The Rules

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http://www.holymoly.co.uk/rules/

Some choice snippets:

[quote=]Much like the members of The Beatles, Labour politicians will die in the wrong order.


Drinking 12 pints of Guinness, makes you irresistible to the ladies. It also makes you a better pool player, invincible bare knuckle fighter and increases the size of your c*ck.


People who say "I'm beside myself" are often liars. With the notable exception of time travellers and siamese twins.[/quote]

[Nevin]

Sweet.

When haring up the A1 in fog so thick you can't see the road, get as close as you can to the car in front. That way you can regularly check where the road is

[Lois]

That guy doesn't like women!!! Although, "The following are NOT sports cars:
Vauxhall Tigra
Ford Puma
Peugot 206CC" is true!


This is a very PH thing...
"Putting a bit, then leaving...




...a bloody great gap does NOT make your joke any funnier."

[justayellowbadge]

I will not quote the Tim Westwood one, as I think it probably breaches the new rules, but it is very funny. And a bloody good idea.

[JonRB]

Some Email said:

RULES GUYS WISH ALL GIRLS KNEW 1. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 2. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 3. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes - what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 4. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 5. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 6. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. (See Rule 5). 7. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. 8. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. 10. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 11. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. 12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

[simpo two]

'Dogs have owners.

Cats have staff.'

[minimax]

the rules said:

Ladies - you lose the right to complain about me staring at your tits if you are wearing a top with writing on the front. While we're at it if you're carrying a bag from a tolleys shop La Senza, Agent Provcateur etc know that I have already undressed you, imagined you in the gear and decided whether you'd be worth it or not. Just so as you know