that kaplinski woman
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cazzer

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8,883 posts

278 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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Is getting married on saturday. Thank god.
Hopefully her husband will keep the raving lentilist bare foot and pregnant by the sink for the next ten years and we can have Sofie back in the morning.

Sensible news read by a Sturdy Girl.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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cazzer said:


Sensible news read by a Sturdy Girl.





Who're you calling sturdy......?

scared but happy

24,147 posts

259 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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Do you take this Irritating, patronising cat like bint....
But you still would, would'nt you?

Don

28,378 posts

314 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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scared but happy said:
Do you take this Irritating, patronising cat like bint....
But you still would, would'nt you?


No I wouldn't.

I still have principles. Despite having turned 40.

The Wiz

5,875 posts

292 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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I think she's quite do-able really ....

popey

5,346 posts

257 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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Was an annoying bint at school as well.

JagLover

46,766 posts

265 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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scared but happy said:
Do you take this Irritating, patronising cat like bint....
But you still would, would'nt you?


No I wouldn't apart from being an annoying lentilist she is too bony and her hair style doesn't suit her at all.

simpo two

92,789 posts

295 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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You can keep them; I'm after the Thomson catgirl

ZR1cliff

17,999 posts

279 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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I pick up a News @ Ten News reader in my cab now and again and in conversation declared my undying love for Felicity Barr,i even handed him my number and Address to pass on to her, but nothings happenend?.
Felicity get in touch your life is sub-standard without me

timmy30

9,325 posts

257 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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popey said:
Was an annoying bint at school as well.


and she was an annoying bint at college too.

Anyone out there unfortunate enough to work with her?

vetteheadracer

8,273 posts

283 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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:Cazzer said:
and we can have Sofie back in the morning.

Sensible news read by a Sturdy Girl.


Trouble is Sophie Rayworth is up the duff too!

stumartin

1,706 posts

267 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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simpo two said:
You can keep them; I'm after the Thomson catgirl


You can keep her, I'm holding out for the Yes car credit girl, bless her cute little face, it almost makes me want a loan I don't need at an interest rate I can't afford.

Don

28,378 posts

314 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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stumartin said:

simpo two said:
You can keep them; I'm after the Thomson catgirl



You can keep her, I'm holding out for the Yes car credit girl, bless her cute little face, it almost makes me want a loan I don't need at an interest rate I can't afford.


The Yes Car Credit girl is doing good business at the mo'. She's turned up as a model in a load of photography rags recently.

Not my type.

ZR1cliff

17,999 posts

279 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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stumartin said:

simpo two said:
You can keep them; I'm after the Thomson catgirl



You can keep her, I'm holding out for the Yes car credit girl, bless her cute little face, it almost makes me want a loan I don't need at an interest rate I can't afford.


She's got the best voice IMO,i could sit and listen to her for ages,i scoure channel 4 in the hope of listening to her

superlightr

12,920 posts

293 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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so any low down on what she was like at school/ college then?

randlemarcus

13,646 posts

261 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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ZR1cliff said:

stumartin said:


simpo two said:
You can keep them; I'm after the Thomson catgirl




You can keep her, I'm holding out for the Yes car credit girl, bless her cute little face, it almost makes me want a loan I don't need at an interest rate I can't afford.



She's got the best voice IMO,i could sit and listen to her for ages,i scoure channel 4 in the hope of listening to her

She's really nice - I had a little chat with her when she was doing some promo stuff at a gadget show a year or so back. That smile is twice as nice in real life.

kamal996

4,267 posts

274 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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There is only one.....her of the Property Ladder...

nubbin

6,809 posts

308 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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stumartin said:

You can keep her, I'm holding out for the Yes car credit girl, bless her cute little face, it almost makes me want a loan I don't need at an interest rate I can't afford.



I understand she's just waiting to say "Yass!" But she's a in' giant!


>> Edited by nubbin on Friday 19th August 10:51

tinman0

18,231 posts

270 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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Can someone answer this for me:

When a BBC female news reader gets pregnant - the more pronounced she becomes the more they zoom in on her face. Why do they do this?

I mean - if you are going to have female presenters - surely getting pregnant is one of those things that happens in life. Why get all coy about it? Its not like Alien will suddenly come slashing its way out of her stomach halfway through a news broadcast. So why the censorship?

I'm pretty sure Emily Maitless was up the duff the recently because the close up was so good you could see the hair up her nose.

I'm also fairly sure that when they do return to screen we still don't get a full shot of the women either - the producer seems to be of the feeling "look luv i know you've had a kid - but your still a bit fat. now heres a pass to the gym and as you lose weight we'll start zooming out and showing more of the body. until then luv - keep your nose hairs plucked" or something like that.


>> Edited by tinman0 on Friday 19th August 10:52

mrs_knee

342 posts

281 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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kamal996 said:
There is only one.....her of the Property Ladder...


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