite all their publicity, she's definitely not been to Specsavers, nor does she appear to own a hairbrush.
Judging from her recent pallor, she must have been giving the Sunny Delight a fair bit of hammer. Either that or she's related to David Dickinson.
I like a nice cup of tea when I wake up, but Kate Silverton definitely isn't it.
She looks like the bird who used to have a blonde partner who had their own show then went on to do great things....like the Bread adverts.
I witnessed this servant to the high temple of socialist spin for the first time this morning, yuck!
After having only slept for about five hours last night I have to confess to being bleary eyed whilst chomping the Bran Flakes this morning. Later whilst ranting about the foul Koplinsky it was pointed out that this was a completely different lefty, Comrade Silverton it would appear.
£400k per annum to sit their reading a bloody autocue whilst quoting Das Captial, nice work if you can get it
As for not watching breakfast TV, for those of a capitalist persuasion listening to them cracking their enamel serves only to propel me to further devious mercantile activities
After having only slept for about five hours last night I have to confess to being bleary eyed whilst chomping the Bran Flakes this morning. Later whilst ranting about the foul Koplinsky it was pointed out that this was a completely different lefty, Comrade Silverton it would appear.
£400k per annum to sit their reading a bloody autocue whilst quoting Das Captial, nice work if you can get it
As for not watching breakfast TV, for those of a capitalist persuasion listening to them cracking their enamel serves only to propel me to further devious mercantile activities
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