What can men do that women can,t?

[groucho]

As a follow on thread from Jaglovers.

We can drink a lot of guiness. ;)

[ywouldi]

Sit with our hand down our trousers whilst watching telly.

Ben

>> Edited by ywouldi on Wednesday 17th August 17:23

[turbo tim]

.....pee standing up.

(accurately)

[Lois]

turbo tim said:

.....pee standing up. (accurately)

I'm sorry...accurately!!! pah thats a joke right?!

[Hughesie2]

ywouldi said:

Sit with our hand down our trousers whilst watching telly. Ben >> Edited by ywouldi on Wednesday 17th August 17:23

do women have a lack of hands or something, am i missing something in the above...

>> Edited by Hughesie2 on Wednesday 17th August 17:27

[Trooper2]

Put up with an obnoxious......... but beautiful woman.

No woman can do that ....we guys are pretty good at it thou.

[zippee]

Write our names in the snow.....

[groucho]

zippee said:

Write our names in the snow.....

Accurately.

[r988]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Put a target in your toilet and watch the mess disappear.

[groucho]

lick?

[406]

Parallel park
Read a map - Proven on 5th gear
Handle a remote control
Buy a round
Light a BBQ
Light a fart - because they dont fart






Gets coat and hides in corner, ready to delete post

>> Edited by 406 on Wednesday 17th August 17:35

[Trooper2]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

From Benny Hill:



Benny: Where is the restroom?

Bloke: Down the hall and to the right, can"t miss it.

Benny: I'll try not to!

[driftwood]

Hughesie2 said:

ywouldi said: Sit with our hand down our trousers whilst watching telly. Ben >> Edited by ywouldi on Wednesday 17th August 17:23 do women have a lack of hands or something, am i missing something in the above... >> Edited by Hughesie2 on Wednesday 17th August 17:27

OK then....sit with a woman's hand down our trousers while watching telly

[r988]

driftwood said:

Hughesie2 said: ywouldi said: Sit with our hand down our trousers whilst watching telly. Ben >> Edited by ywouldi on Wednesday 17th August 17:23 do women have a lack of hands or something, am i missing something in the above... >> Edited by Hughesie2 on Wednesday 17th August 17:27 OK then....sit with a woman's hand down our trousers while watching telly

I reckon there's some women who can do that

[Rude-boy]

Make a tent at least 3 times a day without needing instructions or supplies from millets

[r988]

Kill stuff

Invent Stuff

Break stuff

[Cyberhuss]

Drive a TVR?

I don't know any women that can drive a Tuscan without me feeling like im going to die 'older & young..

I do / did feel safer with a man driving it for there first time, same age range 30+

[r988]

Cyberhuss said:

Drive a TVR? I don't know any women that can drive a Tuscan without me feeling like im going to die 'older & young.. I do / did feel safer with a man driving it for there first time, same age range 30+

Oh dear now your in for it, the female PHers will be onto you a like a hungry wolfpack on a lame lamb, you can criticise a PHette on many things but not her driving...Especially not TVR's.

[wedge girl]

Rude-boy said:

Make a tent at least 3 times a day without needing instructions or supplies from millets

But I can help

[jessica]

406 said:

Parallel park Read a map - Proven on 5th gear Handle a remote control Buy a round Light a BBQ Light a fart - because they dont fart Gets coat and hides in corner, ready to delete post oh well!!!!!!!!!!!!! Four out of five ain't bad. >> Edited by 406 on Wednesday 17th August 17:35