For Insomniacs and Night Shift Workers

[mybrainhurts]

A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer,
Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler.
As he opened the doors,
He was greeted by roars,
And I'm too knackered to think why....

[Mikey G]

A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer,
Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler.
As he opened the doors,
He was greeted by roars,
Of 'oh dear we are off to the cleaners!'

[__LEE__]

@ Mybraindoesntexist

This isn't really going to plan is it?

Night shift worker and sometimes Insomniac

[srebbe64]

A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer,
Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler.
As he opened the doors,
He was greeted by roars,
Because the door fell off!

[vixpy1]

A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer,
Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler.
As he opened the doors,
He was greeted by roars,
A straight six had reached 5000 miles without blowing up?

[mybrainhurts]

A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer,
Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler.
As he opened the doors,
He was greeted by roars,
As the seated bird woke when he feeled her.

[andy mac]

A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer,
Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler.
As he opened the doors,
He was greeted by roars,
And they sat him down, gave him a nice ciup of steaming hot tea, and offerd him a digestive...

[srebbe64]

A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer,
Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler.
As he opened the doors,
He was greeted by roars,
As he called his accountant, faith healer!

[Wacky Racer]

A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer,
Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler.
As he opened the doors,
He was greeted by roars,
As they both fell off...........

[Selmer]

A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer,
Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler.
As he opened the doors,
He was greeted by roars,
For a vodka swiggin' car dealer

A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer,
Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler.
As he opened the doors,
He was greeted by roars,
"Here's your new camel coat..Mr Car Dealer"

sorry

A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer,
Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler.
As he opened the doors,
He was greeted by roars,
Of a Speed Six powered Lada Riva

[Selmer]

A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer,
Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler.
As he opened the doors,
He was greeted by roars,
Когда в игре у тебя портится настроение или самочувствие, стоит услышать "Давай, Мария!", как все проходит. А когда все получается, то восхищенные возгласы заставляют играть еще лучше.

[__LEE__]

Selmer said:

тебя портится настроение или самочувствие, стоит услышать "Давай, Мария!", как все проходит. А когда все получается, то восхищенные возгласы заставляют играть еще лучше.

I have just run that through bablefish and it came back with:

When in the game in you mood or health spoils, is worth hearing "give, Mary!", as everything are passed. But when everything is obtained, then the enraptured exclamations make it necessary to play still better.

I suspect that isn't the same as the english - russian translation!.

[srebbe64]

__LEE__ said:

Selmer said: ???? ???????? ?????????? ??? ????????????, ????? ???????? "?????, ?????!", ??? ??? ????????. ? ????? ??? ??????????, ?? ??????????? ???????? ?????????? ?????? ??? ?????. I have just run that through bablefish and it came back with: When in the game in you mood or health spoils, is worth hearing "give, Mary!", as everything are passed. But when everything is obtained, then the enraptured exclamations make it necessary to play still better. I suspect that isn't the same as the english - russian translation!.

Well I ran it through another web-site and it said:

What the Hell have I done? All my pocket money is gone!

[C C]

A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer,
Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler.
As he opened the doors,
He was greeted by roars,
And said “bugger I thought they made the Elsie here”

[BrianTheYank]

A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer,
Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler.
As he opened the doors,
He was greeted by roars,
As he opened the doors.

you like poetry stuff too much LA.

[Selmer]

__LEE__ said:

Selmer said: тебя портится настроение или самочувствие, стоит услышать "Давай, Мария!", как все проходит. А когда все получается, то восхищенные возгласы заставляют играть еще лучше. I have just run that through bablefish and it came back with: When in the game in you mood or health spoils, is worth hearing "give, Mary!", as everything are passed. But when everything is obtained, then the enraptured exclamations make it necessary to play still better. Guess who said it? I suspect that isn't the same as the english - russian translation!.

[Selmer]

los angeles said:

Selmer said: A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer, Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler. As he opened the doors, He was greeted by roars, For a vodka swiggin' car dealer A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer, Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler. As he opened the doors, He was greeted by roars, "Here's your new camel coat..Mr Car Dealer" sorry A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer, Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler. As he opened the doors, He was greeted by roars, Of a Speed Six powered Lada Riva These three get my vote, Selmer. Hope you get some decent sleep soon!

Thanks mate, not a chance in hell of that though

BTW it was Maria Sharapova who said the above phrase. Apparently.

[munky]

A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer,
Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler.
As he opened the doors,
He was greeted by roars,
For they didn't believe in the silencer

hmm

A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer,
Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler.
As he opened the doors,
He was greeted by roars,
For they had a bear but couldn't afford to feed her

slightly surreal really

[wedg1e]

A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer,
Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler.
As he opened the doors,
He was greeted by roars,
Of seven artics full of spares for all the best models
Heading down to Cornwall...

[Pigeon]

A Russian, a rich wheeler-dealer,
Bought TVR from one Peter Wheeler.
As he opened the doors,
He was greeted by roars
Of V8s, and by tyres a-squealin'.

OK, so it doesn't quite rhyme, but it's close enough