Discussion
lazyitus said:
Its on, in the background.
There are so many tits in this country. It is commendable that ITV manage to get them all in one building at once.
Woeful TV.
this is better than any soap,Quality entertainment!,i cant get over the way some people take themselves so seriously,weve had the barking gent who thought he had John Lennon risen from the dead,and mingers mother who wanted to take on Mr Cowell with words of 'Ile Fight him'
Ian_S said:
How do all these people really believe they can sing?
I can't believe noone has told them the truth
Ok i can understand they think they are talented because their family might put them up to it,but when 3 judges say otherwise,then she wouldnt listen and to make matters worse her family go in and get down on their knees and plead,thats entertainment.
As for the John Lennon lunatic
ZR1cliff said:
...that was thoroughly entertaing last week, watching grown people grovel, plead and cry
Agreed: like the hopeless Mancunian hag & family Quasimodale who, upon her rejection knelt, pitifully, begging Captain Pants to let the awful bint through.
They were screaming to be run through by heavy horse, the miserable vermin.
You can't really blame them for trying, after all, Jade Goody (just one example of many), is now a millionaire off the back of being (or acting??) like a thick, mouthy bint, we truly are in the era of the Chav uprising, if this 'popular culture' that is perceived by the media is anything to go by!
>> Edited by chris watton on Saturday 27th August 16:31
>> Edited by chris watton on Saturday 27th August 16:31
chris watton said:
...Jade Goody...now a millionaire...
I wouldn't normally react to this kind of thing but in this case I'll make an exception.
Many moons ago, as a poor, hippy student, I once ate a rather unpleasant spice creation, reckoned to be some kind of poultry dish of sub continental recipe.
Several lavatorial sessions later, it became clear to my poor intestines that whatever lay partially digested in my gut had, whilst living, been defined rather more by the twitching of whiskers and issuing of 'eek' than anything that might at one time have spawned feathers.
How does this relate to the character above?
Only insofar as I believe there was a comparable quotient of steaming talent and wit in the Shanks porcelain recepticle that dire, fetid day, to the shameless mound of humanised nothingness described by our good Dr Watton.
If that is a millionaire, I am this day robbing a bank.
DIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
derestrictor said:
...Jade Goody...now a millionaire...
I wouldn't normally react to this kind of thing but in this case I'll make an exception.
Many moons ago, as a poor, hippy student, I once ate a rather unpleasant spice creation, reckoned to be some kind of poultry dish of sub continental recipe.
Several lavatorial sessions later, it became clear to my poor intestines that whatever lay partially digested in my gut had, whilst living, been defined rather more by the twitching of whiskers and issuing of 'eek' than anything that might at one time have spawned feathers.
How does this relate to the character above?
Only insofar as I believe there was a comparable quotient of steaming talent and wit in the Shanks porcelain recepticle that dire, fetid day, to the shameless mound of humanised nothingness described by our good Dr Watton.
If that is a millionaire, I am this day robbing a bank.
DIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
, another enjoyable read. I suspect that a lot of these 'shows' pander to the lowest common denominator so frequently is maybe because of the revenue that is generated from all the mobile phone 'votes',, candy from a baby springs to mind! Make the masses believe they have some control over someone elses future!
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