Squeezing one out

[UKbob]

Is giving birth more tiring than driving from Eastbourne to Scotland, at night in the rain? Would any women care to put an equivalent 'motorway miles' distance on how draining the experience was for them? :)

[2 Smokin Barrels]

..I can only tell you about reversing into the garage beforehand

>> Edited by 2 Smokin Barrels on Monday 22 August 22:44

[UKbob]

2 Smokin Barrels said:

..I can only tell you about reversing into the garage beforehand >> Edited by 2 Smokin Barrels on Monday 22 August 22:44

[Lois]

I think it's a little bit more demanding and is likely to take even longer.

Don't be a pussy bloke

[supaspark]

Being a "pussy" bloke has got'en me baby No.2

[2 Smokin Barrels]

supaspark said:

Being a "pussy" bloke has got'en me baby No.2

Should've said congrats on other thread! When?

[lazyitus]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Pah, rubbish Lois.

I watched my wife give birth recently. It was a doddle. I guarantee that I found it harder to drive home after I'd taken Pethodine with Gas and Air.

It took me 20 minutes to get out of the bloody car too.

[ZR1cliff]

lazyitus said:

anonymous said: [redacted] Pah, rubbish Lois. I watched my wife give birth recently. It was a doddle. I guarantee that I found it harder to drive home after I'd taken Pethodine with Gas and Air. It took me 20 minutes to get out of the bloody car too.

i had a go on that when my son was born,would be great to rig some up in the lounge,wonder if its legal?

[supaspark]

2 Smokin Barrels said:

supaspark said: Being a "pussy" bloke has got'en me baby No.2 Should've said congrats on other thread! When?

Don't let me confuse you...its not quite here yet...I'll let you know when so you can buy me some beer!!!

[2 Smokin Barrels]

supaspark said:

2 Smokin Barrels said: supaspark said: Being a "pussy" bloke has got'en me baby No.2 Should've said congrats on other thread! When? Don't let me confuse you...its not quite here yet...I'll let you know when so you can buy me some beer!!!

OK..well congrats anyway!

[wedg1e]

We had to call Paramedics after a mate dislocated his shoulder on a climbing wall (as his belay, I thought he was larking about and wouldn't let him down ) - they gave him Entonox or whatever to relax the muscles so they could pop his arm back in. He reckoned it was good stuff.

[supaspark]

2 Smokin Barrels said:

supaspark said: 2 Smokin Barrels said: supaspark said: Being a "pussy" bloke has got'en me baby No.2 Should've said congrats on other thread! When? Don't let me confuse you...its not quite here yet...I'll let you know when so you can buy me some beer!!! OK..well congrats anyway!

Cheers buddy...gota go bed time...refurbing Gartee Prison at mo, early start and all...

[cosmoschick]

UKbob said:

Is giving birth more tiring than driving from Eastbourne to Scotland, at night in the rain? Would any women care to put an equivalent 'motorway miles' distance on how draining the experience was for them?

What an earth are you on about now, Rob? I think you're clearly suffering from sleep deprivation!

(I'd say that most women remember the pain of giving birth rather than the tiredness so unless someone skewered your eyeballs before you embarked on your journey, you can't really compare the two.)

[UKbob]

cosmoschick said:

What an earth are you on about now, Rob? I think you're clearly suffering from sleep deprivation! (I'd say that most women remember the pain of giving birth rather than the tiredness so unless someone skewered your eyeballs before you embarked on your journey, you can't really compare the two.)

Put those skewers down, thank you. Ok, so...

We were talking about the gerbils last night, and how exhausted the lady of the nest would have been when (years ago) not 30 minutes after giving birth to a litter of supercute fingernail sized pups, they were shagging again!! Gerbil sex and rodent labour probaby dont stack up against motorway miles, but someone had to ask

[Don]

cosmoschick said:

...so unless someone skewered your eyeballs before you embarked on your journey, you can't really compare the two...

Ah yes! "Joining in." How did Robin Williams put it?

robin_williams_roughly said:

Noooo boy. I don't think so. You're just along for the ride. Unless you're passing a bowling ball or someone's opening an umbrella up your ass - you're just along for the ride... Breathe Honey...

[cosmoschick]

UKbob said:

Gerbil sex and rodent labour probaby dont stack up against motorway miles, but someone had to ask

Rob, don't answer your front door today...

I fear the men in white coats are on their way!

[UKbob]

cosmoschick said:

UKbob said: Gerbil sex and rodent labour probaby dont stack up against motorway miles, but someone had to ask Rob, don't answer your front door today... I fear the men in white coats are on their way!

Come on, admit it. I wasnt far off

Us men can now relate the experience to driving to scotland and back in the rain, after skewering our eyes I wont quote you on that though, if you dont quote me again on the rodent labour comments

[Threeracers]

If you have an epidural I think it must be a breeze. Without one I would imagine it would hurt a bit.

I had a hip replaced on Thursday under an epidural and didn’t feel a thing.

Mark

[UKbob]

Threeracers said:

If you have an epidural I think it must be a breeze. Without one I would imagine it would hurt a bit. I had a hip replaced on Thursday under an epidural and didn’t feel a thing. Mark

Good luck with the hip Mark, speedy recovery, & remember to put your best hip forwards when encountering new challenges in life

[groucho]

I certainly need to Bob.